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Clips from The Ben Stiller Show (1992) - With Rob Morrow (S01E01)

"...and tell filthy stories to their animals."
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"They say on a moonlit night you can still see him out there dancing."
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"Grady's Oats Instant Oatmeal."
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"It's a delicious way to eat and a nutritious way to live."
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"Grady's Oats Instant Oatmeal. Available at fine stores everywhere."
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"Cut."
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"This stuff is hard!"
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"I'm supposed to sit and eat this all day? I'll be in my trailer!"
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"Somebody get the producer on the phone!"
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"We're back with Rob and Janeane, talking about the old days."
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"- I miss those, man. We hung out a lot. - Yeah."
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"Right. We broke up. We broke up."
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"But it's good. I needed some space, and I'm really happy about it."
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"Crossing the Bridge. This guy... All those guys. There's Alec..."
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"...and Billy and Danny. This is a talented..."
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"You don't look alike. You can't compare."
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"I'm telling you, it's good. I'm happy they're dating."
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"- I'm very happy for her. - You got a much heavier beard."
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"Hi. Uh..."
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"...my girlfriend left me for..."
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"...Stephen..."
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"...stupid-head Baldwin, and..."
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"So I'm recording this because I know that sometime in the future..."
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"...I'm gonna laugh at how depressed I was."
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"I know that somewhere right now, in the future, I'm watching this..."
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"...with my future wife and..."
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"...baby, and..."
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"Hey. Hi, hey there, me."
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"Hi, baby Stiller. How you doing, huh?"
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"Look at Daddy. He's pretty silly, huh?"
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"Hey. Got your nose."
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"So..."
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"...I'll record again in a couple weeks, because I know I'll be laughing."
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"It's gonna be funny."
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"Stephen-stupid-Baldwin!"
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"I think I'm gonna be able to laugh soon."
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"I feel a lot better today because I realized we're all going to die."
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"And she's no exception."
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"Tonight on Arsenio, the A-man welcomes sexy heartthrob Stephen Baldwin..."
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"... in a rare and candid interview that..."
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"Hey, look out!"
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"No, no, no, it's okay."
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"It's behind you, obviously. You're the star of your own TV show."
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"You're the last guy I'd worry about."
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"- I didn't mean to bring it up. - It's fine."
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"They must be flocking at your door."
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"Nobody specific, but I don't wanna tie myself down."
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"Women. Buildings."
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"... I am surrounded by buildings."
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"Wherever I see buildings..."
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"... there I see my women."
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"Ah, the museum! The museum reminds me of Cheryl."
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"Cheryl loved the paintings of sad clowns."
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"The kind a child could do. It's funny. She was a masterpiece herself."
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"Yes."
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"The observatory! So many evenings Janet and I would walk along its deck."
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"Until one night I played a little joke on her and pushed her over the edge."
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"I am the devil himself!"
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"The post office. I can't help thinking of Vivian."
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"For she, too, had a line of customers backed up into the street."
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"Laurie, Susan. Yes, Claire."
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"I was so drunk that night. Hello, Frank."
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"I am not ashamed. Such is life, yes?"
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"The mall, so many shops."
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"So many women I remember. Quickly, get me away before my brain explodes!"
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"I must leave the city. Every tree reminds me of a woman!"
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"The Grungies is brought to you by Grady's Oats Instant Oatmeal."
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"Look at this stuff. Sugar. Dye. Junk."
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"All the science in the world won't help against 100% natural goodness."
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"The people at Grady's Oats Instant Oatmeal..."
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"...they use only all-natural ingredients. Whole grains, raisins..."
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"...tender young oat buds."
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"The little oat buds, they say, "No, don't take me! I'm so tender!""
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"But they do! They take them and put them right in their hands."
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"And then the oat buds go, "No! No!""
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""Yes! We're taking you because you're tender."
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"We're gonna take you and crush you. Crush you 'cause you're dirty!"
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"You're dirty and you need to be punished!""
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"A delicious way to eat..."
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"...and a nutritious way to live."
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""You yelled at me!" "Shut up!"
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"I said, shut up!""
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"Last time on The Grungies:"
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"...at last night's Annual Seattle Grunge-Off Concert."
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"Hey, guys. I want you to meet Josh Goldsilver, Pretentious Artists."
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"Hey, I'm a big fan, guys. Love you to pieces."
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"I am hip to the whole Seattle coffeehouse, slam-dancing, stage-diving shemegegge."
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"What's this guy talking about?"
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"Fifty big ones in advance."
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"We'll be great tonight, Mr. Silvergold, sir."
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"Goldsilver."
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"You're beautiful, guys. Don't ever change."
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"No smashing. No diving. No slamming."
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"Right now I'd like to bring on my meal ticket for the next century."
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"Get ready, get set for The Grungies!"
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"Sorry, Josh. I told those good-for-nothing..."
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"Hey. Hey. What? Forget it. The Grungies got that hot-as-ice..."
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"...spontaneous, what-rock-ought-to-be flavor."
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"I eat them up, dig?"
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"They get the record deal."
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"What did I tell you? They're the best."
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"I thought you had it."
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"- I thought you had it. - I thought you had it."
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"Tork."
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"$50,000 worth of Chinese food?"
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"Tork, you know you're just gonna be hungry again in an hour."
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"Hey, we're here with Rob. We gotta work together again."
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"- Yeah, we do. - I'd love to do something on your show."
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"I was thinking, maybe I could come up and be the doctor who replaces you one week."
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"I would be into it, but audiences are very fickle. You can't confuse them."
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"And you were... My other fear is, I go to bat for you..."
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"- You were nervous. I don't want to... - Nervous?"
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"- You can do what you want. - Right."
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"And you can't... What if you get nervous?"
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"It was not a good day for me."
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"They cover your whole body almost. And you could do that."
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"Like Ryan O'Neal and The Graduate."
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"- I like that. - A kabuki..."
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"- You don't see your face at all? - Yeah. Let me... I'm gonna go..."
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"We'll be right back."
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