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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - Car Periscope (S08E08)

"Huh? Let's play."
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"Hey."
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"I... this is a little awkward."
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"We're working out. He's great."
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"This is my time."
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"Just... to be totally honest, Larry,"
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"This is my time, Wanda. This is not your time."
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"We're clearly at an impasse here."
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"Why don't we let him decide? He's neutral."
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"- All right, we'll tell it to the judge. - Okay, whatever he says goes."
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"- Whatever he says goes. - That's it."
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"Wanda: Hey judge."
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"Yeah, tomorrow 2:00."
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"- Hey hey hey hey. - I know, I know."
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"I'll have some."
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"I can't wait to see this movie."
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"I'm gonna use the bathroom before the movie."
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"Eh, not necessary."
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"That's disgusting."
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"No no no, I hold on to it. I actually... I munch and pee."
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"- No no, you can't. - You munch and pee?"
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"- This is really bad. You can take your check. - Are you nuts?"
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"Obviously. I mean, that's why we..."
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"Obviously?"
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"Take the popcorn. Here, take it."
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"I don't know how many other business managers you're meeting with, but..."
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"I'm seeing a few more."
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"All right. Well, listen,"
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"I'm somewhat risk-averse."
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"so I'm out of that."
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"Okay, I will."
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"Oh, that's my wife Amanda."
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"- You. - Oh shit."
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"You got me in a lot of trouble with that scrabble game."
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"None of your fucking business."
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"What are you doing? Get out of here. Taxi!"
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"- That's my cab. - Where?"
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"Taxi!"
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"That's my cab, buddy."
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"Dad!"
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"Dad, oh my god. Dad!"
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"( Theme music playing )"
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", ( theme music playing )"
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"Hey!"
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"I was here first."
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"I don't care. I'm getting the cab."
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"- What, you upstream me? - Everybody upstreams, you idiot."
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"You don't stand there like a jackass."
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"You got it, you got it, you got it, you got it, you got it."
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"All right, we'll do 30 seconds and one more... the last one."
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"- What? This was "one more." - No, the last one."
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"You said one more; I did one more."
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"- the shoulder feels good, I swear. - Great."
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"- Great job. You're fantastic. - Thank you."
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"Tomorrow? Tomorrow 2:00, same time."
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"- Yeah, okay. - Nice. See ya."
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"- See ya. Thanks. - Yeah."
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"Boy oh boy, my shoulder feels fantastic."
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"What are you doing?"
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"He massages it. He gives you exercises for it."
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"I don't like trainers, not into them."
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"Yes, that's..."
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"'cause she doesn't tell you what to do."
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"All right, I got the point. I got the point."
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"- You don't want more people telling you what to do. - Yeah, that's what it is."
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"We really gotta get going, man."
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"Where the hell are you taking me?"
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"or what he's about to invent or what's going on."
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"So what, he's pitching us his inventions?"
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"- I'm an inventor. - You're not an inventor."
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"I have a million ideas for things."
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"That doesn't mean you're an inventor."
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"- I just don't know how to implement it. - What have you invented?"
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"You screw it on, okay? Like a pool cue."
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"- Wait a minute. A ski that you screw on? - A ski, yes yes."
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"So you don't have to carry these big giant skis around."
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"- Where do I buy that? - Like I said, I need the implementer."
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"Okay, you're an idea man."
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"Go with me on that one. You're an idea man."
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"I'm an idea man who comes up with inventions."
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"- That's an invention. - If you implement it."
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"All right, we gotta get going."
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"and then we gotta go to the inventor."
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"- Shut up. You did not. - Yes, Susan fleschner, swear to god."
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"- That's unbelievable. - I know."
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"There's a mirror on the bottom and a mirror on the top, right?"
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"You push a button in the car and it comes right up."
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"- A car periscope. That's great. - A car periscope, exactly."
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"- You know what? - What?"
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"I've actually thought of that."
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"I swear. I've been in cars"
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"and I wanted... you know, I'm stuck in traffic"
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"and I'm thinking there should be a periscope."
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"You thought of... You actually thought of..."
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"Yeah, I honestly did. It's a great idea."
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"- But you just didn't know what to do with the idea. - No, of course not."
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"Anyway, so what I did was, I have a crude prototype, right,"
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"I mean, kind of like this that I'd mounted in my own Volvo."
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"I mean, I'd love for you to test-drive it."
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"But what I'm looking to raise money for is this."
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"Here we have a fully articulated antenna, okay?"
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"It's locked up into the car. You push a button on the dashboard."
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"It comes up. Then a camera at the top"
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"just like if you put the car in reverse... you know, you see that picture."
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"- Yes, sure. - Can you see over s.U.V.S?"
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"Of course. This periscope"
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"is going to be on every single car in the world."
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"Everyone wants to see where the traffic is."
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"Everyone wants to see what's going on ahead of them."
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"Do you know a kid once stabbed me in class?"
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"- These things are dangerous. - Guess what:"
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"With the pencil side, thank god. That side..."
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"You know what? I could make circles for, like, four hours."
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"- Really? - I love these so much, yes."
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"- The perfect circle. The perfect circle, come on. - Compass."
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"So that's... that's basically it."
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"- Hey, I have an idea for something. - Yeah?"
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"You know, when people go skiing,"
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"- the ski's, like, really long, right? - Yeah."
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"I'm thinking like a ski that you screw in like a pool cue"
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