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Clips from Shrek

TV Series 2001 –2011 1,352 clips
Adventure

Credits

Once upon a time there was a lovely princess.
"Once upon a time there was a lovely princess."
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which could only be broken by love's first kiss.
"which could only be broken by love's first kiss."
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She was locked away in a castle...
"She was locked away in a castle..."
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guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon.
"guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon."
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but none prevailed.
"but none prevailed."
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in the highest room of the tallest tower...
"in the highest room of the tallest tower..."
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for her true love and true love's first kiss.
"for her true love and true love's first kiss."
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Like that's ever gonna happen.
"Like that's ever gonna happen."
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Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
"Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me"
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The years start coming and they don't stop coming.
"The years start coming and they don't stop coming."
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Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb.
"Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb."
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So much to do So much to see.
"So much to do So much to see."
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You'll never know if you don't go.
"You'll never know if you don't go."
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Hey, now You're an all-star.
"Hey, now You're an all-star."
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Only shooting stars break the mould.
"Only shooting stars break the mould."
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You're bundled up now but wait till you get older.
"You're bundled up now but wait till you get older."
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The ice we skate is getting pretty thin.
"The ice we skate is getting pretty thin."
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Hey, now, you're a rock star Get the show on, get paid.
"Hey, now, you're a rock star Get the show on, get paid."
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Go. Go. Go.
"Go. Go. Go."
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And all that glitters is gold.
"And all that glitters is gold."
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Only shooting stars break the mould.
"Only shooting stars break the mould."
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- Think it's in there? - AI right. Let's get it!
"- Think it's in there? - AI right. Let's get it!"
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Yeah, it'll grind your bones for its bread.
"Yeah, it'll grind your bones for its bread."
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Back! I warn ya!
"Back! I warn ya!"
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Right.
"Right."
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And stay out!
"And stay out!"
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Wanted. Fairy tale creatures.
"Wanted. Fairy tale creatures."
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Take it away!
"Take it away!"
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- Move it along. Come on! Get up! - Next!
"- Move it along. Come on! Get up! - Next!"
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Give me that! Your flying days are over.
"Give me that! Your flying days are over."
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That's 20 pieces of silver for the witch. Next!
"That's 20 pieces of silver for the witch. Next!"
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- Get up! Come on! - Twenty pieces.
"- Get up! Come on! - Twenty pieces."
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Sit down there!
"Sit down there!"
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This cage is too small.
"This cage is too small."
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Please don't turn me in. I'll never be stubborn again.
"Please don't turn me in. I'll never be stubborn again."
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I'm not a puppet. I'm a real boy.
"I'm not a puppet. I'm a real boy."
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- Take it away. - Father, please! Don't let them do this!
"- Take it away. - Father, please! Don't let them do this!"
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Well, I've got a talking donkey.
"Well, I've got a talking donkey."
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Oh, go ahead, little fella.
"Oh, go ahead, little fella."
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Oh, oh, he's just... He's just a little nervous.
"Oh, oh, he's just... He's just a little nervous."
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He's really quite a chatterbox. Talk, you bone headed dolt...
"He's really quite a chatterbox. Talk, you bone headed dolt..."
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I'm the talkingest damn thing you ever saw.
"I'm the talkingest damn thing you ever saw."
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- He can fly! - He can fly!
"- He can fly! - He can fly!"
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Now I'm a flying, talking donkey.
"Now I'm a flying, talking donkey."
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You might have seen a house fly, maybe even a super fly,
"You might have seen a house fly, maybe even a super fly,"
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but I bet you are not never seen a donkey fly.
"but I bet you are not never seen a donkey fly."
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Ha, ha!
"Ha, ha!"
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Uh-oh.
"Uh-oh."
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Seize him!
"Seize him!"
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You there. Ogre!
"You there. Ogre!"
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Aye?
"Aye?"
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By the order of Lord Farquaad, I am
"By the order of Lord Farquaad, I am"
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and transport you to a designated... resettlement facility.
"and transport you to a designated... resettlement facility."
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Can I say something to you?
"Can I say something to you?"
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Listen, you was really, really something back there. Incredible!
"Listen, you was really, really something back there. Incredible!"
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They thought they was all of that. Then you showed up, and bam!
"They thought they was all of that. Then you showed up, and bam!"
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That really made me feel good to see that.
"That really made me feel good to see that."
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But, uh, I don't have any friends.
"But, uh, I don't have any friends."
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And I'm not going out there by myself.
"And I'm not going out there by myself."
