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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - Car Periscope (S08E08)

"He has to announce it. He can't just do something nice."
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"- Oh, shut up. - He has to announce it."
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""Woman.""
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"Double letters go for the "w.""
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"Eight, nine, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, times three... 42."
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"Hey."
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"Judge horn."
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"Yeah."
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"Larry... Larry David."
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"- Hey, how are you doing? - Oh, hey."
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"- What do I do? - Yeah, whichever you want."
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"There you go. How are you doing?"
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"People are confused when they shake hands... lefty, righty."
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"- Go up normal... - They go like that."
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"- Right, and then I have to go like that. - Yeah yeah."
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"Sometimes I wish I had one arm when I'm cuddling in bed with a woman,"
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"'cause the other arm gets in the way all the time,"
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"so, you know, could be an advantage"
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"Hey, could you do me a favor, Larry?"
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"I got something to do. And he's a pleasure to play with."
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"So why don't you sit down and take my place? I appreciate it, Larry."
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"- What? - Thank you."
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"Yeah."
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"My father was a huge huge fan of yours."
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"- Yeah? - Yeah."
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"A lot of kikes liked the show,"
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"jigaboos too."
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"What's the matter? Are you not gonna play?"
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"Are you all right? What's going on?"
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"- can I talk to you outside for a second, Larry? - Yeah, but I wasn't..."
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"May I talk to you outside for a second?"
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"Outside the room."
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"What are you do... How could you do that?"
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"Taking advantage of my father at scrabble?"
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"- who else was there, Larry? - I took over for a one-armed man."
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"A one... a one-armed man?"
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"No. A one-armed man? No."
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"Did anybody see... did anybody see a one-armed man?"
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"Oh, poor poor sweet, innocent dad."
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"- It's disgusting. - My father has dementia, Larry."
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"That racism is in there somewhere. It's like a drunk..."
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"Larry, I'm not gonna listen to this anymore, all right?"
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"You abuse my father in scrabble... a game he loves, okay?"
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"I didn't beat him. The one-armed man did it."
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"- I'm gonna have to ask you to leave, Larry. - Fine."
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"- Because I'm getting really upset here. - Fine, I'm leaving."
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"You'll see. You'll see."
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"playing scrabble with a racist judge?"
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"What did he say that was so racist?"
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"- I can't even repeat it... disgusting. - Really?"
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"So I told Henry and he says, "no no, he's got dementia."
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"It's not racism. It's dementia.""
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"as an excuse for the racism."
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"- There's a fine line there. - Dementia has nothing to do with racism."
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"I know. My grandfather had dementia."
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"He wasn't a racist."
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"Did you look like your great-aunt?"
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"- You know what? I actually did. - Really?"
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"I swear to god, I looked exactly..."
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"- ( laughing ) - I looked exactly like her."
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"She was the belle of Brighton."
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"Three blocks ahead I see we're heading for trouble."
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"- Let me take a look. - All right."
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"it's the one-armed man. I swear to god."
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"He's crossing the street. Check it out."
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"I see one arm. Are you sure that's the right one-armed man?"
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"- That's him. - Okay, he's going down the street over there."
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"I want to track him down."
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"- Stay to your right. - Okay."
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"Right down there!"
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"I can't turn down that block. It's one-way."
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"All right, go down. We'll make a right."
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"( Honks horn )"
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"All right, make a right. Make a right."
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"Come on, come on, come on, come on."
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"Beautiful! Look at that... beautiful."
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"This is it. This is the block."
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"- Anywhere up here. - Where the hell is he?"
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"- Jeff: Look out! - ( Tires screech )"
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"Wait, hey!"
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"He went down to the subway."
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"That was him."
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"( Phone ringing )"
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"Hello."
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"- Hey, it's Terry. How's it going? - Oh, hey Terry."
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"Listen, I'm sorry to do this, but I gotta cancel today's 2:00."
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"I don't have my book in front of me,"
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"but we can definitely work something out."
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"I have a 2:00. I don't get it. What are we working out?"
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"Listen, I'm spotting somebody right now at the gym."
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"I gotta run. Take care. Bye."
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"Larry, as your business manager,"
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"An automobile periscope... It's nutty."
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"I don't like my clients to invest in inventions."
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"I had a client... He threw away millions"
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"on a two-part ski that would come together like a pool cue."
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"What? - Millions of dollars he lost on a nutty idea like that."
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"Are you serious? That's my idea. I had that idea."
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"People's legs would snap like that."
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"and your enthusiasm for inventions,"
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"but it shows that in this area"
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"your judgment is not good."
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"All right, can I tell you something?"
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"I believe in this inventor."
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"Why?"
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"Have you done a background check? I mean, inventors..."
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"- he has... he has character. - ( Phone rings )"
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"- I know it when I see it. - I'm sorry."
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"Yeah, send her in, sure."
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"- Hi honey. How are you? - Hi. Good."
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"- Sorry to interrupt. - Britney, this is Larry. Larry... Britney."
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"Larry, nice to meet you. I'm just coming by"
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"All good. - 4:00, the car will be downstairs waiting for you."
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"- Okay. - All right? Can't wait."
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"- Love you. - You too."
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"Nice to meet you."
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"That's your wife?"
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"Yes."
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"Oh my god."
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"I don't think we can work together anymore."
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