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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - The Wedding, Part 1 (S05E05)

"Mrs. P?"
Modern Family (2009)
"My darn taxi never came. I'm gonna miss my flight."
Modern Family (2009)
"- No. - I just-"
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"I don't want to deal with this right now-"
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"'cause I'm already so scared of flying."
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"I just hate everything about it- except for the food."
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"Haley, can you drive Andy to the airport, please?"
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"- She doesn't want to do that. - Aw, you get me."
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"- Haley. - I don't have a car. I got dropped off."
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"I guess we could take my car."
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"That's settled. Go."
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"- Fine. - Okay."
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"- We really need to hurry. - Relax. We'll get there."
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"You just worry about being strapped in a giant metal tube 30,000 feet in the air."
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"That's right. I heard."
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"- Hey. - What?"
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"I just thought of something. What's going on with my hair today?"
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"Daddy's gonna do it up really pretty with flowers."
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"- Not you, right? - No, other Daddy."
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"Mitchell! This is not my tuxedo. They gave me the wrong order."
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"And the fuchsia gown didn't tip you off?"
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"I have nine shirts this color. I'm wearing a shirt this color."
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"Okay, deep breaths. Deep breaths."
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"We have plenty of time to go to the dry cleaner."
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"We knew that there would be a bump today, and here it is."
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"We're getting it done early. This is our bump."
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"Oh! Oh!"
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"Okay. Okay. So this is our bump."
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"I can't handle this. We're getting married in five hours."
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"I don't have my perfectly tailored tux."
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"I can't just go buy something off the rack. I'm not Cindy Crawford."
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"Why a woman? I'm just wondering."
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"- What are we gonna do? - We could eat."
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"We just need to get in touch with the owner."
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"You know his name, right?"
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"- It's... Aziz something? - Uh, no, it's Amir."
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"- It's not Amir, no. - Oh, no, it's, uh, Ahmad."
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"- It's Achmed. - No. Oh, it's on the ticket."
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"Now I'm just feeling racist. What is it?"
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"- Here it is. Jerry. - Oh, Jerry."
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"- Amari. - Jerry Amari."
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"There you go."
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"A little, but those drops are really hanging on."
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"I'm like Han Solo right when he came out of the carbonite."
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"Really? Nothing?"
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"- Can we just get the gift and get out of here? - Right, but first things first."
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"Let's put on some funny hats, act like they're not there and walk around all serious."
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"- What's the point of this? - That's good. You're nailing it."
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"Hi, honey."
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"- How was the eye exam? - Great."
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"I can barely see. I'm wearing giant sunglasses and a girlie hat."
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"Alex and I are having a blast."
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"But you got the gift, right?"
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"- That's what people tell me. - Honey, the bowl."
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"I have the bowl. It's beautiful. I'll see you at home."
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"Hey, here's a thought. Now that you told Mom you got the bowl..."
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"how about we actually go get it?"
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"Yes, no more fooling around. Let's go get the bowl."
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"Oh! Right after we find out our sleep number."
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"Ow!"
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"- There's my guy. - I thought Dad was picking me up."
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"Oh. I missed you too. Come here."
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"Aw."
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"- So, did you have fun? - Yeah."
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"- What was your favorite thing? - I don't remember."
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"- It was yesterday. - Hot dogs. Can we go now?"
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"Honey, I feel bad that you have to leave early."
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"Well, I mean, we have a little time."
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"You don't mind waiting in the car?"
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"So Cam tells me you and Mitch had a little dust up."
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"Yeah."
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"Couple of weeks ago."
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"That kid can hold a grudge."
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"Little uncomfortable about that wedding, are you?"
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"Well, you know what I'm feeling, right?"
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"I like to think I've evolved on the subject."
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"We got a couple of lesbo swans in the pond."
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"They seem pretty happy."
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"- Hey, Jay. - Hey."
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"Howard, Larry."
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"This is my, uh-"
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"This is my friend Merle, and he's visiting from Missouri."
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"Ooh, the "Show Me" state."
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"Don't say that in here."
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"So, what brings you to town, Merle?"
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"Well, uh, our-"
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"Jay's and my... kids are getting married today."
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"- Congratulations. - Isn't that nice?"
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"Father of the bride, father of the groom..."
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"taking a steam together the day of the wedding."
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"Yeah, something like that."
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"The day my son got married- piece of cake."
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"But the day I lost my little girl- Oh, that wrecked me."
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"So which one of you has to suffer through that today?"
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"- Let's go. - Yeah."
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"Mm-hmm. Real evolved."
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"Your swans would be ashamed."
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"Well, I guess I first noticed it after Pameron moved out..."
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"and Merle and I just started sniping at each other."
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"Yeah, like that bloodbath this morning."
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"Oh. Again, I am so sorry."
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"But Merle is not the type you can talk to about things."
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"I mean, the man's had a toothpick in his mouth our whole marriage..."
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"and I can't say a word?"
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"No, you can't sit on your feelings. You will explode."
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"I have, like, 10 little explosions every day..."
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"so I don't have the big one."
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"The women in my family, sometimes they shoot the husbands."
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"Well, we've had 48... good years."
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"I guess we're just gonna run out the clock."
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"No! You're still-"
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"You have-"
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"That is bad attitude."
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"You have to tell Merle what is bothering you."
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"Oh, he doesn't want to hear all that."
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"He gets all closed off and- macho."
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"You're ticklin' my piggies."
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"You get used to that."
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"It's a shame Mitchell's mother couldn't make it to the wedding."
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"For who?"
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