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Clips from The Simpsons (1989) - Bart vs. Itchy & Scratchy (S30E30)

"I-I wasn't laughing."
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"Then you got busted and I called you in here and laughed at you!"
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"to show I am worthy of leadership."
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"-is under attack. -Hear, hear!"
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"A girl Itchy & Scratchy?"
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"...eight friends."
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"¶ Get down, ladies, you've got nothing to lose ¶"
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"What do you do?!"
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"That movie where Superman was a chick"
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"Yeah, that won't not show 'em."
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"It is a lovely shade of gray,"
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"You're listening to Milhouse!"
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"So smooth."
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"Because if you were fighting for women's rights,"
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"(groans) It's all about the deets. You're not a girl."
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"That thing you said about me being all talk?"
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"Right, Howard?"
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"Look, they're crying, on live TV."
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"Shh!"
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"¶ Down the streets, I'm the girl next door ¶"
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"Miami Sound Machine."
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"See? Girls like my pandering."
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"¶ Hello, Daddy, hello, Mom ¶"
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"Ask anyone: our lawyers, our attorneys, anyone."
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"Hey-hey!"
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"The next thing I say must be perfectly chosen"
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"I'm feeling this wave of relief,"
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"BOYS: Boo!"
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"but take it slow."
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"and then you did and you loved it!"
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"(sound of bagpipes playing)"
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"Take a seat and learn something."
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"But a donut is the ultimate symbol of masculinity."
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"It only hurts until you pass out."
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"It's an all-female reboot of Itchy & Scratchy!"
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"Remember this if there's ever a gender war."
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"(laughing): He means the blood."
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"Well, whoever they are, they are the coolest badasses"
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"(groans)"
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"Well, check this out: they also burp."
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"Stick to the script."
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"All I'm saying is, if they ever make a female Mr. Magoo,"
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"-Actually, I totally am. -(shouts)"
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"-(laughing) -¶ When I'm gone, when I'm gone ¶"
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"Some old guy at a gym got hit by a boat!"
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"You know what? Yes, I laughed at a cartoon."
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"Cooties be damned, you girls are badass"
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"I love those cartoons."
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"Ah!"
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"(Bart humming)"
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"really care about gender diversity."
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"He's right. The wife gets the beach view,"
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"(grunting)"
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"-Are there any plans... -BOTH: For another Krusty movie?"
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"ANNOUNCER (on TV): Tonight, cabbage."
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"and just look at the wrinklin."
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"-(grunting) -Yeah."
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"Now to sit in silence till it's over."
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"Bossy Riot is so cool."
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"Like Bart Simpson would ever watch a girl Itchy & Scratchy."
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"I know exactly what to do with this video."
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"and your pranks are next level."
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"-No way. -Ah, good."
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"it would destroy my entire vision of the universe."
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"another all-girl Itchy & Scratchy ever again."
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"They don't envy us."
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"I laughed, and you can't take back the laugh."
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"(laughing)"
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"-You know, you're right. -Oh, yeah."
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"Don't worry, sir, your brothers are united"
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"for the best fans in the world!"
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"(gasps) Sixth graders. Tweens."
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"starting with this school."
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"BART: Cool shades."
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"Bart, you got to see this!"
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"Girl mice don't have the upper body strength"
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"recording my reaction to this historic moment"
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"We did it."
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"that Bart laughed even harder than I did..."
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"All right, you soda-squirting hypocrite,"
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"Now, this boy says he hates all-girl Itchy & Scratchy,"
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"Big deal, I was exposed as a liar on the Internet."
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"Whoa, homemade prank masks."
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"Buy 'em all."
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"Oy. Does anyone have a question"
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"Spin him till he barfs."
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"I will not negotiate with terrorists."
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"I'll just give in. Sandals unbanned."
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"It's the old Home Ec classroom,"
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"You can't be an activist for women's rights."
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"And-and girls' clothing has no pockets,"
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"-(Bart humming) -Hmm..."
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"You, uh, ever think about wearing the yarn?"
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"I think I do."
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"Look at you."
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"My legs!"
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"Oh, he will not silence our toes."
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"Don't do it. Those shows are funny."
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"Hey-hey, kids!"
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"Krusty clearly hates being there,"
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"May I?"
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"Our protest crew is called Bossy Riot."
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"-Yeah! -Lame!"
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"chick flicks, two-piece bathing suits,"
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"Welcome to girlhood."
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"The latest victim of this "gal Qaeda," our once-proud symbol"
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"-Well, let us know. -(clicks tongue)"
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"("Extreme Ways" by Moby playing)"
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"(groans)"
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"HOMER: Moe and his bats."
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"Don't have a lady cow."
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"Well, congratulations,"
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"I read about them in Parade magazine."
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"we should totally hate-watch it."
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"and we'll turn off the TV the second"
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"Girls aren't funny."
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"(humming)"
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"Hey, you guys have a candy machine? No fair."
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"Steal Skinner's cell phone."
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"Our son has friends."
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