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Clips from Shameless - Casey Casden (S01E01)

"No, only three today."
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"Marilyn wants a virgin colada."
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"She blacked out last night, so she a little nervous."
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"No, no, no, no, if I can't buy my girlfriend's mom drinks,"
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"That's right. Can I get these for you?"
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"No. I got 'em."
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"Ladies, how you doing?"
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"I'm just gonna grab these glasses... that okay?"
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"You can grab anything of mine you like."
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"What's your name? Kev."
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"Kev. That's nice and short and easy to whisper, like..."
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"Do it again, Kev."
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"Uh-huh... yeah..."
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"Mr. Barkeep..."
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"a large boilermaker."
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"No. Well, it's not on the porch."
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"Seriously."
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"Bunch of fucking animals."
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"Steve, Debbie, Liam, we gotta go."
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"Fiona, you got Casey, all right?"
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"Hey, don't worry, she's gonna do great."
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"She doesn't even seem sorry."
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"She can't tell lies. She never could."
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"We're all going to jail."
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"Look, Fiona is gonna take Casey to the rendezvous spot."
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"She'll give him to you and then"
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"Fiona is gonna go to Shiela's,"
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"Just... don't fuck it up."
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"Hey, Debs..."
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"Do you know why doctors,"
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"lawyers and nurses are great liars?"
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"Because they lie to help people."
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""Too bad, you're gonna die.""
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"He would say, "We're doing everything we can," wouldn't he?"
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"Yeah..."
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"So, pretend you're being a doctor today,"
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"and tell a doctor's kind of lie."
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"Can you be a doctor for me?"
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"Can I be a nurse?"
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"That's my girl."
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"In just a moment, we will take you live"
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"to the scene of the crime,"
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"with our field correspondent Charles Catino."
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"But first, if you have any information"
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"regarding the whereabouts of Casey Casden,"
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"please call the number at the bottom of your screen."
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"Charles, are you there?"
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"Shots on me!"
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"Uh, so... fixing up the basement."
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"Mm-hmm. Gonna try."
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"Sheetrock that corner space for my bed."
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"The other half's already paneled, so I'm good there."
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"Got a spot for the sink; toilet's already in."
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"So, just run some cable for the flat-screen, and I'm all set."
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"So..."
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"that Sheila, she's something, huh?"
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"That's one way to put it."
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"Does your ass ever stop hurting?"
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"Advil's your best bet."
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"Helps with the inflammation."
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"Hey, Kev."
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"Hey. You see my friend?"
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"I know she acts like she hits on everyone, but she's doesn't."
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"She likes you."
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"Well, I'm flattered, but I can't."
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"Kev, you wanna get to it?"
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"Oh, come on, what can one little drink hurt?"
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"Um, uh..."
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"Yeah... Really, no."
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"What, the both of you?"
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"Uh, I can't, really."
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"Actually, um... I'm getting married."
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"What-What-What's that, now? Married?!"
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"No, no, no, Frank... Frank, can I get you a shot?"
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"Veronica?"
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"Frank, it..."
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"Hey, Jess!"
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"What?!"
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"Kev is marrying Veronica!"
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"Frank! Carol! Carol!"
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"Carol, come here!"
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"No, no, Frank... Frank... Carol, where are you?"
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"No, no, no, no, no, no, no, Fr..."
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"Carol! No, no, no, no, no! Frank!"
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"Kev's making an honest woman out of your daughter!"
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"You what?! Yeah!"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"And to think I was over there, drinking,"
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"Who gives a shit about that now? Hey!"
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"My daughter's getting married! Kev's getting married to Veronica!"
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"And I got the oldest bottle of Asti Spumanti!"
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"You have made me... the happiest woman in the world."
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"I'm gonna go call Veronica."
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"Wait, wait! No."
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"She'll want to call you."
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"You don't want to ruin the surprise."
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"drinks on the house!"
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"Here you go... one for the mama!"
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"There you go!"
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"All right, one for the big daddy... Now for the mama."
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"There we go!"
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"Yeah!"
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"Fiona Gallagher?!"
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"Yeah. Yeah, what about her?"
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"Nothing."
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"Good."
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"You really wanna hook up with her?"
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"You're kidding, right?"
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"Your marriage only lasted six weeks."
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"Seven."
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"And she wound up with the house."
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"My car's paid off!"
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"You giving me advice is ridiculous."
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"What a pleasant surprise."
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"I can't stop thinking about"
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"what his parents must be going through."
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"I know."
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"Do you want a drink?"
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"I've got a lot of booze."
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"No mixers."
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