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Clips from The Simpsons - My Big Fat Geek Wedding (S15E15)

Videos 1989 Season 15, Episode 17 4 min ★ 6.4/10 (73 ratings) 427 clips
Short Comedy
(SINGING) The Simpsons
"(SINGING) The Simpsons"
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(TIRES SCREECHING)
"(TIRES SCREECHING)"
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(SCREAMING) (BRAKES SCREECHING)
"(SCREAMING) (BRAKES SCREECHING)"
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Homie, what are you doing?
"Homie, what are you doing?"
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BART: it's the World Series of kickball,
"BART: it's the World Series of kickball,"
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SEYMOUR: And while the school's only ball is being repaired,
"SEYMOUR: And while the school's only ball is being repaired,"
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But I'm not gonna celebrate
"But I'm not gonna celebrate"
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till he's gaffed, gutted, and hanging in my trophy room. Hah!
"till he's gaffed, gutted, and hanging in my trophy room. Hah!"
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All right, we got Sex With an Alligator,
"All right, we got Sex With an Alligator,"
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Screaming Orgasms, and Virgin Screaming Orgasms.
"Screaming Orgasms, and Virgin Screaming Orgasms."
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I'm glad I sent the kids to Grampa's
"I'm glad I sent the kids to Grampa's"
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to protect their innocent minds.
"to protect their innocent minds."
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That flamethrower really toasted their waffles.
"That flamethrower really toasted their waffles."
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Grampa, how do you sleep at night?
"Grampa, how do you sleep at night?"
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(SLURPING NOISILY)
"(SLURPING NOISILY)"
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Homer, this bachelor party seems to have peaked.
"Homer, this bachelor party seems to have peaked."
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(PANTING)
"(PANTING)"
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Here's something I've wanted to say to you for a long time!
"Here's something I've wanted to say to you for a long time!"
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DUFFMAN: Oh, yeah. (DOORBELL RINGS)
"DUFFMAN: Oh, yeah. (DOORBELL RINGS)"
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about loud music and "a strip-da-diddily-dipper."
"about loud music and "a strip-da-diddily-dipper.""
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(UPBEAT MUSIC RESUMES) (ALL CHEERING)
"(UPBEAT MUSIC RESUMES) (ALL CHEERING)"
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(WOMEN CATCALLING)
"(WOMEN CATCALLING)"
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Oh, yeah!
"Oh, yeah!"
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Eddie, Lou, how about a little backup here?
"Eddie, Lou, how about a little backup here?"
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(GULPING)
"(GULPING)"
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Whoa! How many women has he had in that van?
"Whoa! How many women has he had in that van?"
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Oh, yeah.
"Oh, yeah."
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Wussy! Grinch!
"Wussy! Grinch!"
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without being asked.
"without being asked."
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You know, Homer, Edna was bugging me and bugging me to set a date.
"You know, Homer, Edna was bugging me and bugging me to set a date."
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(SLURRING) Homer, Lenny,
"(SLURRING) Homer, Lenny,"
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Marge, guess what? Skinner wants to bail on his wedding!
"Marge, guess what? Skinner wants to bail on his wedding!"
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Homer, you're still talking to me.
"Homer, you're still talking to me."
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(GRUMBLES)
"(GRUMBLES)"
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(MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING)
"(MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING)"
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This is Fat Load. I'd like to request a new code name.
"This is Fat Load. I'd like to request a new code name."
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Okay, Fat Load here.
"Okay, Fat Load here."
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That cloud looks awesome. That rock looks awesome.
"That cloud looks awesome. That rock looks awesome."
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I was thinking it might be time to combine our CD collections.
"I was thinking it might be time to combine our CD collections."
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I don't know, Edna. I'm not quite ready to take that plunge.
"I don't know, Edna. I'm not quite ready to take that plunge."
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why these two should not be wed?
"why these two should not be wed?"
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(SOBBING)
"(SOBBING)"
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Is this corn oil?
"Is this corn oil?"
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She's a he!
"She's a he!"
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So let's move on to the reception and forget this awkwardness
"So let's move on to the reception and forget this awkwardness"
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Principal Skinner, I feel so bad for you.
"Principal Skinner, I feel so bad for you."
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This is so sad.
"This is so sad."
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You mean like Principal Skinner's, which you broke?
"You mean like Principal Skinner's, which you broke?"
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Nelson! I'll see you after class.
"Nelson! I'll see you after class."
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(BELL RINGING)
"(BELL RINGING)"
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No. I'm here to have a little girl talk with Mrs. Krabappel.
"No. I'm here to have a little girl talk with Mrs. Krabappel."
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Oh, passion's for teens and immigrants.
"Oh, passion's for teens and immigrants."
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(SLURRING) Don't worry.
"(SLURRING) Don't worry."
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Wait a minute. I thought you didn't want to get married.
"Wait a minute. I thought you didn't want to get married."
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That was before I missed her smell, her warmth,
"That was before I missed her smell, her warmth,"
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Don't worry, Principal Skinner. Seymour.
