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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - The Negotiation (S05E05)

"- still calling for him? - Doug!"
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"You know what, I bet he's worried that we're in trouble."
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"I'll just call him and put his mind at ease."
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"- What's up, Peralta. - Ha!"
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"He did pick up. In your..."
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"- This is good-bye forever. - No!"
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"Ugh, I can't believe you deceived me."
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"I can't believe you used my love for your mother"
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"- against me. - I love that you love her."
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"Of course I do. She's a living saint."
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"Amen. Look, I wasn't lying though."
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"Halloway was gonna hurt her and you saved her life,"
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"but then I was all alone with the diamonds,"
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"Oh, but I thought you liked being a good citizen?"
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"You voted Ed Breakfast for school board."
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"And he immediately had a sex scandal."
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"- It was very disillusioning. - For sure."
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"Our democracy is crumbling. But what about your job?"
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"What about Dustin from "Stranger Things"?"
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"Famous kids are monsters."
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"Wait, no, we are not talking about this right now!"
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"I guess Rosa was right. I'm scorpion."
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"Scorpion's gonna scorp."
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"I'm sorry I can't be the man you want me to be."
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"Damn it, stop being so romantic."
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"Hello? Hello?"
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"He's gone."
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"He broke my heart."
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"- Everything's gonna be okay. - You don't know that, Rosa!"
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"Ah, Hitchcock, I just got off the phone with Anne Sumter."
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"She said you really helped my candidacy."
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"- Oh, it's my pleasure, sir. - You were so professional."
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"I know. I didn't even fart once."
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"You're right. I can hold it."
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"You know, if you can change for an interview,"
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"- you can change for good. - Nah, too much work."
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"But that's not how "My Fair Lady" ends."
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"She falls in love with Henry Higgins."
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"Well, "My Bare Lady," is a little different."
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"It's not Eliza Doolittle and Henry Higgins."
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"It's Eliza DooEverybody and Leroy Pipe."
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"And in the end, they rub..."
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"Nope. We don't need a recap."
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"- Thank you for your help today. - Anytime, Captain."
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"Hey, guys. Uh, can we talk?"
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"Let me guess, you got overwhelmed"
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"and had to use our six-sandwich technique."
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"No, my one at a time system worked perfectly."
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"making Nana Boyle's meatball recipe"
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"got me thinking a lot about her..."
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"And let me guess, you realized she'd be ashamed"
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"- of how you acted? - No, Nana Boyle was a monster."
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"She once yelled at me so loud, I fainted."
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"She was a hateful witch."
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"- She died with no friends. - And let me guess,"
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"you realized you were acting just like her and you felt terrible."
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"You don't do "and let me guess""
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"- until you're sure you're right. - [sighs]"
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"Of course, Charles."
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"But we will never work for you again."
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"Yeah, that's a smart move. It's like Jekyll and Hyde."
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"I can't control when Nana comes out."
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"It doesn't look good."
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"They're still trying to decide on a punishment"
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"- for your actions. - Well, did you tell them"
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"I feel so bad I have a tummy ache?"
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"I did. They were unaffected."
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"They said they could have justified your tactics"
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"if you'd come away with Halloway and the diamonds,"
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"but as things stand, there are no diamonds."
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"You know, the tops of engagement rings,"
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"You're looking at a suspension, maybe worse."
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"Unless you can track down Doug Judy"
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"- and recover those diamonds. - Can they wait 12 months?"
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"Wait a minute. What have we here?"
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"I've got this coupon for a private room."
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"Yes. Right this way."
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"We already have a song cued up for you."
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"What's up, Peralta? Thank you so much for coming."
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"Look, I thought about it and I did you dirty."
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"I never meant to cause you any trouble."
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"Yeah, well, you caused me a lot."
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"You're talking to a pre-recorded video,"
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"but it's cool. I know what you're saying."
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"- I hear you in my heart. - [sighs] What am I doing here?"
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"Look, I'm not coming back."
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"I started a new life here in San Diego."
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"Stupid telling me where you are."
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"Come on, man, I ain't in no damn San Diego."
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"Everybody knows that place sucks!"
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"Here's what I wanna say, though:"
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"I'm sorry I won't be at your wedding."
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"that will consummate the marriage."
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"along with a little something else."
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"[soft music playing]"
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"A French grey Le Creuset pot."
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"Now look inside it."
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"[gasps] The diamonds."
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"Yes! I cannot believe you actually"
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"- brought them back... - The diamonds! [laughs]"
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"- Yeah, mistimed that one. - No, you're the best."
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"Look, even though I am a scorpion,"
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"I will never drown your adorable little frog ass."
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"So that's what I had to say."
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"I'm sure I'll see you again at some point."
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"Now that coupon you got there,"
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"that's for a full hour in a private room."
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"Both: ♪ I said hey ♪"
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"♪ ♪"
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"♪ What's going on? ♪"
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"Maybe it's the brother of someone I put away for life."
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"Judy!"
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"- [shaver buzzing] - No!"
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"Tell her I'm a nice person, Jake."
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"- Best friends. - Judy, get over here."
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"that were in the trunk that I didn't know about."
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"Just do whatever he says! My life is in his hands!"
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"[both grunting]"
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"I want you to cut it straight across."
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"[percussive music]"
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