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Clips from Family Guy - Cat Fight (S18E18)

"That's right, Tricia. And since I'm on local TV,"
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"and then occasionally I'm gonna turn away"
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"(quieter): from the microphone to point at things off-camera,"
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"(louder): so my overall point is lost."
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"Okay, Brian, I brought everything we need:"
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"water, sunscreen,"
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"(quietly): Fruit Roll-Ups,"
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"-batteries. -Stewie,"
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"you know you're not allowed to have Fruit Roll-Ups."
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"Damn, I tried to bury it in there."
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"What are you even wearing?"
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"Oh, this is what Princess Diana wore to protest land mines."
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"It's sad she's not around to watch her son go bald."
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"Brian, I'm glad you're here."
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"Based on the various public health concerns you raised,"
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"Really? You're closing the café?"
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"I certainly hope you're happ-- Oh, nice top, Stewie."
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"Come on, lock it up."
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"I'm glad I was here for this, Brian."
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"We've hardly done anything together since we made"
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"Wow, Brian, I've never felt so regular."
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"Yes, you seem exceptionally active while maintaining"
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"-proper body health. -That's right."
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"Just two spoonfuls a day to stay regular and active."
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"-More coffee, Stewie? -Yes, please."
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"Oh, dear, that was a mistake."
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"(stammers) You mean, you're about to be active?"
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"Currently active."
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"Cut to the shot of them stirring the product into water!"
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"ANNOUNCER: GurgleMax: Take a massive comfort."
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"Oh, God!"
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"Oh, there's regular on the carpet!"
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"Ah, there's so much regular!"
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"(crickets chirping)"
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"How are those drawings of Jesus coming?"
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"Okay, a little dark on the hair there."
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"Eyes should be blue."
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"Remember, history says that Jesus does not look like"
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"but rather someone who sells raw milk online."
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"Okay, let's put those away for now."
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"I'd like to move on to having you all"
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"sign your contracts with God."
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"Contracts with God?"
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"Yep. It's a written commitment to forgo all alcohol,"
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"drugs and self-pleasure."
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"Yeah, I'm gonna have my lawyer look at this."
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"I tell you, it's a good day, Stewie."
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"to my favorite bar and do some writing."
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"What? I come in here all the time."
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"Well, apparently, due to some recent public health concerns,"
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"the city has said that no animals of any kind are allowed"
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"What?! You got to be kidding me!"
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"-Brian! Look at my jump! -(kids laughing)"
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"Whoa!"
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"Did you hear me? The best pizza and Pepsi."
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"Oh, no, my pizza and Pepsi!"
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"Aw, no problem, buddy. Here, I brought you something."
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"I figured anyone living alone with 73 cats"
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"needs to have a double-XL Minnie Mouse sweatshirt."
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"This won't fit at all; it's perfect."
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"So, how's it going?"
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"Well, that's good. I haven't seen you at the Clam."
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"Well, I've been pretty busy."
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"So, can I get you something to drink?"
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"Well, I've got water with cat hair in it."
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"Eh, anything else?"
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"I've got lemonade with cat hair in it."
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"Uh, kind of a summer drink. Anything else?"
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"Oh, sure. Cat hair ginger ale?"
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"-Nope. -Cat hair iced tea?"
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"-PETER: Sure. -(cats meowing)"
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"Someone just had kittens in my mouth."
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"What's up? What are you doing?"
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"Nothing. I'm just sitting here, trying to figure out"
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"why we have stupid purple couches."
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"Have you ever known anyone in your life"
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"to own a purple couch?"
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"I would assume Steve Harvey."
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"That actually sounds right, but-but what is this?"
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"A picture of a mountain?!"
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"When have we ever been to a mountain?!"
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"-What mountain even is it? -That's Mount Quahog."
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"Yeah-- I don't know, feels made up."
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"Brian, is this all because you haven't been able"
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"-to get a drink? -I haven't been able to go anywhere."
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"No dogs allowed in public places."
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"Yes, I was thinking about that."
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"What if there was a way for you to go out?"
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""Emotional support animal"?"
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"Wear this, every place will have to let you in."
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"-So long as I'm with you. -Where'd you even get that thing?"
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"The letters are iron-on."
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"The vest is from when I worked at Office Depot."
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"One pen? You're buying one pen?"
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"Yep."
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"You don't work in an office you can steal this from?"
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"I work from home."
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"-Ugh. -(beeping)"
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"Mom, we don't really have to get baptized, do we?"
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"-CHRIS: Good plan. -Chris, stop relieving yourself."
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"Y-You'd have no way of knowing this,"
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"but I'm actually having a very good hair day."
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"a frazzled Sandra Bullock from one of her comedies."
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"My ex-husband had Nazi paraphernalia and he left me."
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"So I said, "That shirt looks really good on you,""
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"and he says, "Thanks, my boyfriend got it for me.""
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"and he has to drop "boyfriend" like a nuclear bomb?"
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"-I mean, that's on him, right? -Yeah. I don't know."
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"emotional support right now."
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"Let's just get to the bar."
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"No, no, Brian, say something nice about me right now."
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"Come on, Stewie, that's not what this is."
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"or I'll disappear like a serial killer in a '90s movie."
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"Stewie, wait. I need you to get in."
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"I'm gonna do it."
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"(sinister music playing)"
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"Oh, crap, another one died. Hey, hey, stop eating her!"
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"Oh. Hey, Quagmire."
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"We came to see how it's going."
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"I don't even know which can to put it in!"
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