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Clips from Superstore - Cheyenne's Wedding (S02E02)

"so it's kind of none of your business."
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"Yeah, well, I was just asking you to be an adult"
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"every now and then, so... I know, but still."
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"Yeah, okay."
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"I'm Team Adam."
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"All right, ladies and gents."
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"I'm gonna get this thing humming with a few jokes."
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"Dina, you really don't have to."
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"No, it's okay. It's okay."
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"I'm a bridesmaid. It's part of my job."
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"All right, joke one..."
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"marriage is a three-ring circus,"
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"engagement ring,"
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"wedding ring,"
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"suffering."
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"So..."
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"that was joke one."
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"That's a grammar joke."
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"If English isn't your first language,"
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"that one may be lost on you."
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"Okay, next up..."
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"what do you call a woman who likes small penises?"
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"- Hopefully Cheyenne. - Okay."
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"I'm kidding. The little ones tend to be..."
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"Yeah, well, good luck,"
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"'cause this crowd blows!"
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"Uh, hi."
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"I just wanted to say"
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"congratulations to Cheyenne and Bo."
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"Um..."
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"uh, I... I love you, Cheyenne."
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"and we did the whole "baby first" thing,"
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"and then got married because we had to."
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"I mean, not... Wah!"
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"I meant we got pregnant so we got married..."
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"but, um, marriage is amazing!"
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"I mean, is it hard work?"
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"Yes. Duh."
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""Ah, it's so hard," because it is."
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"You know, one second everything's great,"
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"and then you step on some invisible land mine, and you're fighting."
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"Boom! Ka-boom!"
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"Uh..."
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"'Cause it's hard. It's just... It's hard."
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"But..."
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"it is the hard"
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"that makes it good."
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"That... that wasn't me."
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"That was from "A League of Their Own.""
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"Why did Madonna and Rosie O'Donnell stop being friends?"
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"I feel like something happened there, right?"
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"The desert table is now open"
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"for anybody who would like to stop talking."
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"But, okay, what I'm trying to say"
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"is that no matter how tough it gets,"
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"it's gonna be fine."
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"It's gonna be..."
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"so..."
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"fine."
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"You know?"
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"Just give me the... Give it..."
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"Marriage is fine."
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"Yikes."
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"Oh! Oh, you like the joke about Amy's marriage?"
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"'Cause I got a ton of those."
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"How bad is it?"
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"Wow. You're a really good dancer."
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"Thanks. You too."
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"Hey, do you think Amy's okay?"
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"Aw. You worried about your work wife?"
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"Me? No. No, I don't even care about her."
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"No."
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"Hey. We should move in together."
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"What?"
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"Dude, what is with you tonight?"
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"I'm tired. I think I want to head out."
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"Okay, yeah."
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"I'll just say good-bye to everybody, and we can go."
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"Look, I'm sorry about the toast, okay?"
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"I-I-I didn't know what to say."
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"I just... I started rambling,"
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"and then I couldn't stop rambling."
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"I wasn't even..."
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"Would you have married me if we hadn't gotten pregnant?"
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"Would you have asked?"
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"Well, then what are we doing?"
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"- Thank you. - Dina, this is for you."
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"What's this?"
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"Oh."
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"You're welcome."
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"You know what? Actually, I don't feel comfortable"
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"taking cheap jewelry into my house."
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"then it's another midnight run to the urgent care."
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"So I think you should return it and just give me the cash."
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"Thanks, girl."
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"Sometimes the headline will say,"
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""What happens next is unbelievable,""
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"but then it's, like, kind of underwhelming."
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"It's almost like they're trying to trick me into clicking."
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"I'm tired. Let's go."
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"I've seen people cut cake before."
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"Let's go."
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"I really enjoyed talking to you."
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"I really enjoyed talking to you, too."
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"I can't start the car with my mind!"
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"Bye."
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"Bye."
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"This baby's asleep."
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"Have you been at the wedding this entire time?"
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"You saw me when I came in, and then I think we made eye contact"
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"when we were both in line for the bathroom a while ago."
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"I don't think so. I..."
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"Anyway, um, it's good to see you."
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"Not you. I hate you."
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"- What? - Yeah!"
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"Because I don't want to wake the baby up because..."
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"And thank you."
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"Now she's awake."
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"You just can't stop hurting me."
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"Okay, here we go. I'm gonna trade you."
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