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Clips from Clueless

Short Films 1995 4 min ★ 7.5/10 (20 ratings) 2,184 clips
Short Comedy

Credits

Looking out a dirty, old window?
"Looking out a dirty, old window?"
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Outside the cars in the city go rushing by
"Outside the cars in the city go rushing by"
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Friday night and everyone's moving
"Friday night and everyone's moving"
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But it's soothing
"But it's soothing"
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We're the kids in America?
"We're the kids in America?"
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Is this, like, a Noxema commercial or what?
"Is this, like, a Noxema commercial or what?"
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I actually have a way normal life for a teenage girl.
"I actually have a way normal life for a teenage girl."
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I mean, I get up, I brush my teeth.
"I mean, I get up, I brush my teeth."
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But we don't do it here
"But we don't do it here"
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Daddy's a litigator.
"Daddy's a litigator."
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Those are the scariest kinds of lawyers.
"Those are the scariest kinds of lawyers."
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And Daddy is so good,
"And Daddy is so good,"
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He fights with me for free.
"He fights with me for free."
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Cher, please don't start with the juice again.
"Cher, please don't start with the juice again."
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It's been a couple months now. Let's go to Malibu.
"It's been a couple months now. Let's go to Malibu."
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have been calling again.
"have been calling again."
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Don't sneak out of the office.
"Don't sneak out of the office."
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Dr. Lovett's giving you a flu shot.
"Dr. Lovett's giving you a flu shot."
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Josh is coming for dinner.
"Josh is coming for dinner."
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Why?
"Why?"
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He's your stepbrother!
"He's your stepbrother!"
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Why do I have to see Josh?
"Why do I have to see Josh?"
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Here.
"Here."
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Forget it!
"Forget it!"
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Did I show you the loqued out Jeep Daddy got me?
"Did I show you the loqued out Jeep Daddy got me?"
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It's got four-wheel drive, dual side airbags,
"It's got four-wheel drive, dual side airbags,"
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Boy! That came out of nowhere!
"Boy! That came out of nowhere!"
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She's my friend
"She's my friend"
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to have people jealous of us.
"to have people jealous of us."
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- Girlfriend! - I must give her snaps
"- Girlfriend! - I must give her snaps"
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for her courageous fashion efforts.
"for her courageous fashion efforts."
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who now do infomercials.
"who now do infomercials."
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So?
"So?"
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I wouldn't skin a collie for a backpack.
"I wouldn't skin a collie for a backpack."
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It's faux.
"It's faux."
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I totally paused.
"I totally paused."
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Yeah. O.K.
"Yeah. O.K."
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This weekend he called me,
"This weekend he called me,"
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are in this dramatic relationship.
"are in this dramatic relationship."
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Now, I have to say to her...
"Now, I have to say to her..."
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Why do you put up with it? You could do better.
"Why do you put up with it? You could do better."
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You jeepin' behind my back?
"You jeepin' behind my back?"
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perhaps you can explain how this Kmart hair extension
"perhaps you can explain how this Kmart hair extension"
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That looks like one of your stringy something or anothers.
"That looks like one of your stringy something or anothers."
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I do not wear polyester hair, O.K.?
"I do not wear polyester hair, O.K.?"
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Dee, I'm Audi.
"Dee, I'm Audi."
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Bye.
"Bye."
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That's it. I've had it with you.
"That's it. I've had it with you."
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Is it that time of the month again?
"Is it that time of the month again?"
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I don't know why
"I don't know why"
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Dionne's going out with a high school boy.
"Dionne's going out with a high school boy."
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They're like dogs.
"They're like dogs."
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You have to clean them and feed them.
"You have to clean them and feed them."
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They're just like these nervous creatures
"They're just like these nervous creatures"
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Ew! Get off of me!
"Ew! Get off of me!"
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Amber will take the con position.
"Amber will take the con position."
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Cher, two minutes.
"Cher, two minutes."
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the Haiti-ans need to come to America.
"the Haiti-ans need to come to America."
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Some people are all,
"Some people are all,"
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Like, when I had this garden party
"Like, when I had this garden party"
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for my father's birthday, right?
"for my father's birthday, right?"
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But people came that, like, did not RSVP,
"But people came that, like, did not RSVP,"
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it was, like, the more the merrier.
"it was, like, the more the merrier."
