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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Three Girls and a Little Wharfy (S10E10)

"That's what I said."
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"Or it could've been ♪ Wharfy. ♪"
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"Wouldn't it be fun if we had a monster in our wharf?"
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"Hi. I like your shoes."
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"Wharfy says "I like your shoes"?"
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"Yes, I'm jealous."
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"People cook every day,"
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"but they don't understand food."
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"I'm trying to listen to Michel Du Rocher."
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"I can't, Bob. I need to moisturize before bed."
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"I don't want to wake up looking like a lizard."
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"Because that's how you put on lotion."
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"I once cooked a meal, and as I was eating it,"
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"it made me sad."
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"and buried it, because that meal was dead."
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"- Hmm. - What?"
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"So much food in the world is dead."
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"I slept for four days after I ate it."
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"Did you press pause or is he staring at us?"
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"- In our next segment, - Oh!"
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"We will discuss why I eat upside down sometimes."
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"What the hell is he talking about?"
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"I mean, he's, like, a genius."
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"Food is dead sometimes."
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"Yeah, food's dead. You kill it, and then you eat it, right? Food."
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"Right, but I-I don't think you're quite getting"
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"what he was talking about."
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"No, I don't think you get what he means."
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"I'm gonna put lotion on my feet."
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"- Lin. - Come on, get in."
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"- Sink in. Sink in. - Oh, my God."
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"Nick Nolte's mug shot?"
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"It's the perfect amount of Nick Nolte's mug shot."
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"Yeah."
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"- Hi, Louise. Nice hair. - Same to you, Jessica."
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"Hey, guys. I like what you haven't done with your hair."
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"- Thank you. - I gotcha."
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"Her name's April Buzzby and she owns a soap shop here in town."
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"You want to go talk to her after school?"
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"About what... The straight dope on soap?"
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"Louise, you don't have to go,"
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"but we all saw what we saw yesterday."
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"- I saw my grandmother naked. - And?"
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"Wait. How did you see your grandmother naked?"
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"We share a bathroom. She's not great with towels,"
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"or doors or boundaries."
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"Wow. Is your grandma my mom?"
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"- Wow. That was fast. - Oh. Uh, no, this is for me."
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"Michel Du Rocher said to sit down alone"
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"and take an hour to eat one single bite."
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"He said to chew with your mind and swallow with your heart."
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"Put the meat on the inside, right?"
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"No, I'm just kidding. I know how to do it."
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"Wow. You got to make that bite count."
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"Uh, I'm kind of supposed to just be focused on this, Teddy."
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"Oh. Okay."
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"Uh, that's your one bite?"
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"Teddy, please."
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"I'm not talking to you, Bob."
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"I'm talking about you to myself."
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"Can you just not talk at all?"
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"Wow. First you wave the burger in my face,"
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"You know what? I'm eating in the bathroom. Alone."
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"Welcome to You Do the Bath."
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"- Are you April Buzzby? - That's me."
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"Did you take this picture?"
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"I did."
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"Girls, that was a lifetime ago."
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"Now I make and sell savory soaps."
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"Soaps made out of savory things."
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"Like meat, cheese, veggies."
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"Summer Salad is my best seller. Want to smell?"
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"Smells like salad."
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"And you could, too."
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"How come you don't want to talk about Wharfy?"
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"Listen, I don't talk about it"
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"because after I took that picture, I became obsessed."
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"I finally gave up. My therapist calls it closure."
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"It was 30 years ago, and I was at a wedding on the wharf."
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"It was right around dusk."
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"I'd had too many Lemon Drop shots, and I needed"
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"to throw up, so I went out to the beach."
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"And that's when I saw it."
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"Wharfy's head popped right up out of the water."
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"After I took that picture, I tried looking"
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"for Wharfy for years."
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"I quit my job, I bought a boat, I bought a hat"
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"with a little anchor on it to wear on the boat,"
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"- Huh? - Wharfy's a her."
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"- No, he's a he. - She has boobs."
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"You were drunk and vomiting"
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"when you took this pretty grainy picture."
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"And we're supposed to believe it's Wharfy"
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"Look, I'm not the first person to see Wharfy."
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"This was in 1942. Fisherman."
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"- Mm-hmm. - And then in 1965. Whale watch."
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"- Yup. - And this is an article"
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"Doesn't have to do with Wharfy, but it was big news at the time,"
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"- so I scrapbooked it. - Makes sense."
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"These are just articles. There are no other pictures."
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"How about this? Remember a couple years ago"
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"- I think so? - People thought"
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"maybe a boat had crashed into it,"
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"but they never found the boat."
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"Wharfy."
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"Okay, I was gonna say "Wharfy" dramatically,"
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"- and then you kind of jumped in. - Sorry. Sorry."
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"Maybe the pet store sells a really giant fish net,"
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"and we could just scoop her up out of the water"
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"like a goldfish."
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"That's a really good idea."
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"I love that idea."
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"- I would do that. - Jessica."
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"You guys, I wasn't serious. But sure."
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"and get a good look at her or whatever's down there,"
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"Done. We're trapping Wharfy."
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"Okay, wait. We need a boat and a trap."
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"- I have a boat. - And I have a badminton net."
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"We never set it up. My family's got..."
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"I-I mean, we're not athletic, so it's better"
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