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Clips from The Simpsons - My Big Fat Geek Wedding (S15E15)

"How's that, Homer?"
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"Mmm-hmm."
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"Oh, God, it's Seymour! What do I say?"
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"You just say..."
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"it's too late. I'm free and loving it, Principal Skinner."
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"Now tell her..."
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"(WHISPERING)"
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"What the... Marge, are you helping her?"
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"where two people lie in bed together with no contact,"
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"whittling away the batteries until they die!"
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"Which are you saying is dead?"
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"Let's just say in an emergency,"
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"Oh, right. To see if I could skip it across Lake Michigan."
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"Ah! Yes. An incredible Hulk melonballer."
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"(ROARING)"
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"I think you did the right thing."
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"Well, I was married once in an online fantasy game."
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"We were thinking of having children,"
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"(GIGGLING)"
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"Stop it, you big kidder."
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"And a family bucket of chicken."
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"We've made it to my car and you haven't left."
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"A new record."
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"And the castrati?"
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"And a one, and a two, and a..."
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"(SINGING) Oh, Edna-K, oh, Edna-K, oh, Edna-K"
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"Oh, please"
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"Settle for Seymour"
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"Well, if it isn't the square in our love triangle."
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"in the many folds of my Spider-Man T-shirt."
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"As for myself, I am popping kettle corn."
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"This can't be happening!"
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"Oh, but it can."
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"Females who will talk to me."
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"Give her back to Skinner!"
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"A fat, bald guy like you, you could have anyone!"
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"Forget you! Edna and I are in love."
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"We're doing everything together."
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"Breakfast, bath,"
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"and then the Bi-Monthly Science Fiction Convention."
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"Enjoy me."
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"Edna's with Comic Book Guy?"
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"Oh, God. She's on the rebound."
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"Okay, we'll go to the convention, sell my Lois Lane comics,"
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"buy some Jimmy Olsens, and stop Edna from making a terrible mistake."
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"Don't worry, Marge. We'll get something to eat."
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"(GRUMBLES)"
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"He's probably in costume. He could be any of these people."
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"They're all too old to be dressed up like super-people."
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"Oh, my goodness. It's Matt Groening!"
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"(DR. HIBBERT CHUCKLING)"
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"Wow! The creator of Futurama!"
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"Sure. I'm happy to give anyone my autograph anytime or anywhere."
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"On the street, in a store or on my private property."
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"But why be happy with just an autograph?"
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"What about an original sketch or snippet of my hair?"
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"And don't forget to pull my beard. They say it's good luck."
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"They're going into Multi-Purpose Room B."
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"That room has a dry erase board!"
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"They could be doing anything in there!"
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"(SPEAKING KLINGON)"
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"ALL: Aw!"
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"Roughly translated it means,"
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"Aw!"
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"That is the most romantic thing I've ever heard."
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"Which is kind of sad if you think about it."
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"(GRUNTING)"
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"Edna, I want you to marry me right here and now!"
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"If you marry me,"
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"Hands off my fiancee, wide ride!"
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"You... They told me it was Catman!"
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"Now prepare for some roughhousing!"
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"(BATTLE DRUMS BEATING)"
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"(BOTH GRUNTING)"
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"Stop it! Stop it, both of you!"
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"Seymour, it's too late for you to win me back."
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"This man worships me. He actually wants to be my husband."
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"Prepare the feast of Goldfish crackers."
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"There are a million valid reasons,"
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"but which one did you pick?"
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"We've had a great time together, but we're too different."
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"It's like I'm DC Comics and you're Marvel."
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"I don't think I want to be tied down to anybody."
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"Okay."
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"You can watch my dad and my brothers beat me up."
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"I'll make you some hot cocoa"
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"Well, at least I went down like a man."
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"Good for you, Mrs. K."
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"Now that Krabappel's made her decision,"
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"Our marriage is just an illusion."
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"He doesn't care how I feel at all. He doesn't know how to love."
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"Marge, the greatest day of my life"
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"was the day you and I became one."
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"Oh, it's very sweet, but I don't need a..."
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"Where's that coming from?"
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"A band in a closet, every girl's dream."
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"And now, Padre, if you would do the honors."
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"(SPEAKING KLINGON)"
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"MARGE: I do."
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"HOMER: Marge, you just agreed to raise the kids Klingon!"
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"Bart Simpson on the mound. The catcher gives him the signal."
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"(WHISTLING)"
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"We'll be honeymooning at Lake Shelbyville Lodge,"
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"We have the same dream, ma'am."
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"(CHUCKLING)"
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"BOTH: Ugh!"
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"Now you'll have someone who'll rub your back"
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"my man,"
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"Right, naked Duff man?"
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"You know I'm not."
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"Seymour, my larval sac fell in the toilet!"
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"I can't marry someone who doesn't want to be with me."
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"Well, in retrospect, I could've been"
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"I spent $15 on those dance lessons. Might as well use them."
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"Yeah, he's crazy all right."
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"The heart?"
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"I'll be there. Will you?"
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"But a relationship can't be all hand-holding and restaurant desserts."
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"If he doesn't have fun, he could easily slip right back into sobriety."
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"Drink or I'll die!"
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