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Clips from iZombie - Brother, Can You Spare a Brain? (S01E01)

"Mmm-hmm."
iZombie
"Three and a half hours is a pretty long time for dinner."
iZombie
"And how close are you and Lola?"
iZombie
"Very close."
iZombie
"She's one of my dearest friends."
iZombie
"She's totally devoted to Javier."
iZombie
"dalliances outside of the marriage."
iZombie
"With whom?"
iZombie
"Javier was her entire universe."
iZombie
"He was a brilliant artist."
iZombie
"You know, instead of grilling his friend,"
iZombie
"maybe take a look at one of the countless jilted boyfriends"
iZombie
"of the girls Javier slept with."
iZombie
"Now, are you going to answer my question"
iZombie
"or do I need to go get a ruler?"
iZombie
"Thank you."
iZombie
"Well, when you finish, I'll send it out to the boat massacre survivors."
iZombie
"Why do we own this?"
iZombie
"Because we saw it in the check-out line"
iZombie
"at Home, Hearth and Everything Else"
iZombie
"and it had the same color blue as our pillows."
iZombie
"It's horrible."
iZombie
"Since when did you become an art critic?"
iZombie
"when we race-walked through the Louvre"
iZombie
"because it was raining and we wanted to do some cardio."
iZombie
"That's so awful."
iZombie
"No, it wasn't awful. It was fun."
iZombie
"a fear of pigeons, kleptomania..."
iZombie
"I'm not just drawn to beauty,"
iZombie
"I want to possess it, make love to it."
iZombie
"I walk into a room and I see everything."
iZombie
"Your skin and hair being the color of chalk,"
iZombie
"that isn't a style choice, right?"
iZombie
"It isn't."
iZombie
"Oh."
iZombie
"So."
iZombie
"What do you want with me?"
iZombie
"I wanted to meet you."
iZombie
"chasing a man through an alley."
iZombie
"He was killed in a DUI accident, wound up here."
iZombie
"Until the vision, I thought I was the only one."
iZombie
"Yeah, until, like, three seconds ago, so did I."
iZombie
"Well, how do you get your brains?"
iZombie
"Oh, I get mine the hardest way possible."
iZombie
"I grave-rob."
iZombie
"Super fun."
iZombie
"I should have gone into medicine."
iZombie
"Look at this."
iZombie
"Oh, uh..."
iZombie
"That guy you saw me chase in the vision?"
iZombie
"He tried to mug me, just so you know."
iZombie
"He came at me, so I raged out or whatever."
iZombie
"What are you calling that, by the way?"
iZombie
"The big turn?"
iZombie
"It's not like I've been mentioning it in conversation,"
iZombie
"I guess I call it zombie mode."
iZombie
"Really? Aren't we already kind of in zombie mode?"
iZombie
"Well, actually, I call it full-on zombie mode."
iZombie
"Huh."
iZombie
"and, yeah..."
iZombie
"Before I knew it, sirens were blaring"
iZombie
"and I'm still about to crack this guy's head open for just the tiniest taste of brain,"
iZombie
"That it is."
iZombie
"It's the consistency that kills me."
iZombie
"Is it metallic? I don't even know."
iZombie
"and I almost cried."
iZombie
"I miss food so much."
iZombie
"I miss so many things."
iZombie
"Who knew death would be this isolating, right?"
iZombie
"Thrilled to have you here."
iZombie
"And if you haven't used the facilities yet,"
iZombie
"a urine sample would be lovely."
iZombie
"Granted I was super high the night of the boat party."
iZombie
"I'll drop trou if you think you can cure this."
iZombie
"So how did you become a zombie?"
iZombie
"You tried to sell me Utopium, smacked my ass,"
iZombie
"I can't even..."
iZombie
"- Are you sure it was me? - Yes."
iZombie
"Because things must've been pretty crazy that night."
iZombie
"I swear to God, if I wasn't 95% sure I would survive,"
iZombie
"I'm so sorry."
iZombie
"JAVIER: Calm down, now."
iZombie
"There's something I gotta take care of."
iZombie
"You should get going."
iZombie
"Oh, Liv, I can finish up."
iZombie
"Ah!"
iZombie
"Excuse me."
iZombie
"A jealous boyfriend, huh?"
iZombie
"Artie may have been trying to deflect attention away from himself,"
iZombie
"but it's a lead worth following up."
iZombie
"The one with the gleaming crystal eyes"
iZombie
"How about you just tell me what color shirt he's wearing?"
iZombie
"How did that happen?"
iZombie
"How tall are you, Mr. Rivera?"
iZombie
"When did you first learn about..."
iZombie
"'cause those cheekbones..."
iZombie
"Miss Moore!"
iZombie
"Oh. Sorry."
iZombie
"I'm a quarter Cherokee."
iZombie
"When did you first learn about your girlfriend and Javier?"
iZombie
"And I don't remember."
iZombie
"You don't remember discovering your girlfriend cheating on you?"
iZombie
"Javier dumped her a few months ago for a younger version."
iZombie
"Someone who'll bang his best friend's 18-year-old daughter."
iZombie
"Artie?"
iZombie
"Yeah. Becca."
iZombie
"But you didn't hear it from me."
iZombie
"I need something in the win column today."
iZombie
"Buying somebody a drink doesn't seem like much of an accomplishment."
iZombie
"What brings you here to drink alone"
iZombie
"Let's just say life takes some surprising turns."
iZombie
"as she swipes through tinder,"
iZombie
"(KNOCKING ON DOOR)"
iZombie
"Come on in."
iZombie
"(JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO)"
iZombie
"Um..."
iZombie
"Hey, pod person who's taken over Liv's body,"
iZombie
"you really should've done some homework"
iZombie
"because no one is going to buy this."
iZombie
"Sorry. I was kind of in the zone or something."
iZombie
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