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Together we'll scare the spit out of anybody that crosses us.
"Together we'll scare the spit out of anybody that crosses us."
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Oh, wow! That was really scary.
"Oh, wow! That was really scary."
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If you don't mind me saying, if that don't work,
"If you don't mind me saying, if that don't work,"
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your breath certainly will get the job done,
"your breath certainly will get the job done,"
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'cause you definitely need some Tic Tacs or something, 'cause your breath stinks!
"'cause you definitely need some Tic Tacs or something, 'cause your breath stinks!"
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You almost burned the hair outta my nose,
"You almost burned the hair outta my nose,"
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Why are you following me?
"Why are you following me?"
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I'll tell you why.
"I'll tell you why."
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Stop singing!
"Stop singing!"
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It's no wonder you don't have any friends.
"It's no wonder you don't have any friends."
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- Really tall? - No! I'm an ogre.
"- Really tall? - No! I'm an ogre."
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You know. Grab your torch and pitchforks.
"You know. Grab your torch and pitchforks."
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Doesn't that bother you?
"Doesn't that bother you?"
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Nope.
"Nope."
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- Really? - Really, really.
"- Really? - Really, really."
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- Oh. - Man, I like you. What's your name?
"- Oh. - Man, I like you. What's your name?"
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Uh, Shrek.
"Uh, Shrek."
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I like that. I respect that, Shrek. You all right.
"I like that. I respect that, Shrek. You all right."
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Wooh! Look at that. Who'd want to live in a place like that?
"Wooh! Look at that. Who'd want to live in a place like that?"
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You are quite a decorator. It's amazing what you've done with such a modest budget.
"You are quite a decorator. It's amazing what you've done with such a modest budget."
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Like, I hate it when you got somebody in your face.
"Like, I hate it when you got somebody in your face."
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You're trying to give them a hint, and they won't leave.
"You're trying to give them a hint, and they won't leave."
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- Can I stay with you? - Uh, what?
"- Can I stay with you? - Uh, what?"
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Can I stay with you, please?
"Can I stay with you, please?"
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- Of course! - Really?
"- Of course! - Really?"
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But that's why we gotta stick together. You gotta let me stay!
"But that's why we gotta stick together. You gotta let me stay!"
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- Please! Please! - Okay! Okay!
"- Please! Please! - Okay! Okay!"
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- But one night only. - Ah! Thank you!
"- But one night only. - Ah! Thank you!"
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- What are you... No! No! - This is gonna be fun!
"- What are you... No! No! - This is gonna be fun!"
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We can stay up late, swapping manly stories,
"We can stay up late, swapping manly stories,"
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and in the morning I'm making waffles.
"and in the morning I'm making waffles."
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- Oh! - Where do, uh, I sleep?
"- Oh! - Where do, uh, I sleep?"
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Outside!
"Outside!"
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Oh, well, I guess that's cool.
"Oh, well, I guess that's cool."
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I mean, I don't know you, and you don't know me,
"I mean, I don't know you, and you don't know me,"
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so I guess outside is best, you know.
"so I guess outside is best, you know."
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Good night.
"Good night."
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I'll just be sitting by myself outside, I guess, you know.
"I'll just be sitting by myself outside, I guess, you know."
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By myself, outside.
"By myself, outside."
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I'm all alone There's no one here beside me.
"I'm all alone There's no one here beside me."
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I am outside.
"I am outside."
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It's not home, but it'll do just fine.
"It's not home, but it'll do just fine."
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What a lovely bed.
"What a lovely bed."
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Hey!
"Hey!"
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Dead broad off the table.
"Dead broad off the table."
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Huh?
"Huh?"
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What?
"What?"
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I live in a swamp. I put up signs. I'm a terrifying ogre!
"I live in a swamp. I put up signs. I'm a terrifying ogre!"
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- Aah! - Oh, no.
"- Aah! - Oh, no."
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- Quit it. - Don't push.
"- Quit it. - Don't push."
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All right, get out of here. All of you, move it!
"All right, get out of here. All of you, move it!"
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Come on! Let's go! Hapaya! Hapaya! Hey!
"Come on! Let's go! Hapaya! Hapaya! Hey!"
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- Quickly. Come on! - No, no!
"- Quickly. Come on! - No, no!"
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No, no. Not there. Not there.
"No, no. Not there. Not there."
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Oh!
"Oh!"
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Oh, gosh, no one invited us.
"Oh, gosh, no one invited us."
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- What? - We were forced to come here.
"- What? - We were forced to come here."
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- By who? - Lord Farquaad.
"- By who? - Lord Farquaad."
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He huffed und he puffed und he... signed an eviction notice.
"He huffed und he puffed und he... signed an eviction notice."
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Who knows where this Farquaad guy is?
"Who knows where this Farquaad guy is?"
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- Any one at all? - Me! Me!
"- Any one at all? - Me! Me!"
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