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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Fetal Kick Catalyst (S10E10)

"I think it's hot."
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"That's right."
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"I'm her change daddy."
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"Wolowitzes are not a lifting people!"
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"Do we really have to sit for hours"
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"like last time."
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"You're gonna feel terrible when I'm in a wheelchair."
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"of this award-winning minivan."
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"You have to admit, it's a pretty smooth ride."
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"I was hoping it'd be quieter."
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"If childbirth is half this bad,"
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"I put on Batman: The Animated Series. Your favorite!"
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"I've been babysitting him"
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"way longer than you have."
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"Fine. I'll buy the stupid van."
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"This is the best blintz I've ever had."
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"It almost makes up for the incredibly awkward turn"
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"things took earlier."
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"No, Stuart, don't."
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"No, I-I consider you and Sheldon like my family,"
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"You have any idea how that feels?"
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"We're so sorry."
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"I'm always the last one anybody thinks of."
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"Well, no, that's not true."
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"I mean, sometimes it's Koothrappali."
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"But we're not supposed to say that 'cause"
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"he's a minority."
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"Bye."
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"I know how it feels, too."
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"Please know that you truly are a valuable member"
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"To Stuart."
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"A fine man,"
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"a good friend and a wonderful guest."
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"Cheers. Filmed before a live studio audience."
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"And that is how a short asthmatic scientist"
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"landed a stone cold fox."
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"but she never looked up."
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"You know, once, I proposed to him."
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"I just wanted to make her work for it."
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"Yeah, that's gonna cost you later."
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"Hang on. Is she just with you because you're rich?"
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"What?! Who are you?!"
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"Do you know what else I love about you?"
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"Hmm?"
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"Thank you for noticing!"
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"No, I mean it. I mean it."
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"It's like you have the soul of a label maker."
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"You know what I love about you?"
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"You never know when two pieces of paper"
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"might temporarily need fastening in the top left corner."
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"I also love how you never use swear words."
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"You know, it turns out,"
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"you can hurt people just as well without 'em."
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"Oh, calm down."
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"No muss, no fuss, not a single cuss."
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"- When is it? - It doesn't matter."
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"That's an actual kick."
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"Ow!"
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"Well, that's so nice."
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"how surprised you are that I'm great at surprises."
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"Well, that's not a surprise at all."
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"I mean, if I knew you were good at surprises,"
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"I'd call it a Fortress of Solitude for babies."
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"But it's the safest crib you can buy."
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"Hey, what's for lunch?"
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"Well, I brought my moneymaker. Let me shake it."
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"I've ever seen in my life."
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"Okay. Who do I make it out to?"
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"Would you like one, Mrs. Petrescu?"
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"TV, good. Now back to you."
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"Thank you!"
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"I'm her husband."
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"No, you're not."
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"groceries in the other, and you're thinking,"
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"Here. Give me those."
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"Yes! Yes!"
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"You know, we'll get the crib out"
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"and you can take it for a test-drive."
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"I came home from work one day and she had taken everything."
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"Oh, this is it."
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"Practice round? For-for what?"
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"you know you're one of our favorite people."
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"Like a river carves a canyon."
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"Oh. Thank you."
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"You know what, I-I think I'm just gonna go."
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"Stuart, wait."
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"I already put away five of these!"
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"Come on! We'll have fun."
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"- Who's that? - Oh, I don't even know."
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"Or possibly penguins. Her English is atrocious."
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"for that Halloween haunted house"
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"I wouldn't even call it a crib."
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"for 15 minutes."
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"can take us to the nearest emergency room."
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"she and I are living here together."
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"You never saw what jumped out at me at the bus station."
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"Oh, we went and did a little shopping for the baby."
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"No, it's a gentle kick; you're doing it wrong."
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"Okay, now, see, you look sincere,"
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"Which, by the way, would fit easily in the back"
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"You're right. It sells itself."
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"you are so screwed!"
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"Maybe I can get a little help putting some of this stuff away."
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"so you might have bought a minivan."
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"and $9.95 for a color."
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"It's got a rearview camera, there's a DVD player--"
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"Oh, is it your back?"
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"I'm warning you,"
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"They're just gonna give you ice and Advil"
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"She makes more money than I do!"
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"and get sad D-list celebrities to appear. Why?"
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"I got asked to sign autographs there."
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"That's awesome!"
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"Yeah, well, if it's a dollar, you're in luck."
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"I would have expected the surprise,"
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"Stuart, this is Bert from the Caltech geology lab,"
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"Are we there yet?! Soon."
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"♪ That all started with a big bang ♪"
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"Keep the change."
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"but your words are completely false."
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