"Don't worry, Principal Skinner. Seymour."
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Really? Boy, it sucks to be you. Mmm.
"Really? Boy, it sucks to be you. Mmm."
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We'll go to her house and I'll whisper to you exactly what to say.
"We'll go to her house and I'll whisper to you exactly what to say."
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Okay, just repeat after me,
"Okay, just repeat after me,"
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I wouldn't count on either one!
"I wouldn't count on either one!"
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Homer, Marge, if I could just speak to Edna for a moment...
"Homer, Marge, if I could just speak to Edna for a moment..."
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There's no ring on that finger.
"There's no ring on that finger."
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Oh, why did I take it off?
"Oh, why did I take it off?"
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Well, I'm glad you'll be able to enjoy it.
"Well, I'm glad you'll be able to enjoy it."
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You didn't want your life to turn out like this.
"You didn't want your life to turn out like this."
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Oh, you're cute.
"Oh, you're cute."
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Is there a Mrs. Comic Book Guy?
"Is there a Mrs. Comic Book Guy?"
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but that would have severely drained my power crystals.
"but that would have severely drained my power crystals."
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Yes, "Kidder."
"Yes, "Kidder.""
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Would you like to get some coffee?
"Would you like to get some coffee?"
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String quartet, are you tuned up?
"String quartet, are you tuned up?"
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As tuned as we're gonna get in this humidity.
"As tuned as we're gonna get in this humidity."
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Oh, Edna-K, oh, Edna-K, oh, Edna-K
"Oh, Edna-K, oh, Edna-K, oh, Edna-K"
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Miss Krabappel, a sad principal is desperate and needy
"Miss Krabappel, a sad principal is desperate and needy"
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So please
"So please"
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Come back to the dork
"Come back to the dork"
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I adore Edna.
"I adore Edna."
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She is near mint and comes from a very limited edition.
"She is near mint and comes from a very limited edition."
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The Bi-Mon Sci-Fi Con?
"The Bi-Mon Sci-Fi Con?"
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You've heard of it? Is it romantic?
"You've heard of it? Is it romantic?"
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(SNARLS)
"(SNARLS)"
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And you meet the worst guys on the rebound.
"And you meet the worst guys on the rebound."
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It's how Jackie got her "O."
"It's how Jackie got her "O.""
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I don't see Skinner anywhere.
"I don't see Skinner anywhere."
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Homer, let's just hurry up and go home so I can yell at you.
"Homer, let's just hurry up and go home so I can yell at you."
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Look, there they are!
"Look, there they are!"
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Why are you dressed like Catwoman?
"Why are you dressed like Catwoman?"
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(GASPING)
"(GASPING)"
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(SPEAKING KLINGON)
"(SPEAKING KLINGON)"
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The female has made her decision.
"The female has made her decision."
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I'm not marrying you either.
"I'm not marrying you either."
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I don't understand.
"I don't understand."
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I understand completely.
"I understand completely."
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Take me to some real men.
"Take me to some real men."
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Come back home with Mama, Son.
"Come back home with Mama, Son."
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while you sit in your shame closet and think about what you did.
"while you sit in your shame closet and think about what you did."
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You look like a Malaysian transsexual.
"You look like a Malaysian transsexual."
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Okay, Marge, I hear ya.
"Okay, Marge, I hear ya."
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it's time to whitewash over our problems.
"it's time to whitewash over our problems."
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I'm afraid this time a coat of whitewash won't cover it!
"I'm afraid this time a coat of whitewash won't cover it!"
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(GASPING)
"(GASPING)"
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(WEDDING MARCH PLAYING)
"(WEDDING MARCH PLAYING)"
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English - US - PSDH
"English - US - PSDH"
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We're all out of triple A's so I'm gonna
"We're all out of triple A's so I'm gonna"
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whittle down a couple of these D's.
"whittle down a couple of these D's."
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(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
"(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)"
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I'm gonna sleep on the couch.
"I'm gonna sleep on the couch."
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Mmm-hmm.
"Mmm-hmm."
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And here's the pitch.
"And here's the pitch."
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Oh, my God! I've shredded a child!
"Oh, my God! I've shredded a child!"
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(YELLING)
"(YELLING)"
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Venezuela, here I come!
"Venezuela, here I come!"
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the following alternative sports will be offered.
"the following alternative sports will be offered."
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Dodge-rock, volley-brick and base-game.
"Dodge-rock, volley-brick and base-game."
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NELSON: You're out!
"NELSON: You're out!"
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SEYMOUR: Finally, on a personal note,
"SEYMOUR: Finally, on a personal note,"
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cabin 32, room three.
"cabin 32, room three."
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Way to go, Mrs. K. You finally hooked the Skin-fish.
"Way to go, Mrs. K. You finally hooked the Skin-fish."
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It looks good.
"It looks good."
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(IN A MECHANICAL VOICE) My Bonnie lies over the ocean
"(IN A MECHANICAL VOICE) My Bonnie lies over the ocean"
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