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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Kiss and Tell (S10E10)

"-Is it a birthday? -Should I make a toast?"
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"-To what? -To whom?"
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"All right! It's come to my attention"
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"through a series of assumptions,"
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"old e-mails, and lazy, sheep-like thinking"
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"that we may have gathered for no reason."
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"So, it's not my welcome-home party?"
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"Your mother thought Alex won an award, she didn't,"
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"and the dry spell continues."
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"[ Scoffs ] Please, the last thing I'm having"
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"is a dry...spell."
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"People, listen up."
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"There are too many actual reasons"
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"We cannot afford to hang out by mistake!"
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"-Okay, well, great. -All right, let's go."
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"Claire: Hey, guys! We're here!"
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"Welcome!"
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"I've had some rosé,"
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"so fun Mitchell is in the house."
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"Showing quite a bit of leg."
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"This is very... World-cuppy?"
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"Ah."
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"Jay: There they are!"
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"My adult children still sponging off me"
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"Sorry, thought I'd bend that into a joke, but it stayed real."
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"-Hi, kids! -Hey, Grandpa."
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"[ Chuckles ] Cameron: Come on, Lily. Come on."
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"Hey, Phil. Hm."
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"[ Child shouts ]"
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"What's up his can?"
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"I don't know."
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"You feel me."
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"So, I got Dad and Gloria's anniversary present."
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"You guys both owe me 40 bucks."
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"Wait. It's their anniversary?"
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"I-I thought it was Gloria's birthday."
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"Oh, it can't be Gloria's birthday."
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"She gets mad even if you mention it."
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"I once asked when it was,"
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"and she left a dismembered Bratz doll in my purse."
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"You know what? I'm gonna go check what the cake says."
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"Oh, I'll have a glass of "cake," too."
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"-Okay. -[ Chuckles ]"
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"Quick, before she comes back, I need some relationship advice,"
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"and this is kind of in a gray area ethically."
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"Oh, and it's okay to ask us"
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"because, as gays, we wouldn't dare judge anyone"
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"Even the most beautiful version of our love is a mortal stain"
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"compared to the worst thing you could do?"
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"Maybe I should talk to somebody else."
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"-No, tell us! -No! Spill, girl, spill!"
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"Okay, so just between us,"
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"you know I'm with Arvin and he's working in Switzerland."
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"Well, I did something bad."
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"I kissed Dylan."
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"[ Gasps ] Whoa!"
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"Whoa, Dylan's still around?"
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"I heard he ate Mentos and a Coke and exploded."
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"I don't know why I did it. I meant nothing,"
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"but I feel horrible, and Arvin keeps calling,"
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"but I'm not picking up because, like --"
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"Uh, uh, honey, these things happen in every relationship."
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"You absolutely do not need to tell your partner everything."
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"Okay, well, that's a fun thing to hear your husband say."
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"Oh, please, do not turn this into something."
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"Well, I was going to say, yes, you need to tell Arvin"
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"because you want your relationship based on truth,"
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"which, apparently, mine is not."
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"I was counting on you two to be on the same page."
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"Well, we usually are. When have you ever seen that?"
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"What are you hens cackling about?"
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"Oh, just asking how they are. [ Chuckles ]"
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"Gonna jump in the pool."
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"[ Chuckling ] Okay, see you."
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"Haley doesn't care how people are."
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"She was just asking for some advice."
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"Why wouldn't she come to me?"
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"I thought we were finally becoming friends."
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"Well, you know, think about it, Claire."
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"All the secrets that you kept from your mom."
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"Yeah, but my mom"
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"was an uptight, crazy person. [ Scoffs ]"
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"Let's just slowly back away as that settles in."
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"Hey, buddy!"
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"Ready for the best thing to happen to your mouth since --"
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"I'm gonna bail on that."
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"How about a Mint "Jay-lep"? I'll pass,"
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"seeing as I'm not a hundred-year-old Southern lady."
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"[ Laughs ]"
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"Phil: I finally saw the movie "Mean Girls.""
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"I know. I'm a middle-aged man."
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"The point is, I realized I have a mean girl in my life --"
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"Jay."
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"Like last week at this wedding,"
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"I'm rocking my moonwalk, and Jay yells,"
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"Enough's enough."
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"How do you get a mean girl to stop being a mean girl?"
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"Be mean girlier."
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"No, no, no, no, you're gonna love it."
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"Mint Jay-leps are all the rage."
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"Oh, you keep saying "Jay-leps.""
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"Yeah, well I made juleps, and -- and -- and my name's Jay,"
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"It's just a fun thing."
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"Ooh, are these the Mint Jay-leps we've been hearing about?"
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"Yeah. Oh, Jay-leps."
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"Adorbs. They are adorbs."
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"Why do I doubt myself?"
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"Mmm. Manny!"
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"How was the road trip?"
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"a lot of fake scrotums on the back of pickup trucks. [ Laughs ]"
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"and he's in love."
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"Wish I could."
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"I-I went old-school and used a film camera,"
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"and the one roll I took of her fell into the Grand Canyon."
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"You don't have a single photo of her?"
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"Uh, well, just this blurry one on my phone."
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"-Oh, let's see."
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"-Oh -Look at her."
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"-[ Chuckles ] -Yeah, you can't really"
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"make her out, but it captures her wild spirit."
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