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Clips from Family Guy (1999) - Hefty Shades of Gray (S17E17)

"Oh, wow, she is just riding that guy's belly button."
Family Guy (1999)
"Yep, that's all we had."
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"No, just Friday at 11:45 p.m."
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"And it was free?"
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"Well, what was playing the other 200 hours per week?"
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"Uh, mostly D.A.R.Y.L. The movie D.A.R.Y.L."
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"It was okay."
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"Grandpa, what are you doing here?"
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"Using the bathroom. Where do you keep the nets"
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"that you put on the bottom of guys' balls"
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"to stop 'em from dunking in the water?"
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"- What? - What do you mean, "What?""
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"Where do you keep the nets"
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"that you put on the bottom of guys' balls"
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"What are you doing out here?"
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"Well, now that I've got white hair,"
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"I fix my car in slow motion"
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"I took Zanbrex"
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"till I learned the benefits of once-daily Sanguelto,"
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"When I'm at a multiracial picnic for some reason,"
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"the last thing I want to do is have a stroke."
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"And thanks to once-daily Sanguelto,"
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"I can eat potato salad with chuckling strangers"
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"with the confidence of someone who knows"
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"he's 12% less likely to suffer a stroke recurrence."
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"Thanks to Sanguelto, I can snuggle"
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"with my age-appropriate wife on a blanket"
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"underneath non-holiday-related fireworks."
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"I left her for six weeks back in 2009,"
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"only to realize I was already too old"
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"that would make such a separation worth it."
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"So, here we are, grinding it out"
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"till onef us has that second stroke"
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"that you don't come back from."
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"Well, a lot of kids' first foray into sex"
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"is looking at someone else's porn stash."
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"So, here's a stack of water-stained Playboys"
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"that I found in a locker at the town pool bathroom."
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"Okay, now we're talking."
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"Wait. I'm clicking on this thumbnail,"
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"but the video isn't opening."
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"No, that's a still image."
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"See, you look at them,"
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"and then your brain sort of creates a scene for you."
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"I don't know. I think maybe we should try something else."
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"I think you should give it a shot."
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"the still-unsolved murder of Doris Billingsly,"
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"who never did anything but overcook one dinner"
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"in March of 1962."
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"All right, I got next round."
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"- Hey, Tom, you okay? - She left me."
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"Another sign from the universe that I'll never find love."
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"Hey, come on, pal. There's plenty of fish in the sea."
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"Wow."
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"You're right. There are."
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"a certain... trustworthy quality."
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"You know, we've got an opening"
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"at the station for a senior analyst."
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"I think your white hair would be perfect for it."
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"Wow. Really? What do I do?"
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"You just act like everyone else is an idiot and shout over them."
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"- That way, you can... - Shut up! I get it!"
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"Terrific. Hey, why don't you come down"
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"to the station tomorrow and...?"
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"Wow, this is awesome."
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"I haven't been on TV since I had IBS on The Bachelorette."
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"Derek, I had such a magical weekend."
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"You are truly one of a kind."
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"And that's why I've decided to..."
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"Excuse me. Uh, do-do you know if I'm gonna get a rose?"
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"We're getting to that, Peter."
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"Derek, that's why I've decided to give you this rose."
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"Excuse me."
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"I hate to be a bother, but do you..."
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"do you know if I'll be receiving a rose?"
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"Because if there's, uh, further delay,"
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"I believe something's gonna happen"
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"that will put me out of contention for a rose."
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"Farewell, and thank you"
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"for feeding me champagne and shrimp all day."
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"Reporting live from Quahog Prison,"
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"I'm Joe Horrigan, Channel Five News."
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"Thanks, Joe. Great reporting, terrible eyes."
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"Switching gears now, I'd like to talk"
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"about the crime situation here in Quahog."
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"Joining me now is white-haired contributor Peter Griffin."
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"Peter, what are you hearing about crime in Quahog?"
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"Uh... you know, not much."
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"Not much? Excuse us for one moment."
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"I don't know anything about crime."
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"So? People want to know that bad stuff's going on out there."
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"- You want me to make stuff up? - I don't know."
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"I thought you had white hair."
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"- You're right, I do. - Of course you do."
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"Now, you were talking about crime?"
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"Crime is way up, and you know why?"
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"'Cause of immigrants."
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"I say, as Americans,"
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"we should all take a pledge to kick 'em out."
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"Only pledge I stand for is Lemon Pledge."
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"Peter Griffin, white hair, very credible, thank you so much."
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"Coming up, lost dog comes home..."
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"Peter, that was amazing."
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"I'm the news director here at Channel Five."
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"Wipe a bloody booger under the desk?"
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"No, I'm asking you to join us full-time"
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"to be our permanent senior analyst."
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"Would you excuse me while I step into another room"
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"and celebrate like a girl in a Rom-com who just got good news?"
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"Aah! The Sanguelto!"
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"My blood's thinner than water!"
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"If taking Sanguelto,"
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"please refrain from dancing like in a Rom-com,"
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"as nosebleeds may be permanent."
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"And remember, most drugs are prescribed to you"
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"because a hot girl with a rolling suitcase"
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"gave your doctor a free pen."
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"Peter, what the hell do you think you're doing?"
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"Who says you can just make things up and call them facts?"
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"Tom Tucker did. He kissed me."
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