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Clips from Shameless - Casey Casden (S01E01)

"You know, you tasted penii,"
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"and now you're just crazy."
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"♪ Hotter, sweeter ♪"
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"Oh, shit! That's cold!"
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"What the hell? Veronica!"
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"There's no hot water."
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"What?"
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"Fucking Gallaghers!"
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"Tall grande latte, two shots."
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"Sugar? Absolutely."
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"Kids home?"
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"Boys're out getting a water heater,"
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"Carl's out looking for small defenseless pets to torture,"
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"So..."
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"No."
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"I'm up to my ass in housework."
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"That's why I'm taking you to"
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"a long, deep, leisurely lunch."
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"Lunch?"
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"It's a euphemism."
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"Or, would you like a Demon dog and a quick fuck"
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"over at the Sheridan?"
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"Costs too much."
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"How much?"
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"At least 50 bucks."
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"You're not paying me to fuck you."
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"No, I couldn't pay you enough."
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"Did you hear that?"
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"No."
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"You didn't hear that?"
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"Liam?"
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"He's too lazy to get out of his crib... He just yells."
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"You take the baby, I'll take the bat."
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"Debbie! Jesus!"
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"Thought you went to the park."
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"I... came back."
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"Are you okay?"
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"Katie Crasden's having a party."
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"Katie Crasden?"
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"Two streets over."
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"And she... didn't invite you?"
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"She's only three."
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"What happened?"
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"Well, I was just walking past,"
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"and her dad, he..."
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"Her dad did what?"
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"It wasn't fair."
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"What wasn't fair? What?"
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"So I, I, um..."
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"I stole something."
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"Oh..."
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"So nobody touched you?"
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"What?"
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"Race car... Don't hit the train!"
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"Who the hell is that?"
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"We'll all be... We'll just organize."
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"We'll be okay."
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"Just relax."
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"No traffic tickets to issue today?"
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"No one to pull over for swinging wide on a left-hand turn?"
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"Or is this a supportive "friend party" for a cop"
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"who shot some poor fucker wasn't even armed?!"
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"Leave the people around here alone."
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"They're good folks!"
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"Who are the parents?"
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"Let's go, people. Out of the way."
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"Your child's missing?"
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"Yeah. I need your names"
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"and the name of the child."
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"Beth and Gary Casden."
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"It's been about an hour ago."
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"Okay, okay. What was he wearing?"
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"Debbie, why would you steal"
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"a little girl?"
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"Why would you steal a little boy"
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"and dress him like a little girl?"
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"I wanted a girl, but there weren't any."
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"Then back to my initial question:"
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"I miss Ginger."
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"What? Who?"
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"Who is Aunt Ginger?"
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"Somebody we borrowed from V's nursing home."
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"What?"
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"Where are his boy clothes?"
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"I washed them."
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"Oh, my God, it shrunk!"
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"You put it in the dryer?"
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"That's what you do after you wash something."
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"Um, we can put him in some of Liam's clothes."
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"We can't bring a missing kid back"
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"wearing different clothes."
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"People will say we did something to him."
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"Something bad."
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"Attention: This is..."
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"Attention: This is the Chicago..."
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"Push, then... I know what to push."
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"No. All right. What are you doing?"
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"Mike, we have to get the information out."
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"Look, I've been a cop a lot longer than you."
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"You don't get to drive and talk on the loudspeaker."
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"What, are you gonna call your uncle?"
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"Attention: This is the Chicago Police Department."
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"We're looking for a missing two-year-old..."
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"So we're just gonna wait out here?"
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"He's a chain-smoking pothead in"
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"I don't know. Just play it cool."
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"Play what cool?"
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"Things people play cool. Jesus, Ian!"
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"You got your own cell?"
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"No, some kid left it in the cafeteria. Ah."
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"Hey, Kare."
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"trying to see if I can score a water heater."
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"Meet me after?"
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"Hey, V?!"
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"I'm in the bathroom!"
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"Hey, I'm in a bit of a jam."
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"Can you watch him for 15 minutes?"
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"Damn, Fi, you see I'm in the middle of doing my..."
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"Thanks. Okay, sure."
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"Hey, Li...!"
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