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Clips from New Girl - Eggs (S02E02)

"- Well, yeah, like in 10 years or something. - Yeah."
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"I have a lot of eggs."
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"Unfortunately, I don't have a lot of sausage."
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"Yeah, I shouldn't be complaining."
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"Sorry to wake you."
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"- Z Is for Zombie. - What?"
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"I finished my novel. I stayed up for 14 straight hours."
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"I even peed in water bottles."
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"We have a bathroom."
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"Wow, you dedicated it to me."
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""To Winston, have a nice summer, hope to see you again..." Really?"
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"I just wanna say, the black guy dies early. His name is William."
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"But don't take offense. It's a staple of the genre."
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"I can't take this. Too much anxiety. I'm going to my room."
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"Hey, Winston, are you reading it?"
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"- Hey. - Oh, hey."
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"I knew it. I knew you'd choose me to get you pregnant."
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"[NICK & JESS LAUGH]"
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"Schmidt?"
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"I may have been in love with Cece."
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"- You are in love with Cece. - You think?"
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"I have to have feelings to have good sex."
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"I was hoping I would be dead before this happened."
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"Hey, why are we all in my room on my bed?"
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"Nick, this is the worst thing I have ever read in my entire life."
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"You misspelled the word "rhythm" 38 times."
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"- Z Is for Zombie? - The zombie novel."
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""Rhythm" is a tough word. Don't feel bad about that."
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"- Did you get to the word search? - Yeah."
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"I put a word search in the novel."
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"Ha, ha. The joke's on you. There aren't any words in there."
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"You're just staring at letters, you idiot."
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"But you know what? You finished it."
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"SCHMIDT & JESS [CHANTING]: Read it out loud. Read it out loud."
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"Okay, I'll read this damn thing."
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"- You asked for it. - This might be humiliating."
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""No one in the sleepy mountain town of 'Ry-thm' City..."
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"...knew what the meteor meant..."
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"...but the one thing Mike Jr. Did have was a whole lot of 'rittims.'"
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"- "Rhythm." - No, yeah."
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"'Whoa, what bit me in the face? ' Mike Jr. Said to his dad, Mike Sr., who sucks."
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"Mike Sr. Sucks. It's a major theme throughout this."
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"Mike Sr. Sucks a whole bunch. More than his neighbor, Rollo."
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"Never stop reading this."
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"Zombie zoo, zombie zoo, zombie zoo, zombie zoo."
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"Who let them zombies out that damn zombie zoo?"
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"'Uh-oh. Watch your back, Laura..."'"
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"I guess Laura is another character that he introduces, but that's it."
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"WINSTON: And here's a word search. NICK: Yeah, good luck, you idiot."
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"Uh..."
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"And I'm gonna give them to you."
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"[SIGHS]"
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"- Me versus gorilla. JESS: Gorilla."
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"And for that, my friend, I'm proud of you."
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"CHORUS: Who's that girl? - It's Jess"
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"The vagina. I'm familiar."
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