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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Zazzy Substitution (S04E04)

"Ah."
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"I think Sheldon really misses Amy."
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"- He got a cat to keep him company. - You're kidding."
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"He takes it everywhere. To bed, to the bathroom."
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"He takes the kitty to the potty?"
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"I thought we discussed the P-word."
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"Don't try to change me, dude. I am what I am."
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"- Oh, gentlemen. - Hey."
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"Aren't you gonna introduce us to your little friend?"
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"My apologies. Raj, Howard, I'd like you to meet Dr. Robert Oppenheimer."
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"- Hello. - Hi."
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"Now, if you'll excuse me, the father of the atomic bomb..."
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"...wants a saucer of milk."
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"Okay, I get it. We're worried about Sheldon."
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"Yeah."
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"Hey. Oh, no."
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"Robert Oppenheimer was lonely."
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"So you decided to get the whole Manhattan Project?"
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"Yes. This is Enrico Fermi, Richard Feynman..."
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"...Edward Teller, Otto Frisch."
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"- Zazzles. - Zazzles?"
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"I was going to name him Hermann von Helmholtz..."
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"...but he's so zazzy."
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"- Okay, we need to talk. - About what?"
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"Cats, Sheldon."
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"You're clearly upset about Amy being gone..."
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"...and you're trying to replace her with cats."
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"- Clowder. - What?"
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"- Group of cats is a clowder or a glaring. - Okay, yeah..."
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"It's the kind of thing you ought to know now that we have one."
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"Terrific. My point is, you need to face up to what you're feeling with this breakup."
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"It wasn't a breakup. A breakup would imply that Amy was..."
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"Okay, I got it. She's not your girlfriend."
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"Now, listen to me. I know about loneliness."
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"When I broke up with Penny, I got back into my cello..."
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"I got those weightlifting gloves and that five-pound dumbbell."
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"You didn't break up, she dumped you."
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"She didn't dump me. It was mutual."
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"- I was there. She dumped you. - Okay, fine."
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"Live with cats. Be like my Aunt Nancy. She had dozens of them."
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"And you know what happened after she died? They ate her."
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"You don't have to sell me on cats, Leonard. I'm already a fan."
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"All right, fellas, who's in the mood for Fancy Feast?"
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"Well, that's not fancy at all."
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"Hi, Mrs. Cooper. Thanks for coming."
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"- Where is he? - He's in his bedroom."
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"Now, when you said on the phone "he broke up with a girl"..."
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"...you meant an actual girl..."
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"No, no. It's not like that. It's, uh..."
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"I don't know it's like."
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"There is something I should prepare you for."
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"Oh, relax, Leonard, I have raised that boy."
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"I've seen him at his best, seen him at his worst."
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"There's nothing he can do that'll surprise me."
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"Hold on to that thought."
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"Come in."
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"Surprise."
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"Mom, what an unexpected pleasure."
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"My, my, that's a powerful smell."
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"I'd like you to meet Oppenheimer, Frisch, Panofsky, Feynman, Weisskopf..."
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"Yeah, I get it. You got a lot of cats..."
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"...and you gave them cute Jewish names."
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"- What are you doing here? - Leonard called."
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"He said that you were pining for a young lady."
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"Oh, that's preposterous. I'm not pining over anyone."
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"Oh, lamb chop, we can quibble what to call it..."
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"I do not agree."
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"Cats make wonderful companions."
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"They don't argue or question my intellectual authority."
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"And this little guy here, I think you'll find to be quite zazzy."
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"- You should have called sooner. - Yeah."
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"Shelly. Dinner's ready."
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"- Coming. - No cats."
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"Aw."
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"- What is she doing here? - I called her."
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"Your mother thinks you might be losing your mind over me."
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"As a neurobiologist, I was curious."
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"Well, rest assured, I am in full possession of my faculties."
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"Twenty-five cats!"
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"Oh."
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"God bless you, dear."
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"Sheldon, sit down. Let's talk."
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"You're not fooling me. Whenever you say we have to talk..."
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"...it means you want me to listen."
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"- Then stop talking. - Yes, ma'am."
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"...was to find out what type of person she is."
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"And after chatting a bit..."
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"...I have to say that while she is a perfectly unique young woman..."
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"...you two are definitely not suited for each other."
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"By any standard, Amy is more similar to me..."
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"...than anyone I've ever met."
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"Oh, I'm sorry, Shelly, I can't see it."
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"I can't see subatomic particles, but nevertheless, they're there."
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"- Excellent point. - A physics point."
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"Well, putting aside the pig Latin..."
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"...it's a good that you decided to end the relationship..."
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"...so I didn't have to end it for you."
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"Amy, after consideration, I believe we may have acted rashly."
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"I propose we resume our relationship and attempt to resolve our differences."
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"Only if you stipulate..."
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"Done."
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"You understand we deal with the fact that my mother does not approve?"
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"I find being cast in the role of bad girl oddly titillating."
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"- Would you like to see my cats? - I would."
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"I love cats. They're the epitome of indifference."
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"Ah. Then you may find Zazzles a little cloying."
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"I saw what you did there."
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"He thinks he's such a smarty pants, he's no different from any man."
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"Tell them not to do something, that's all they wanna do."
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"If I hadn't told my brother Stumpy not to clear the wood chipper by hand..."
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"...we'd still be calling him Edward."
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"No, no, no, I can do it."
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"Well, isn't that sweet?"
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"Thank you, Amy."
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"Here's your cat."
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"And here's your $20."
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"Next."
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"Thank you, Amy. Here's your cat."
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"And here's your $20."
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"So this is nice. First time we've all gotten together to eat."
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