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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Egg Salad Equivalency (S06E06)

"screwing around with anyone."
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"She was just sniffing around your goods"
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"because she was hunting for truffles."
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"Hey, Janine."
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"(chuckles) How are Tom and the kids?"
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"You must be Dr. Hofstadter."
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"Yes, but I think this is all a big misunderstanding."
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"Yeah, yeah, me, too."
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"I didn't do anything."
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"Is that alcohol on your breath?"
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"Howard built a sex robot."
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"That is not true."
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"All I did was build a robot."
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"Did it have six breasts?"
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"(chuckles) I don't notice things like"
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"What are you doing here? Actually, I came"
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"to speak to Mrs. Davis. And I'm a little busy right now."
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"But I came to file a complaint."
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"Yeah, somebody has made me feel uncomfortable in the workplace"
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"by using language of an inappropriate and sexual nature."
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"And who was that?"
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"I-I thought"
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"and I realized I'm deeply offended."
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"Now, be a dear and get me one of those complaint forms."
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"That's it."
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"All of you, in my office now!"
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"And thanks to you, I know better than to ask"
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"And based on your behavior, I don't have to."
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"pointed out to me that..."
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"some of the things I said to you"
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"could be construed as... offensive,"
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"to offer you my sincerest apology."
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"Thank you, Dr. Cooper. Yeah,"
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"additionally, you should know that the university"
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"has mandated that I take"
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"an online sexual harassment seminar"
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"so this sort of thing doesn't happen in the future."
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"Okay. Yeah. Now,"
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"unfortunately, uh, my time is much too valuable"
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"to waste on nonsense like this,"
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"so... um, I'm gonna need you to take it for me."
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"Oh, and, uh, you'd better ace it--"
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"Oh, would you stop worrying about that?"
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"or I could do something about it."
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"So I got a course catalog"
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"at school and looked at some of the science classes."
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"No, it isn't-- they are extremely boring."
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"I mean, how do you not kill yourself, like, every day?"
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"I don't need to be a scientist, I could just look like one."
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"So I bought these."
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"Mm-hmm. I really don't think"
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"that's gonna change-- oh, my God,"
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"I know, right? Watch this."
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"Molecules."
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"To my bedroom, so I can take everything off"
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"and maybe the boots."
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"♪ Math, Science, History, unraveling the mystery ♪"
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"Terrific."
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"Working it? You can't even talk to her."
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"and he loves it."
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"not distracted by your pasty, androgynous brand of sexuality."
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"Sheldon Cooper's Council of Ladies."
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"I'll be changing their names."
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"(groans) I'm gonna kill her."
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"Leonard would never cheat on you."
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"One of them could end up in the backseat of her car."
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"BERNADETTE: Sheldon,"
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"Give me back the T-shirts."
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"Oh, and who's that?"
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"There's string cheese"
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"by making her look at pictures of disease-ridden genitalia."
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"You're a slave."
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"you know, at a certain point in a woman's menstrual cycle..."
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"Well, this is all your fault."
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"How is this my fault? If you weren't"
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"Fine."
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"about the things you said to me yesterday,"
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"if you're menstruating."
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"and I would like"
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"Glasses?"
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"♪ Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state ♪"
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"Sugar Bear and the Honey Nut Cheerio bee,"
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"I believe his name is Buzz."
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"Let's call it an opportunity."
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"This is gonna take a while."
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"That's weird."
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"All right, thank you."
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"Jenga, I win!"
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"they're pretty mad."
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"♪ The autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools ♪"
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"you liked it so much."
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"♪ The Big Bang Theory 6x12 ♪ The Egg Salad Equivalency Original Air Date on January 3, 2013"
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"So, do you have any plans this weekend?"
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"Yeah, he's strutting"
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"Where are we going?"
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"Yes."
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"This conversation is making me uncomfortable."
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"Even you."
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"Although I wouldn't mind if Brown Sugar suspended me."
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"It has been"
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"you look so smart and hot!"
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"on a date last night."
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"Hello."
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"That should be great."
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"where to put this game when we're done."
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"Leonard... We know what's going on, Sheldon!"
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"What did I do?"
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"about somebody flirting with her boyfriend."
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"At least I know not to blab to a girl"
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"he spent two years using university resources"
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"(like William Shatner): Message... received."
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"Okay."
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"♪ That all started with a big bang ♪"
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"♪ Bang! ♪"
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