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Clips from The Simpsons - Dad Behavior (S28E28)

"are certified for highway use."
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"Yeah, well, I don't think you're certified"
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"to understand the relationship between a father and son, Lou."
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"Yeah, well, I have a son... He lives in Baltimore."
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"What do you want, a parade, Lou?"
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"Listen, Maggie... Can I call you Maggie?..."
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"(CHUCKLES): Oh, don't worry."
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"I'll be here as long as it takes."
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"You know, if you cooperate,"
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"I can talk to your mother about a reduced time out."
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"I got you a helicopter."
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"Okay, I've got your nose, and if you want to see your nose again,"
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"you'll give me that pacifier!"
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"ANNOUNCER: Swing and a miss! Strike two."
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"Fun fact: His father was one of those soccer players"
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"who ate his teammate after a plane crashed"
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"in the Andes."
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"(MARGE SCREAMS)"
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"Come here."
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"Luann, help!"
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"(SIGHING): My son doesn't want to be with me anymore."
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"Youse can do it."
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"That's not Bart."
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"Sanchez batting .269."
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"♪ I ain't gonna do my dirty work ♪"
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"Yeah, yeah, you're right."
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"I'm in a hurry."
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"(CACKLES)"
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"(GRUNTS)"
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"Come on."
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"I'll tell you which way."
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"(POWER DRILL RUNNING) Sorry, the drill is too loud!"
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"(THEME MUSIC STOPS)"
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"(GRUNTS) Hey!"
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"- (CHORTLING) - (BURPS)"
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"- (BLOWS WRONG NOTE, GRUNTS) - (THEME MUSIC STOPS)"
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"People do all your chores,"
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"I've thrown various balls with six different middle-aged men."
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"(EXCLAIMING)"
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"Homer, are you ever planning on putting this stuff together?"
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"(BLOWS LANDING)"
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"♪ Oh, yeah ♪"
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"HOMER: Uh-oh."
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"Hmm."
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"I've never seen Homer and Bart so close."
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"Is there a way I can get you to put that pacifier down?"
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"(SUCKING IN)"
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"(MUSIC FADES OUT)"
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"Sure, right after I watch this DVD."
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"(MARCHING BAND MUSIC PLAYS)"
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"♪ I can hire all these nerdy jerks ♪"
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"You're late."
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"♪ ♪"
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"S.E.C. edition."
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"There's no specified time, sir."
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"♪ For free ♪"
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"(CLICKS TONGUE, GROANS) Just what are you watching"
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"- So, how was your day? - Pretty good."
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"Outstanding College Mascot Fights?"
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"And you did receive progress alerts."
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"that's so important?"
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"Just throw the damn ball."
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"Whatever, fine."
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