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rearrange some things,
"rearrange some things,"
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May I remind you that it does not say RSVP
"May I remind you that it does not say RSVP"
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on the Statue of Liberty?
"on the Statue of Liberty?"
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Mr. Hall, how can I answer that?
"Mr. Hall, how can I answer that?"
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The topic is Haiti,
"The topic is Haiti,"
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Hello! It was his 50th birthday.
"Hello! It was his 50th birthday."
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Whatever.
"Whatever."
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So, does anyone have any further thoughts on Cher's oration?
"So, does anyone have any further thoughts on Cher's oration?"
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I got to go to the quad before somebody snags it.
"I got to go to the quad before somebody snags it."
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Any further insights?
"Any further insights?"
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I have an insight, Mr. Hall.
"I have an insight, Mr. Hall."
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I'm all ears.
"I'm all ears."
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O.K., like, the way I feel about the Rolling Stones
"O.K., like, the way I feel about the Rolling Stones"
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is the way my kids are going to feel about Nine Inch Nails,
"is the way my kids are going to feel about Nine Inch Nails,"
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so I really shouldn't torment my mom anymore, huh?
"so I really shouldn't torment my mom anymore, huh?"
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Yes, well, it's a little off the subject of Haiti,
"Yes, well, it's a little off the subject of Haiti,"
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but tolerance is always a good lesson.
"but tolerance is always a good lesson."
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Even when it comes out of nowhere.
"Even when it comes out of nowhere."
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I'm going to distribute your report cards.
"I'm going to distribute your report cards."
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Now, is there a Christian Stovitz in this class?
"Now, is there a Christian Stovitz in this class?"
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Mr. Hall, the buzz on Christian
"Mr. Hall, the buzz on Christian"
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He'll be spending one semester in Chicago
"He'll be spending one semester in Chicago"
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and one semester here.
"and one semester here."
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I think it is a travesty of the legal profession.
"I think it is a travesty of the legal profession."
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[Whimpering]
"[Whimpering]"
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Could all conversations please come to a halt?
"Could all conversations please come to a halt?"
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Suddenly, a dark cloud settled over first period.
"Suddenly, a dark cloud settled over first period."
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Did you get your report card?
"Did you get your report card?"
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Mr. Hall was way harsh.
"Mr. Hall was way harsh."
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He gave me a C-minus.
"He gave me a C-minus."
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He gave me a C, which drags down my entire average.
"He gave me a C, which drags down my entire average."
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Wasn't my mom a Betty?
"Wasn't my mom a Betty?"
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She died when I was just a baby.
"She died when I was just a baby."
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but I like to pretend she still watches over me.
"but I like to pretend she still watches over me."
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Hey, Mom. 98 in Geometry. Pretty groovy, huh?
"Hey, Mom. 98 in Geometry. Pretty groovy, huh?"
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Yuck! The maudlin music of the university station?
"Yuck! The maudlin music of the university station?"
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Yuck! What is it about college and crybaby music?
"Yuck! What is it about college and crybaby music?"
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Hey.
"Hey."
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Who's watching the Galleria?
"Who's watching the Galleria?"
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The flannel shirt... Is that a nod
"The flannel shirt... Is that a nod"
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to the crispy Seattle weather?
"to the crispy Seattle weather?"
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Oh, wow, you're filling out there.
"Oh, wow, you're filling out there."
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Oh, wow, your face is catching up with your mouth.
"Oh, wow, your face is catching up with your mouth."
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I went by Dad's office.
"I went by Dad's office."
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He is not your dad. Go torture a new family.
"He is not your dad. Go torture a new family."
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Just because my mother marries someone else
"Just because my mother marries someone else"
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That's exactly what it means.
"That's exactly what it means."
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I hope you're not thinking of staying here.
"I hope you're not thinking of staying here."
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I sure want to.
"I sure want to."
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I got a place near school.
"I got a place near school."
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Shouldn't you go to school on the East Coast?
"Shouldn't you go to school on the East Coast?"
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Hey!
"Hey!"
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You just got here, and already you're playing couch commando.
"You just got here, and already you're playing couch commando."
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In some parts of the universe,
"In some parts of the universe,"
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it's considered cool to know what's going on in the world.
"it's considered cool to know what's going on in the world."
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I so need lessons from you on how to be cool.
"I so need lessons from you on how to be cool."
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Tell me that part about Kenny G. Again.
"Tell me that part about Kenny G. Again."
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