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Clips from The Simpsons - Little Big Girl (S18E18)

"Wow, a mint condition Hippie Hulk from 1968!"
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"Tune in, turn on, Hulk out!"
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"Hey, hey, LBJ, how many pants you rip today?"
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"Gonna rock, gonna rock around the clock tonight."
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"You look kinda young."
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"but they gave me medicine for it and I took too much."
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"That's cool. I'm Darcy."
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"I'm Bart Simpson, who the hell are you?"
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"Oh, right. Darcy."
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"Bart! This is a matter of life and death."
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"What is the difference between ketchup and catsup?"
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"in this abandoned sawmill?"
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"Lighten up, baby."
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"There hasn't been a murder here in ten years."
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"Ten years tonight."
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"Hey, what are you gonna do with that chainsaw, dork?"
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"I really like you, Bart."
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"That is such a girl thing to say."
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"So, Doctor, was it all a dream."
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"- What?! - Why not?"
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"We've made out."
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"if you have no intention of marrying them."
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"I mean, you're not a jerk, right?"
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"- No, I'm not, but... - Then it's settled."
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"Oh, man, I must be the first guy who was ever pressured"
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"into marriage."
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"Look, Darcy, I like you. I really do. It's just..."
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"- I'm only ten years old. - Wha?!"
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"Bart, I've been keeping a secret from you, too."
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"I'm pregnant"
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"- I'm going to be a father?! - What?! No!"
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"You couldn't be the father. We never got close to that."
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"But we kissed and held hands at the same time."
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"Wow, you really are ten."
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"I thought you were just kind of stupid."
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"Look, if I'm not the father, then who is?"
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"He's long gone, back to Norwegia."
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"I wanted you to marry me so my baby would have a dad."
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"I'm very religious that way."
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"How religious can you be if you're pregnant?"
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"Marrying you was my only hope."
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"When my parents find out, they're gonna kill me."
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"Look, Darcy, maybe there's still a way we can get married."
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"How? You're just a kid!"
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"Maybe I shouldn't be telling you this,"
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"but there is a state where the marriage laws are a little looser."
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"- Utah. - Utah?"
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"Home of America's most powerful weirdos?"
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"Our lives could be so wonderful there."
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"Oh, Bart."
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"You are an extreme husband and an extreme father."
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"Awesome!"
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"The people of my tribe lived in harmony with the land."
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"Eating mock buffalo steaks made from peaceful turnip roots,"
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"uh, dignity..."
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"Corn god..."
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"I'm sorry, I can't do this! I made it all !"
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"I took the name from my microwave."
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"But surely you can forgive a little girl who..."
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"Wait, wait."
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"Although she is not one of our people,"
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"And who can blame her for wanting to be one of us?"
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"We have a noble heritage and cheekbones to die for."
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"- I'm Japanese. - Well, I'm an Aborigine."
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"I'm two midgets in a costume."
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"What?"
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"Not you, Fibbing Bear?!"
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"You know, my great-great grandmother was an Indian."
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"I guess I should've mentioned that before, huh?"
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"I bet they sell them in Utah."
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"Hey, I finally get that joke."
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"I just found this note in Bart's room."
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""Dear Mom and Dad, me and my girlfriend Darcy"
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"have gone to Utah to get married."
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"FYI: she's pregnant.""
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"Simpson men get the job done."
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"It's a tragedy, a real tragedy."
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"I mean, what kind of tramp gets knocked up before she's even married?"
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"I mean in this day and age, when the link between sex"
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"in Scientific American, where..."
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"Okay, we can trace where the kids are by the charges they made on your card."
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"In Colorado, they charged $200 worth of bubble gum."
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"Actually, that was me."
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"Why would I go to Utah?"
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"I love booze, caffeine and monogamy."
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"Then that must be it."
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"Oops! Sorry for the spoiler."
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"So how many brides will you be marrying today, Mr. Simpson?"
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"- Just one. - What are you, gay?"
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"Well, maybe I found someone else to do it for me."
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"I don't care how young he is,"
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"Utah karate!"
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"Dad, lay off the Bartman."
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"He's not the father."
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"Ashamed? I'm thrilled..."
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"because I'm gonna have a baby, too!"
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"We can lie to the neighbors and tell them they're twins."
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"Awesome idea, Dad."
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"I guess this is the end for us, Bart."
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"Thanks for everything."
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"Darcy, in 50 years,"
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"you might see me walking down the street and you'll wonder,"
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""Is that Bart?" And I'll go..."
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"You know, I thought Darcy and I would be like a real married couple."
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"Instead we just ended up fighting all the time."
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"Yeah, how 'bout that?"
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"I was kind of looking forward to being a dad."
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"Son, one day you're going to be a great father."
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"- And someday you'll be one, too. - Thanks, boy."
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"Hey, for old time's sake,"
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"you want to drive me around while I sing"
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"You got it."
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"Twinkle, twinkle Little star"
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"How I wonder what you are"
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"Transcript : Raceman Synchro : Job22, Daffy"
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"The Simpsons 18x012 (JABF04) - Little Big Girl -"
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"Cool!"
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"Wait. Is it wrong for me"
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"Why? You're not helping me."
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"Pull alongside."
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