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Clips from Chappelle's Show - Episode #1.1 (S01E01)

"Whoa..."
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"I hope you found this tape informative."
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"and consider treating a customer with respect,"
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"You graduated from grade school,"
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"Whoop his ass, whoop his ass!"
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"Whoop his ass!"
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"and I will be back after these messages."
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"It's not HBO..."
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"might not know this about me, watching me on TV or whatever"
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"but I'm gonna tell you something."
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"I am a huge fan of the hip-hop music."
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"And I see a lot of things in the media"
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"bashing these brothers,"
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"Woo-hoo hoo."
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"Dave Chappelle's a funny guy..."
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"You gotta get outta my car."
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"I'm serious!"
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"That crazy dancin' makin' my penis soft."
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"You should've seen the girl"
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"Welcome to this thing that we call Chappelle's Show."
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"I can show y'all whatever I want."
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"(laughter and applause)"
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"You know the worst part about that?"
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"Well, this is it, this is the first episode."
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"y'all ready to see some sketches, some skits?"
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"Hello, I'm Ralph Henderson."
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"Or..."
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"No, see, I am the manager."
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"This will ensure that any customer who uses our restroom"
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"and you don't have to take shit from anyone."
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"as early as 1930, some stuff from the '50s,"
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"I didn't say that! Yes, you did!"
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"Tired of this happening to you?"
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"getting everything you say all mixed up?"
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"just keep it down.""
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"Dude, no matter how drunk I was,"
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"But I'm working on it."
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"He looked at me like I had set black people back"
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"Despite his popularity,"
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"What would you say"
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"and I hate them!"
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"How much time you got, buddy?"
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"crack-smoking swindlers, big-butt havin',"
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"Why don't you bring your media cameras over there"
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"Prudence, have Jasper load the truck!"
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"If I tell him he's black, he'd probably kill hisself"
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"That's right, that's right!"
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"The confusion did not end there."
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"Woogie-boogie, nigger!"
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"If you have hate in your heart, let it out."
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"that don't mean there's something wrong with you."
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"White power!"
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"(cheers & applause)"
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"That's it!"
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"that may or may not watch the show for all I know."
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""That's white power,"
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"And I think this next piece might be the one to do it."
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"and they stink!"
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"Don't let the liberal media tell you how to think and feel."
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"Loving black people, one at a time."
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"have sold over 600,000 copies combined."
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"he has accepted the fact that he is a black man."
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"He responded:"
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"(cheers & applause)"
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"Niggers, Jews, homosexuals, Mexicans, Arabs,"
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"available in stores, now."
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"They might have already turned it off."
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"Mr. Bigsby was also critical of the entertainment industry."
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"When we asked, "why, after 19 years of marriage?""
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"(audience laughing)"
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"(cheers & applause)"
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"Thank you."
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"Whoo!"
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"And to you and yours, a Merry Christmas."
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"that was sittin' in there before you, whoo!"
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"Oh, I'm gettin' ready to crash, girl, hold up."
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"(hip-hop music)"
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"Listen, sister, I gotta go take a shit."
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"very few have ever seen him due to his reclusiveness."
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"Why would he?"
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"I am in no way, shape, or form"
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"ventured out into an unsuspecting world."
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"We sip only the best Dom P., because I'm smooth like that."
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"Excuse me."
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"we're gonna take a quick commercial break."
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"but nothing!"
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"Do you wanna see my face?"
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"There is cookie and punch for us to enjoy,"
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""Cunnilingus" Rice sounds like a Mexican dish,"
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"Sit tight for more of this Chappelle's Show."
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"Home Stenographer and Travel Stenographer,"
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"(announcer) Available in all Walbogs!"
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"Good lord, we're back, welcome to Chappelle's Show,"
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""I Smell Nigger" and "Nigger Book""
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"Our search for answers led us here,"
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"(hip-hop music)"
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"Oh, Jasper, there's a nigger around here."
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"Awesome!"
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"Show us your face, we wanna see your face!"
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"Mr. Bigsby was not harmed that night,"
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"(announcer) Ladies and gentlemen,"
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"Thank you."
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""Popcopy" employee training film"
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"I felt guilty, like I did that with my mind."
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"(female announcer) This is the official 2002"
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"your response should sound something like this."
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"I am your manager, what's up?"
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"That's right, how may I help you?"
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"Now that looks poopy."
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"and all kinds of different chinks stink,"
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"Whoo!"
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"(laughter and applause)"
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