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Clips from The Muppet Show (1976) - Steve Martin (S02E02)

"OK, we'll audition."
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"I've seen your acts, Gonzo."
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"I don't want to see any more of them, thank you."
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"I'll talk to you later, all right?"
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"Scooter? Who's next, Scooter?"
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"No. Scooter!"
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"- Dancing cheese. - Dancing cheese?"
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"- You were listening. - Will somebody find Scooter?"
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"Aw, Kermit, she's a great dancer."
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"She? It's a female cheese?"
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"Of course it's a female!"
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"You don't expect me to dance with a male, do you?"
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"- Uh, no, uh... - That would look weird."
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"Yes, yes, I'm sure that would look weird, Gonzo."
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"- You say you dance with her? - You're getting interested?"
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"Well, anyway, she's featured. We do a flamenco."
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"The cheese does the fancy steps."
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"I don't think I want to hear any more about it."
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"But Scooter's not here yet!"
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"I don't care. Here he comes now."
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"- Oh, Scooter! - Just remember it."
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"- Yeah, sure. - Yes, chief?"
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"Scooter, who you got next, huh?"
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"Oh, uh, Gonzales and Yolanda."
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"[♪ Spanish Gypsy Dance]"
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"Arriba! Olé!"
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"El toro! Enchilada!"
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"Dance, you little firebrand."
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"Dance, dance!"
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"Tortilla! Burrito! San Diego!"
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"Show 'em what gorgonzola can do."
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"Well, let us trust that we've got"
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"some new and truly different acts"
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"for the rest of the evening."
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"[♪ Ol' Man River]"
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"[clearing throat]"
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"[screaming]"
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"I keep telling you, I'm the girl singer on this show."
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"Move it. Move it!"
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"[laughter]"
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"OK, nothing too different so far."
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"Hey, Scooter, you must have some good acts back there."
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"[cheering]"
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"OK. Let's not waste any more time. Let's go."
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"- How much was it to get in? - Free."
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"You're gonna get your money's worth on this."
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"[chattering in agreement]"
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"Hey, this guy's good."
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"I'm a rambling guy."
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"♪ Well, I'm rambling, rambling 'round ♪"
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"[whistling tune]"
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"Free."
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"♪ Ramble out to The Muppet Show Oh, yeah ♪"
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"♪ Meet all the Muppets ♪"
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"♪ Oh, yes, oh, yes, oh, yes, oh, yes... ♪"
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"♪ Oh, no Rambling ♪"
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"- Everybody whistle! - [all whistling tune]"
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"In Chinese now."
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"[singing in Chinese]"
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"♪ When I'm rambling, rambling rambling, rambling, rambling ♪"
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"♪ Raaa-uuu-ummm... ♪"
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"♪ ...blinggg ♪"
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"[cheering]"
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"[whistling]"
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"Way to go, Steve. That's good stuff."
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"- Kermit, I am appalled. - Mm?"
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"Don't we have some good, old-fashioned entertainment?"
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"- Scooter? - I can only vouch for the "old" part."
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"- Who you got? - Statler and Waldorf."
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"What?"
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"[♪ The Varsity Drag]"
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"Boo! Boo! Get off the stage!"
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"Take it, Statler!"
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"They're terrible, aren't they? Aaahhh!"
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"Watch it, you old fool."
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"Yes, here, here. Oh, wholesome. Wonderful!"
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"I'm glad you enjoyed that act, Sam."
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"Kermit, it was good, old-fashioned entertainment."
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"With that act The Muppet Show finally turns the corner"
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"and becomes a normal, decent, moral program."
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"- Well, I am pleased, Sam. - Hm."
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"For one brief moment there was light at the end of the tunnel."
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"- [applause] - Olé! Gracias!"
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"Thank you and gracias."
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"Yes, I am the beloved Marvin Suggs."
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"And now, presenting my singing food!"
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"[♪ Yes, We Have No Bananas]"
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"Oh, I love my vegetables!"
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"- How are you, cabbage? - Oh, getting ahead!"
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"- [laughter] - How's the artichoke?"
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"Singing my heart out."
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"Oh, what's wrong, asparagus?"
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"I feel naked without my Hollandaise."
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"- Come on, tomato, you're slow. - I'll ketchup."
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"[applause]"
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"- Hey, Kermit, my main frog. - Yeah?"
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"I doubt it."
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"Are you putting together a show?"
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"No, a dinner."
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"Yeah, soprano looked delicious."
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"OK, chief. Next up is a guy you'll love."
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"Remember Rambling Guy? Here's Juggling Guy."
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"- [cheering] - Yeah, yeah!"
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"And now... Now it's time for a little juggling."
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"- Whoo! - Oh, yeah."
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"- [all] Oh! - Now, two."
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"- Ahh! - Now, three."
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"- Oh, yeah. - Under the leg."
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"- Now, Fozzie, can you catch this? - Yes."
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"[Martin] OK. Take it, toss it up in midair, OK?"
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"OK!"
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"Good throw, yeah!"
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"- Oh! - [mock Swedish]"
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"OK, very funny, very funny."
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"Kermit, when you say "very funny," do you mean...?"
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"Fozzie, listen, don't worry about it."
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"Nobody is going to lose their job."
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"Ah! Oh, that's terrific."
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"It's a human cannonball act, The Zucchini Brothers."
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"[all yelling]"
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