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Clips from Superstore (2015) - Employee Appreciation Day (S04E04)

"Well, I care about maternity leave."
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"Cut the crap, Sandra."
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"I know you're sleeping with Jerry."
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"- What? - I... I..."
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"Why do we even have laws?"
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"I guess Amy's not the only hypocrite in the room."
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"Me? Why am I a hypocrite?"
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"Because you're siding with the enemy."
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"Corporate is not the enemy."
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"Okay, and where are we with the union stuff at 1217?"
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"Well, assuming they petition the NLRB,"
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"we'll get legal into it."
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"Good, keep me in the loop on that."
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"Keep me in the loop on that too."
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"Okay, Jeff."
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"And then it's all about slowing down their momentum."
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"We're running background checks on all the floor workers;"
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"we've authorized ICE to do a worksite enforcement."
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"We're trying to isolate the agitators."
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"ICE? You're bringing in ICE?"
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"Wow, that's, uh, that's extreme."
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"Yeah, Jeff, that's why we're doing it."
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"It's extreme."
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"We're also starting a group"
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"called Working Families of Cloud 9 that I think..."
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"I have to go to the bathroom."
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"You can just go. You don't have to announce it."
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"Okay, it's diarrhea,"
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"so I'm probably gonna be gone for a while."
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"He makes me uncomfortable."
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"Am I picturing the right guy?"
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"He's not trying to be sexy, and that's what makes him sexy."
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"one of the worst things you can do to them."
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"I know, right?"
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"Thank God."
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"You know, you don't always have to use video when you call."
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"Listen, you have to get him out of the store right now."
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"Mateo! Mateo!"
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"You knew? Why didn't you tell me?"
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"It's not my secret. It's Mateo's secret."
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"You told Jonah? I thought that was between us."
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"You told Marcus too?"
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"Wait, did you tell him before you told me?"
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"You shouldn't tell so many people."
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"Hey, guys."
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"Attention Cloud 9 employees:"
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"were you born in a foreign country?"
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"Have you overstayed a visa"
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"or did you cross the border illegally?"
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"Well, today is not your lucky day,"
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"So stay tuned, because you can't leave."
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"I like to add a little color in the announcements."
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"Fun for everybody."
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"There are two guards on the loading dock."
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"Yeah, same with the side door."
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"Oh, God, we're trapped."
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"Guys, what about this?"
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"You hide in here with a bunch of mannequins."
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"a bunch of arms and legs."
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"That's your brilliant plan, me hiding in a trash compactor?"
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"What if somebody pushes the button?"
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""Please don't operate trash compactor.""
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"It's the fact that only an idiot would hide"
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"inside a working trash compactor that plays in our favor."
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"Maybe we could hide you up on the roof."
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"And then what?"
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"Well, and then, you know... phase two."
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"Whoa."
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"Sorry, my fingers are still greasy from a salami rollup."
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"It's gonna be fine."
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"my social security card, driver's license,"
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"electric bills proving my residence."
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"That's fine. That's fine."
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"And here are pictures of me at the block party"
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"in my mostly white neighborhood."
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"As you can see, everybody's smiling."
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"The community is embracing me."
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"So, uh, what's the process here?"
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"Everyone should just go about business as usual"
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"while we run the socials through the database."
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"If we spot any illegals, we'll let you know."
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"Well, I don't think we have any illegals working here."
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"Ha-ha."
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"- What happened? - They're going through payroll now."
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"but we have to get Mateo out now."
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"Not sure how happy corporate's gonna be about you doing that."
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"Well, [bleep] corporate. I'm done."
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"Obviously, we're not gonna just let them take Mateo,"
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"so somebody come up with something."
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"There are no bad ideas."
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"- What about if we get... - Okay, Sandra."
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"Could you just stop it with the wigs, please?"
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"- Thank you. - Okay, guys... guys."
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"anyone who may be in violation of U.S. immigration law"
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"to an officer for evaluation.""
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"This is from ICE.gov."
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"Super helpful."
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"I've been living in a small utility room"
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"in the back of the store for several months."
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"What?"
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"- and I pee in jars. - Ew."
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"'Cause I've been peeing in jars."
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"I would love to not spend the rest of my life"
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"living with you in a hole in the back of the store,"
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"but thank you."
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"You're welcome."
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"Okay, hiding Mateo in the store won't work anyway."
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"They have sniffer dogs, infrared scanners."
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"They bust through windows, kick down doors,"
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"I mean, it's weird."
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"Their entire job is just an exercise in walls being useless."
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"Okay, so what are you suggesting, Dina?"
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"That we just hand Mateo over to ICE?"
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"I mean, no offense to Mateo, but technically, he did commit a crime."
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"I'm just saying, if you get caught sneaking into a movie,"
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"they don't let you stay for the rest of the movie."
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"Yeah, and what the movie is."
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"It's the greatest movie you'll ever see."
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"It's called America."
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"Oh, "Ride Along 2" is in my top ten, easy."
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