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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Freddy Spaghetti (S02E02)

"because you got drunk and kissed me when we first met."
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"And no pressure, but I do have tonight open."
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"I am so sorry. I'm really busy right now. No problem."
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"That's the guy who likes you, that you're not into."
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"Yeah."
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"I'm a little fragile, and I have a tendency to do some reckless things."
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"I can't stand this government shutdown."
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"I can't stand this budget crisis."
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"But what I can't stand is they're canceling Freddy Spaghetti."
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"You know everything. What should I do about this?"
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"I don't know, Leslie. Why don't you see a movie or go shopping?"
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"Wait a minute. What are you doing? What's happening?"
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"You know, they offered me a buyout, and I took it."
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"And so now, I work for Norton Construction."
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"Sorry. I know I shouldn't have done that."
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"You know, I guess I've been mispronouncing your name all these years."
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"Mark Brendana-quitz."
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"Recently, I had been thinking about maybe leaving this job."
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"But I felt like I needed a sign."
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"And then Ann broke up with me the week that I was going to propose,"
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"the government got shut down,"
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"and yesterday one of those pigeons took a on me."
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"Lucy is here. I'm in my sexy pajamas."
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"I just took four Benadryls to dull my sensitivity."
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"Yes, it is a bad time."
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"You're about to have sex."
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"Why else would Boyz II Men's On Bended Knee be playing right now?"
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"which is don't make it last really long."
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"Ladies don't like that."
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"Okay. Great. Okay?"
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"Are you using protection?"
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"You know what? I'm just going to stay away from all guys right now."
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"Yeah. Less man-time, more Ann-time."
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"Yeah. Yeah."
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"The only guy that I care about right now"
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"is six feet tall with wild, crazy hair"
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"Freddy Spaghetti."
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"Children's concerts aren't a priority these days."
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"You know what is? Sewage."
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"Pawnee's kids are less important than poop tubes."
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"That's the way it is. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait."
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"If all the parks are closed,"
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"why not just have the concert in the lot behind my house?"
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"Ann, you devious bastard."
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"Well, the cow goes "moo" and the pig goes "oink""
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"Well, I've spent the last three hours coming up with a plan."
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"for all the people in the Parks Department to come and join us."
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"I told them to be here by 8:00."
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"Do you think anybody is going to show up?"
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"A, yes. B, even if they don't,"
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"we'll just put the concert on ourselves."
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"But C, yes. Yes, they're definitely going to show up."
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"Although, D, maybe not."
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"for the eventuality that no one..."
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"Hello? Hello?"
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"God bless you, Jerry Gergich!"
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"Wow. I never thought I'd hear those words from you."
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"Hey. April is here. Move, Jerry."
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"April. I didn't think you were going to help."
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"I still might not."
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"Jerry, how do you feel about lifting heavy things?"
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"My doctor just said I should avoid..."
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"Being a wuss? Yes, I agree."
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"So, go out there and get the equipment out of the truck."
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"With current and projected deficits,"
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"we need to cut expenditures by 32%."
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"Let's make it an even 40."
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"That's not necessary."
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"Slash it. Slash it."
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"I am an official member of a task force"
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"dedicated to slashing the city budget."
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"Just saying that gave me a semi."
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"Let somebody turn it into a large gas station or a T.J. Maxx."
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"Ron, that is a very creative idea."
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"But we don't want to sell any of our major assets,"
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"because we don't want to lose out"
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"I hear that. Don't worry. I have tons more ideas."
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"Okay, uh..."
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"So sorry. New ring tone."
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"Don't cut anything without me."
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"Leslie?"
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"I love it enough for both of us."
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"We're going to put on the Freddy Spaghetti concert today, 5:00 on Lot 48."
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"You can't do that."
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"Watch me. We're going to do this, Ron. With or without you."
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"Hammering away."
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"Crank it. Hit it. Needs 16 minutes for premium bounce."
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"Oh, hey, after this, can you go pick up"
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"Freddy Spaghetti in your Mercedes?"
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"We need to give him the star treatment."
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"Hey. Sorry we're late."
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"I had to wait on my girlfriend to finish eating breakfast."
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"Hi. I'm Lucy."
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"Hi. Hey."
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"What were we doing in between? Sex stuff."
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"You guys know Tom really well,"
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"Right."
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"The craziest thing is it's, like, super loud."
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"You know what I mean? I was on it for only five minutes,"
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"and I can't really hear anything. Am I talking loud right now?"
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"Yeah. April! Hey! Excuse me."
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"I called you a gajillion times. Why didn't you call me back?"
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"I'm so sorry. I was too busy not wanting to talk to you."
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"Huh? Jerry, what are you doing?"
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"Leslie asked me to post these around the neighborhood."
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"I'll do it. Really? Wow."
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"You want some help with that?"
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"Okay, let's talk about Parks and Rec."
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"This one is a little complicated."
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"I know what will loosen up our brains."
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"Massage train."
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"And I know what you're thinking."
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"It's not that I want a massage."
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"And Ron Swanson is the locomotive."
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"And thanks to Ron, the services budget"
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"has already been cut significantly."
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"So, seems like the best option is job cuts."
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"Starting with Leslie Knope."
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"No, no, no, no, no."
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"If you fire Leslie, you might as well"
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