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Clips from Superstore (2015) - Carol's Back (S05E05)

"You think?"
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"Aha, how about these?"
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"Bobby pins, dozens of them."
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"You can hide one in your mouth, then when you're Frenching someone,"
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"Oh, no."
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"Oh, my God, Sandra's cat was just the beginning."
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"This is sick."
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"Oh, my God."
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"Kirkwood Youth Soccer League schedule?"
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"She's stalking Janet's kid."
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"She even had a Janet driver's license made."
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"What is her endgame here?"
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"What the hell are you doing in my purse?"
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"- Oh. - Oh, it's... it's her purse."
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"- Yeah, makes sense. - Yeah."
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"J-just... just so you know, I'm... I'm not an..."
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"Oh, you heard."
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"Oh, good, cool, good, good, same page, cool."
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"Yeah, it's... it's just that..."
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"if you did think that I was."
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"Right, yeah, right, but in this..."
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"in this instance, I'm saying I'm..."
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"Hey, Tommy, some guy with no pants just joined the protest."
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"Should I give him a sign or..."
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"Oh, no, no, I'll handle it."
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"- Nice talking to you. - Yeah."
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"Yeah, I just made up the no pants guy,"
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"I know. I figured. Thank you."
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"Really cutting up a storm there, huh, Ken?"
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"Nope, saw the paper, saw the scissors."
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"Don't have to draw me a map."
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"Hey, Amy, uh, Janet is gonna say"
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"that we invaded her privacy."
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"But in my defense, I had no idea"
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"what Carol's purse looks like."
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"Yeah... oh, hey, Carol."
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"Why were you looking for my purse?"
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"I don't know. Just because everyone's terrified since you're crazy."
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"Dina, we talked about that word."
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"Fine."
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"Carol, I wanted to go through your purse,"
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"because you're so silly,"
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"I'm worried you're gonna stab somebody."
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"Oh, come on, all because of Sandra's cat?"
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"You made me work next to the cat killer."
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"because you're scared of me."
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"- [scoffs] - I can't believe this."
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"[together] No, no, no, no."
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"You don't need to do that."
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"You know what? Why don't you"
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"take your lunch break on me?"
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"Fine. It's the least you can do."
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"And... and don't worry. When you get back,"
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"And, you know, get what you want."
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"Go crazy."
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"I mean, have fun."
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"So she gets rewarded for traumatizing Sandra?"
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"So that's how it works?"
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"I'll take a smoothie, please."
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"Guys, I sent Carol to lunch so that we could talk about"
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"how we're gonna work with her moving forward."
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"I've got an idea. Fire her ass."
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"I can't."
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"You can't fire someone for mental health issues."
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"For one, I'm addicted to sex."
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"- You wish. - Yeah, I do."
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"People call anything "mental illness" these days."
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"Like, sometimes I'll lie in bed all weekend,"
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"in things I used to enjoy."
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"[together] Yes. It does. Yeah."
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"Wait, these are different from the last one?"
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"Yeah, those are fuego."
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"The other ones were nitro."
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"Oh, wait, shh."
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"This is the best part."
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"- Ooh, she can get up there, huh? - Right?"
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"I can't believe you've never heard Celine before."
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"to get some body wipes?"
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"I'm starting to reek."
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"I mean, it's only been, like, a couple hours."
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"Well, it's a lot of work."
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"The job post said "move some boxes.""
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"Yeah, no, I mean, it's cool."
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"If it's not the kind of work you want to do,"
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"we'll just find somebody else on BusyBee."
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"Yeah, I mean, I've got Ashleigh C, Taylor M..."
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"- Boom. - Jurgen I."
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"Ooh, he looks cute."
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"No, no, Jurgen steals all my jobs,"
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"and he just takes good pictures."
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"Look, I can handle it."
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"I'll make sure to get the rest of those boxes."
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"Ahh, I'm so glad we finally got some downtime."
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"Just really gives us a chance to reset."
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"Yeah."
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"Ooh, okay, white Whitney."
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"hanging around here auditing us,"
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"writing everyone up for all the little things"
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"and unbuttoning your pants at lunch."
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"To let air in so the mold doesn't come back."
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"- It's called hygiene. - Ohh."
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"Okay, I can't deal with that right now."
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"The point is that all of that ends"
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"the second Carol calls C.J. DiBono."
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"Is... is that, like, a restaurant?"
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"No, it's... like, it's... it's the H.R. person."
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"And it doesn't matter what his name is."
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"We just don't want him around."
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"- Oh, God no. - Mm-mm."
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"Okay, so then when Carol comes back from lunch,"
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"and trusted coworker, yes?"
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"[together] Yeah. Yes. Yep."
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"We were all really out of line."
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"You wouldn't do that."
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"And even if you did, I'm sure you'd have a good reason."
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"Hey, I know I punched you in the gut at Sandra's wedding,"
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"so I wanted to offer you a shot to make us even."
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"[coughs] Nice form."
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"Glad we did that."
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"Hey, Carol, I got you these muffins as a welcome back gift."
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