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Clips from The Simpsons - E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt) (S11E11)

"No Tommy Tune, eh? Oh, that's it! You insulted my honor!"
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"- [ Stammering ] Your what now? - I demand satisfaction!"
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"- [ Grunts ] - I challenge you to a duel!"
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"Hey, a duel? I, eh- Isn't that a little extreme? Here, here, have a free beer."
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"Yeah, I ain't never been slapped with no dueling glove before either."
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"# Glove slap #"
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"[ Women Singing ] # Glove slap, Baby, glove slap #"
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"# Glove slap I don't take crap #"
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"Coming through. Challenge. Duel. Hi, Lenny. How dare you? Demand satisfaction."
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"[ Man ] ''Suh, ''your challenge is accepted."
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"-Huh? -I agree to the duel, ''suh.'' I choose pistols at dawn."
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"Pistols at dawn? Oh, why did I have to slap a guy who says ''suh''?"
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"Aisle six? [ Groans ]"
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"Dueling at dawn? How did it ever come to this?"
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"The National Weather Service says dawn is still scheduled for 6:20 tomorrow..."
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"and to please stop calling."
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"- Yeah, he's probably just a big blowhard like you. - Sir, that is an insult!"
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"I challenge you-What?"
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"Oh, honey, I had the worst nightmare."
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"This glove kept slapping people, and I was getting blamed."
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"- The time has come! - No!"
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"- [ Homer Growls ] - Homer!"
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"Why don't you have the colonel's wife save you?"
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"Oh, Marge, that's in the past. Just let it go."
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"Sir! I say, sir!"
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"The hour is upon us, sir!"
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"Well, now, I wouldn't be much of a Southern gentleman if I didn't help you carry that tree."
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"- Well, it's worth a try. Don't you- - We're fine, Colonel."
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"It looks like you were saved by a Christmas tree."
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"- Looks like they're settlin' in for a long stay. - [ Chiming ]"
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"You know, I've always wanted to tell you how much-"
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"[ Recording: Female Voice ] To continue talking, please deposit 1 0 cents."
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"- [ Tires Screech ] - We can't go back home?"
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"- Where are we gonna live? - Ooh! How 'bout that house?"
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"That has people living in it. You can see them through the windows."
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"Could you build us a house, President Carter? We can't go back to ours."
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"Yeah. Get your own habitat."
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"Come on, Carter. Build us a house, you lazy bum!"
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"- [ Screams ] - Come back here! Why, you yellow-bellied-"
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"- How should I know? - Then why are you driving so fast?"
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"'Cause I'm trying to think!"
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"''Rural Route 9''? That's it! We can hide out at the farm where I grew up!"
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"fresh country air, apples for the picking, sing-along hay rides."
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"Race you to the swimmin' hole!"
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"[ Gasps ] Come on, Ma!"
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"[ Laughing ] Whoo!"
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"- [ Chittering ] - [ Honking ]"
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"Just think of'em as cats with rabies."
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"- [ Purrs ] - Hello, kitty."
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"Oh, yeah, you little scamp!"
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"Absolutely. This is our big chance."
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"The Simpsons will be reborn as a bunch of gap-toothed bumpkins!"
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"- I'll dig an outhouse! - I'll weed the floor!"
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"All right. Let's see what the old girl can do."
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"- Hang on. And there. - [ Clattering, Chugging ]"
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"- [ Shouting ] Now we're talking! - [ Backfires ]"
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"- Go get Lassie! - Lassie?"
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"I mean Lisa."
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"- [ Screams ] Rat! - [ Squeaking ]"
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"Well, well. Look at the city slicker pulling up in his fancy German car."
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"This car was made in Guatemala."
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"Well, pardon us, Mr. Gucci Loafers."
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"I bought these shoes from a hobo."
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"I'm sorry. I believe in good grooming."
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"You're not gonna grow nothin' on the old Simpson place."
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"- That's why your daddy abandoned it. - Oh, what do you know?"
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"Well, I know your soil p.H. is up around 9.6, and you need it seven to eight max."
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"You watch me. I'll grow something out there."
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"Ah! Wow, Dad! This is the juiciest watermelon I ever tasted."
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"- What are you planting? - Oh, a little bit of everything."
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"Something will thrive in this harsh, merciless soil."
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"- I'm down. - Pa!"
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"- Move the hand brake! - [ Straining ]"
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"Maybe it needs more fertilizer."
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"I'm only one man, Marge."
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"Hot diggety! It's up to her eye!"
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"- Time to harvest, boys! - [ All ] Whoo!"
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"Leave me alone, you big bully."
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"Oh, I'm just razzin' ya. It's my way."
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"More tumbleweed, Lisa?"
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"[ Lisping ] No, thanks. I'm still finishing my thistles."
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"Dad, if we leave for town right now, we could catch the dinner special at Krusty Burger."
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"Sorry, boy. Going back to Springfield would be a coward's way out."
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"Wasn't skipping town in the first place a coward's way out?"
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"Oh, you're right! [ Sobbing ] I'm a coward!"
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"I made such a mess of things!"
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"If only there was some magic potion that would make those crops grow."
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"Wait a minute."
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"Plutonium? Gee, Homer, isn't that kind of risky?"
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"Yeah, I guess you're right. It's not."
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"- I'll probably send some tomorrow. - I hear that."
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"Careful."
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"Steady."
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"[ Homer] Well, Marge, have you ever seen a field glow like that?"
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"Of course not! But you know something?"
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"You got that from a movie poster."
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"Is that plutonium on your gums?"
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"- Mm-mm-mmm! - Mmm!"
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"- [ Groans ] But it's only been one night. - That's all it takes."
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"If we learned one thing from The Amazing Colossal Man and Grasshopperus..."
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"it's that radiation makes stuff grow real big real fast."
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"- Only 'cause he tried to reason with him. - Oh."
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"You might want to crane your necks upward now to save time."
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"[ Wind Whistling ]"
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"All right now, don't panic. It's possible the giant vegetables are invisible."
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"[ Excited Gasping ]"
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"I guess I'll just go hang myself in the barn."
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"- Homer, no! - Let him go, Mom."
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"- Wait, Dad! You don't have to kill yourself. - This better be good."
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"Something is growing."
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"[ Gasps ] A sprout! And there's some more!"
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"Maybe the tomato seeds crossbred with the tobacco seeds."
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"- Oh, great. I got a field full of mutants. - Gimme! I want more!"
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"- Mmm! - I thought you said it tasted terrible."
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"But it's smooth and mild."
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"And refreshingly addictive. Mmm, mmm!"
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"Tomacco? That's pretty clever, Dad."
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"- I mean, for a product that's evil and deadly. - Aw, thanks, honey."
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"Mmm, mmm."
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"I promised my son he could tip over his first cow."
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