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Clips from GLOW - Debbie Does Something (S01E01)

"- Keith Bang. - [woman on phone] Where's the beef?"
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"[women laughing over phone]"
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"[phone ringing]"
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"- Got blood alcohol levels? - Phil's checking them."
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"- Hello? - [woman] Hellmann's Mayonnaise."
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"Can you take a survey?"
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"- About mayonnaise? - Yes, about mayonnaise."
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"- I always have time for condiments. - Perfect."
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"Ah."
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"No, I'm quite fastidious about following instructions on the label."
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"[woman speaking indistinctly over phone]"
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"Personal lubricant?"
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"No, I'm not sure I understand..."
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"[laughing]"
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"- Hello, Fujiyama. - [man on phone] Quincy."
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"[Fujiyama] Hang on, Lieutenant, he's right here. Quince, Monahan."
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"- [Quince] Yeah, Lieutenant? - [Monahan on phone] Quincy, I talked to..."
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"Excuse me."
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"We're having some trouble with our TV."
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"Not your problem? We're guests at this hotel."
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"And our TV keeps fuzzing out."
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"[scoffs]"
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"[phone rings]"
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"Wrong number."
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"How do you know that?"
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"[chuckles]"
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"- Is that a joke? - You leave now."
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"[chuckling]"
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"[clears throat] Hello?"
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"Yes, is this Melanie Rosen?"
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"- [Melrose] Yeah. - Melanie Danielle Rosen?"
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"We have your test results."
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"- You have AIDS... in your butt. - [laughing]"
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"Oh, my God."
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"Because I was just in my really good friends Dawn and Stacey's room,"
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"and suddenly, out of nowhere, I started bleeding right out of my butt."
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"And the only way I could get it to stop"
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"Get a life, you fucking hags!"
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"[grumbles]"
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"How does everyone know my fucking real name?"
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"- [Jenny] I don't know. - What are you doing?"
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"Any of you."
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"I gotta get the fuck out of here."
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"We could go out, but we have to be back by ten."
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"- Hi, it's Justine. - Oh, hey. What do you want?"
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"Dude, why do you keep ordering pizza?"
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"♪ I'm lost in admiration Could I need you this much? ♪"
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"♪ You're just, just, just wasting time ♪"
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"Hey."
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"You got black olives this time."
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"Yeah."
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"[Billy] Yeah? Cool."
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"♪ Have you no ambition? ♪"
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""I like the color black"? Ugh, he must think I'm a total fucking poser!"
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"Why can't I talk to him?"
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"[Justine sighs]"
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"I can't order more pizza, I'm out of cash until next Friday."
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"Good thing he wrote his number on the box."
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"[Justine whispering] Whoa."
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"Do you think he actually wants me to call him?"
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"- More! More! More! - Ah!"
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"You wanna take a field trip?"
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"Guess all that extra work paid off, huh?"
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"You can squat."
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"You're so good, now she is so good, and I still suck."
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"Well, Ruth takes it seriously."
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"I had a baby six months ago. My hips are still in the wrong place,"
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"but, you know, I'm here."
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"It's not the workouts."
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"My brother, he once had this promoter"
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"The day of the match, the snake died. Kermit put on a sock puppet."
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"My brother had to wrestle it like it was real."
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"Are we doing a demo?"
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"It's a formality. You guys are just window dressing or..."
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"patio furniture dressing."
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"Oh, here we actually go. Sam!"
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"[clears throat] Girls, I'd like to introduce you to the CEO"
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"Mr. Patrick O'Towne."
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"Ah, I get it."
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"I often wonder what my life would be like"
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"if my name was, I don't know, Francis Ford Coppola."
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"[chuckles]"
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"Speaking of names, how would you like to see Patio Town"
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"plastered across 14 of the most gorgeous ladies"
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"[chuckles] Look, I get it. Lady wrestlers."
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"Women can do anything men do, blah, blah, blah."
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"but it's not gonna help me sell lawn chairs."
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"- I don't understand. Uh, Glen said... - Oh, Glen. Yeah, he's a golf buddy."
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"Hey, enjoy the refreshments."
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"What?"
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"Buddy."
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"You may be selling barbecues to moms, but..."
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"I see a lot of guys here, too."
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"You know what I'm saying, Pat? You catch my drift?"
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"Rhonda, show him what we're talking about."
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"This is my favorite part."
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"[man coughs]"
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"[Ruth] Nyet! Nyet!"
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"[in Russian accent] Stop this disgrace!"
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"[scoffs] Patio Town..."
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"- is disgusting. - [murmuring]"
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"- Should we...? - No."
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"So much quality, so much choices."
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"One store, 50 different types of chair."
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"In Soviet Union, we have one chair."
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"We take turns to sit in him."
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"Boo!"
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"[all booing]"
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"Yeah, boo!"
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"I know why you boo. Because so many cash register."
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"At Patio Town, you never get to stand in line."
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"In Soviet Union, line is like cocktail party."
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"Where else you have conversation and KGB don't hear?"
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"Here we go."
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"[Sam] Yeah, all right."
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"I'm thirsty!"
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"Tell."
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"Can I come?"
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"Holy shit. Carmen, these are good seats!"
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"[heavy metal music playing over speakers]"
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