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Clips from The Jetsons - Millionaire Astro (S01E01)

"Tralfaz?"
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"- You can't take Astro. He's happy here. - Yeah! I'm happy here!"
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"He'll be happier with my fabulously wealthy client."
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"Tralfaz will have the very best."
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"A split-leveI doghouse, heated doggy pooI..."
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"...his own fur-lined fire hydrant."
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"He will live in the lap of luxury."
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"Of course, if that's what Tralfaz... I mean, Astro wants."
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"You don't want any old private swimming pooI, do you, Astro?"
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"You don't want any old lap of luxury, do you?"
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"He stays!"
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"That settles it. Astro and I have our differences..."
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"- ... but he leaves over my dead body! - It may take a court order for that..."
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"- ... but I'll get it. - Fine. In the meantime, buzz off, will you?"
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"I shall return!"
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"I wonder if I made a mistake."
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"What will we do when Mr. Withers returns, George?"
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"Yeah. He'll try to take Astro again."
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"Well, I could make it rough for him and let him take Astro."
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"George, be serious!"
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"Hey, couldn't we just kind of hide Astro?"
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"- Elroy, you're a genius. - I am?"
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"Operation Hide Astro is about to begin."
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"And so while Operation Hide Astro goes into action..."
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"...we go to the modest suburban flat of Mr. J.P. Gottrockets..."
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"...where J.P. awaits the next move in the deadly game of..."
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"...Astro, Astro, Who Gets Astro?"
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"Well, Withers, I presume you found and returned my dog, Tralfaz?"
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"Well, not exactly, Mr. Gottrockets, sir."
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"Not exactly? Now see here, Withers."
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"I didn't get filthy rich by permitting my property to be poached on indiscriminately."
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"Let's see. Should I get a Miami, HonoluIu or Riviera tan today?"
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"You'll pardon my saying so, sir..."
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"...but the dog seems to be happy where he is."
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"I want that dog returned at once, or you'll wind up back on TV night court!"
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"- Is that clear? - Oh, no! Oh, no! Not that, sir! I'll do it!"
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"I'll fight it down to my last billion!"
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"Now get moving! Get a "habeas corpuscle" or something."
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"At once, sir! A what, sir?"
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"- George, do you really think it will work? - Sure it will."
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"With this old jacket and hat, we'll pass him off as our Uncle Charlie."
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"Not a bad fit, huh? Now, remember, Astro, you're Uncle Charlie. You got it?"
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"Like this?"
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"I've got a court order to repossess Tralfaz."
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"It's that mean man!"
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"- George, what will we do? - Quick, Elroy, open the closet."
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"- Astro, you go hide in there. - Okay."
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"Now, remember, don't make a sound, Uncle Charlie."
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"Don't yell!"
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"All set, Dad!"
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"Okay, now, everybody act naturaI."
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"Well, hiya, Mr. Withers. Have you seen Astro?"
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"Don't give me that."
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"I've come for the dog."
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"Where are you hiding Tralfaz?"
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"I tell you, he ran away. Would I lie to you?"
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"But you don't look too bright, so I'll check in the closet."
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"He's gonna find Astro."
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"- Hello. - Oh, that's our Uncle Charlie."
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"He's a little on the eccentric side."
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"What's eccentric?"
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"With a face like that, I'd hide too."
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"Good heavens, what a dog face."
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"Dog?"
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"- Uncle Charlie! - All right!"
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"Oh, don't! No! Uncle Charlie, wait!"
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"My, what a long taiI you have, Uncle Charlie."
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"Excuse me, but did you see a big dog go by here?"
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"- He went that way. - He went that way? Thanks!"
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"Oh, the things I go through for a measly million-dollar retainer fee."
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"Hey! That was Tralfaz!"
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"All right, wise guy, you're coming with me."
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"Quick, George, do something! Here comes that terrible man again!"
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"Elroy, find another hiding place for Astro while I keep that guy from coming back."
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"Where, Dad, where? Where shall I hide him?"
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"How should I know? Put him in the..."
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"There you are!"
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"You know, I think we're carrying this dog-lover bit too far."
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"They've gone right through the window!"
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"There they are on Astro's dogwalk!"
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"It's no use, Tralfaz! I'll track you down like a legaI beagle!"
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"And when I hit this stop button, he'd better be a flying beagle!"
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"Pretty sneaky, Jetson, but I'll be back!"
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"Here it is."
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"Calling my car. Calling my car."
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"Get down here right away. Over."
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"Of all the dumb cars! Where were you when the electronic brains were passed out?"
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"I'm through being reasonable, Jetson. You forced me into this."
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"Okay, so you did. Now, make like the wind and blow!"
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"Very well. But remember, the wind of justice blows an ill window..."
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"- ... for those who deaI in chicanery. - What's that supposed to mean?"
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"It will take a Perry Spacen to save Astro now."
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"The first case is J.P. Gottrockets v. the Jetsons."
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"You may proceed."
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"- Shouldn't we have hired an attorney? - We can't afford one."
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"Well, the Jury-Vac doesn't look too sympathetic."
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"Don't worry. When Astro starts hamming it up, this will be an open-and-shut case."
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"This better be an open-and-shut case, or you'll have an open-and-shut job."
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"Will the plaintiff please take the stand?"
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"Your Honor, my client, the fabulously wealthy Mr. Gottrockets..."
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"...and fitting the description of said animaI, is sufficient and conclusive proof..."
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"...that the dog is the property of said client."
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"We will now hear from the defendant."
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"- You see, Astro has been with us so long... - I object, Your Honor."
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"Objection sustained. That means scram!"
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"Yeah, I'd like to call Astro to the stand."
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"Mr. Astro, will you please take the stand?"
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"Will you tell the truth, the whole truth, et cetera, and like that?"
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"I will."
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"Overruled. The court is not concerned with the personality of the witness."
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"But, Your Honor, he's a reaI dog!"
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"You know, "Bow-wow. Woof, woof, woof," and so forth."
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"Oh, yeah, so he is. Objection sustained."
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"Oh, nuts."
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"The clerk will strike the dog's remark from the records."
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"And the Jury-Vac will disregard the dog's testimony."
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"Now, Elroy, I want you to take your time..."
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"...and tell the court just how you first acquired Astro."
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"Well, you remember, Pop. It all began one day down at the playground."
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"I was playing in the sandbox, looking for mineral deposits."
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