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Clips from Clone High - Film Fest: Tears of a Clone (S01E01)

"Hey, you miss an episode, it's your funeral."
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"Yeah! Books!"
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"Feel free to say anything,"
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"but today it is unlawful, to bottle 'em up."
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"Okay, wonderful!"
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"Making films is a, is a,"
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"They FLIPPED the bitch!"
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"Little do they know,"
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"and look at this place!"
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"Are you thinking what I'm programmed to be thinking?"
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"You know how I hate to be interrupted while I'm in my peanut lab!"
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"Please go away."
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"Check this out!"
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"Tandoori Jones!"
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"And you won't believe what it's called."
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"Well Black and Tan will prove, that even though we're different,"
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"We're listening..."
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"You know, I'm glad we get to spend some time alone."
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"Hey, is there a time limit on the films?"
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"And Abe? I'll see you, at the movies."
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"What are you doing here?"
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"Film at Clone High used to be just you and Andy Warhol and your disturbing art films."
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"and Mother Teresa's got that teen slasher sex romp."
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"In thirty-five millimetre."
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"Okay now, Cleo baby."
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"Line?"
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"At first, I thought you were wack, Black."
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"And all that is real in this world. Aaaand... go!"
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"Because it's raining style!"
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"Friend?"
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"Even if I have to do it for you."
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"Abe? Abe? Abe, why is my name on the program?"
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"Who knows, Joan?"
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"- No! - Or is it yes?"
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"You can try all you want, Joan."
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"Just make it to the... kitchen."
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"turned expert police detective."
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"And speaking of capers, I thought we ordered from a deli!"
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"Except Joan's film, which has somehow expanded in the fire,"
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"Board of Shadowy Figures,"
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"My butl--"
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"We actually came to dinner tonight to kill you."
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"Yeah!"
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"Unlike you, I didn't make a beeline for the obvious."
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"Good night, Joan. Good night."
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"Next time, on a very special Clone High."
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"Riot!"
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"You see."
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"Okay, moving on"
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"on a pillow shaped like my father."
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"Take Back The Afternoon Film Festival To Save Clone High!"
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"But that riot was unacceptable."
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"Unacceptable? Did you see the pool?"
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"Plans that don't involve these shadowy figures at all."
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"So I am."
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"I haven't been to the Olive Garden in like, forever!"
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"I haven't changed a thing since I got my degree in the mad sciences from ASU!"
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"dammit, Gandhi!"
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"Okay, check this out."
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"It's about these two cops, and they're different,"
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"You play Leon Black, and I'm..."
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"Wow! Clipart!"
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"Hi, Abe. My film is really coming along."
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"The whole premise is how tough it is to be me."
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"Joooooaaaan!"
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"I've been looking all over the restaurant for you!"
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"It's not safe, this table's not even bussed!"
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"You don't have to."
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"But now Cleo's got her epic, Gandhi's doing his cop movie,"
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"This festival's all about you. Joan."
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"You, and me, and what you have here."
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"Heart-wise. Like my film."
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"And now I'm shooting that wad."
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"Joan, isn't there just one thing in that beautiful and honest heart of yours"
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"that you need to express?"
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"This is the shot where you reveal how difficult your life really is."
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"And, go!"
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"Now your motivation is that you're in love with your best friend,"
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"Say what?"
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"- Whaaaaaaaaaat? - What?"
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"Opening yourself up, and expressing what's inside."
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"and run the film fest,"
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"Pal?"
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"Don't worry, bro."
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"Cleo will never take your place as my best friend."
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"Hey, what's this?"
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"You're going to express yourself, Joan."
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"Because it deserves to be."
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"I know what you're after, Joan."
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"But we both know that even an angry woman"
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"Together they are..."
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"Wow. Single tear."
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"Well, all the films are ruined."
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"and will now be seen in widescreen."
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"I'd like to you meet Mr Butlertron."
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"But we had such a wonderful time"
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"Oh Mr B. You've done it again!"
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"so let's just get it over with."
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"Ha-ha ha-ha ha-ha, you love A-abe!"
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"So, I guess things are totally different now."
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"Uh... No?"
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"You see Joan, I was that giraffe."
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"Previously, on a very special Clone High."
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"He's not gay or anything."
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"Let's destroy property to show how much we appreciate the team!"
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"Those loveable scamps!"
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"Now let's talk about yesterday's horrifying shenanigans."
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"I'd like to help."
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"You're talking in a normal indoor speaking voice."
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"Clone of Karen Carpenter thin."
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"It's staring me, and check this out, it's staring you!"
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"- Black and Tan? - Black and Tan!"
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"The Best Of The Best Of The Best Of The Best the Best."
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"Boob-wise."
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"how me."
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"Well, I'll see you guys."
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"Because if I was awake, those cue cards would be written in CALLIGRAPHY!"
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"There is no line right now, you just scream and weep."
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"And go!"
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"Bueno momento, Black and Tan."
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