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Clips from The Muppet Show (1976) - Pearl Bailey (S03E03)

"- Aah... - OK, what happens now?"
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"Oh, now comes the funny part."
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"Well, leaving the stage is funnier than a lot of things the bear does."
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"OK, OK. Now, now, ask me what I'm carrying the fish for."
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"Oh, Fozzie. What are you carrying the fish for?"
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"You were better off leaving the stage."
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"Aah!"
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"♪ Hi-diddle-dee-dee An actor's life for me ♪"
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"♪ A high silk hat and a silver cane ♪"
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"♪ A watch of gold with a diamond chain ♪"
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"♪ Hi-diddle-dee-doo You sleep till after two ♪"
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"Oh, wonderful scenery, but is it funny?"
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"OK, now. Now ask me what I'm carrying the hoop for."
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"Oh, Fozzie, what are you carrying the hoop for?"
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"Ah, because Statler and Waldorf are always saying the show is hoopless."
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"- Just for the halibut. - Keep trying."
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"♪ Hi-diddle-dee-dee An actor's life for me ♪"
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"♪ A high silk hat and a silver cane ♪"
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"♪ A watch of gold with a diamond chain ♪"
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"♪ Hi-diddle-dee-doo You sleep till after two ♪"
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"♪ You promenade with a big cigar ♪"
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"♪ You tour the world in a private car ♪"
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"♪ You dine on chicken and caviar ♪"
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"♪ An actor's life for me! ♪"
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"♪ Me! ♪"
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"[applause and cheering]"
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"When we last left the Swinetrek, it was hopelessly lost in outer space."
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"[Link] Hmmm... If the timeless endlessness"
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"of eternal space is about that big."
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"And then our spaceship is down here..."
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"...possibly or..."
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"[Miss Piggy] Excuse me, Link, what's in the corner there?"
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"Uh, that's a duckie."
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"or possibly over..."
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"Oh, no, no, no! Oh, we're lost!"
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"Lost in space. Why won't he admit it?"
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"- Just give me time. - Oh!"
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"I got lost once before and I found my way out."
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"No, in a phone booth."
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"Hmm... This pencil is delicious."
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"There is no time for that now."
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"Oh! Oh, which is it to be, Link?"
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"Prunes."
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"Prunes?"
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"- Hmm... - Prunes was not a choice!"
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"This is a pencil-shaped prune."
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"[computer printer rattling]"
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"Wait. I see by the readout here,"
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"that we are passing through a field of deadly Snacka Waves."
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"[all gasp]"
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"- [both] Snacka Waves? - Ya, ya."
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"My prune pencil."
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"Ridiculous."
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"Including this readout, which is now a frozen chicken dinner for two."
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"[moaning in pleasure] Oh, it's delicious."
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"- Aah! - [gasps]"
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"- Oh, what happened? - What does it look like?"
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"Chocolate layer cake."
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"Aha! Dessert!"
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"It's a cauliflower."
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"The crew have started to eat the ship."
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"I find that a bit hard to swallow."
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"The crew is eating the ship? Are you going bananas?"
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"No..."
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"...scallions."
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"Oh, what are we going to do with a half-eaten spacecraft?"
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"Have it cold for sandwiches tomorrow?"
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"OK, stagies, you can strike that spaceship."
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"Oh, Kermie! Kermie!"
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"Why, Piggy, you've never looked better."
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"You're skatin' on thin ice, frog."
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"- Yeah. - Makeup! Makeup!"
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"OK."
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"Oh, boy, oh, boy, chief, are we in trouble."
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"- What now? - You know how you're planning"
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"to do the jousting scene from Camelot?"
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"Of course. That's the show's big finale."
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"Well, the people that published the music from Camelot"
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"just called and they won't let you do it."
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"What?! I was willing to give them credit."
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"I would've given them a big build up."
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"They want money."
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"Cancel the jousting scene!"
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"Gee whiz, chief, I thought you said we had 14.95 in the cash box."
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"Yeah, well I spent 13.50 on the suits of armor."
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"- What are we going to do? - What can we do?"
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"- There's only one thing to do! - What's that?"
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"- Whatever comes next. - Oh."
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"[downtempo jazz plays]"
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"Are you a real professor?"
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"Of course. I hold the Chair of Philosophy."
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"- Oh? Where's that? - Right here."
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"You seem to have a lot on your mind."
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"Oh, yeah. I've got a wife and child to support."
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"Say... Are we poisonous?"
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"- I don't know. Why? - Oh, nothing, really. I..."
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"Oh,wow. They're not too light on their feet."
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"Ow! Not to light on mine, either."
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"- Ah! - Whoa!"
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"[clattering]"
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"Ooh, terrific! terrific, wonderful!"
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"Say, is your friend, the Avocado here, some kind of professional critic?"
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"- Try to make something of yourself. - Oh, like what?"
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"Men, this is a command decision."
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"We're going to have to cancel the joust."
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"- Bummer. - What?!"
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"- It'll be fun! It'll be snazzy! - It'll be dumb."
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"- Oh, really? - Hey, no, dig on it."
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"For once old Green Stuff speaketh the truth."
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"- No, Kermit. - I am sorry to have to do this..."
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"- What? - ...but my career is at stake,"
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"Hey, tell me, just between the two of us,"
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"No. Isn't it terrific?"
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"- OK. - OK."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, we were planning to do the jousting scene"
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"from Camelot, but I do think we should cancel this, but..."
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"[stammering] But there's been a very pointed argument against canceling."
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"Good work, Gonzo."
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"because here is our special guest star, Miss Pearl Bailey"
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"and the Muppet Players in what almost might, sort of, kind of"
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