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Clips from iZombie - Brother, Can You Spare a Brain? (S01E01)

"but brain eating has side effects."
iZombie
"I work with a detective who thinks I'm a psychic"
iZombie
"Lola!"
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"Cause of death..."
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"Javier Abano?"
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"Hint, she eats brains."
iZombie
"I particularly enjoy the one"
iZombie
"Overshare, right?"
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"Got anything for me?"
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"Well..."
iZombie
"It's a straight shot from the orbital cavity"
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"Like pushing an off button."
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"Well, stabbing an off button"
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"You think it was that sobbing woman"
iZombie
"crumbling to pieces on the patio?"
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"Unless the wife is the dead one."
iZombie
"so we can expedite things."
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"Detective,"
iZombie
"we're going to have to remove the paint brush in order to get him in the bag, so..."
iZombie
"This fake psychic thing"
iZombie
"is going to bite me in the ass when he starts asking me for lottery numbers."
iZombie
"This is my contribution to society."
iZombie
"Thanks for leaving that behind, by the way."
iZombie
"Oh, and this..."
iZombie
"There is nothing more annoying than an entitled chick in a skater dress."
iZombie
"Should I not be here?"
iZombie
"I, uh, I also have an entire closet full of engagement gifts,"
iZombie
"other than the panini press which I have already used and broken,"
iZombie
"I'll, uh, I'll drop it off this week."
iZombie
"I've searched Instagram accounts of survivors,"
iZombie
"I've been through all the photos on the Facebook pages of everyone"
iZombie
"Maybe you should take a break."
iZombie
"doing drop-bys."
iZombie
"(BREATHING HEAVILY)"
iZombie
"'Cause I didn't understand it either."
iZombie
"They were on top of it."
iZombie
"and the way she moved..."
iZombie
"then someone came in that you didn't see,"
iZombie
"and no vital details."
iZombie
"Like I said, it's always the spouse."
iZombie
"I'm going to take off."
iZombie
"Sounds like you were at the mercy of it as well."
iZombie
"would be like"
iZombie
"Javier never wanted any."
iZombie
"His paintings were his babies."
iZombie
"How is it incriminating to say she didn't care who he slept with?"
iZombie
"Of course, I might've been paying closer attention than you."
iZombie
"- (CELL PHONE VIBRATING) - Plus, it's always the spouse."
iZombie
"The paintbrush/murder weapon"
iZombie
"was thrust into Mr. Abano's eye socket"
iZombie
"I'm being totally serious now."
iZombie
"can you ask her where she got them?"
iZombie
"This is Jimmy."
iZombie
"Well, I mentioned your issue trying to locate"
iZombie
"I'd be married today if those subway doors didn't close"
iZombie
"In that they seemed to be working"
iZombie
"I think the nose needs to be more alert."
iZombie
"like a sand hill."
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"But with an alertness."
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"You need to see the foundation."
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"Oh. The foundation."
iZombie
"Okay."
iZombie
"Not really. (CHUCKLES)"
iZombie
"We spent a big chunk of the time waiting for Javier to show."
iZombie
"I'm not just Javier's art dealer."
iZombie
"Sorry, I'm having trouble processing that."
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"Lola loved him unconditionally,"
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"Oh, I was a huge fan."
iZombie
"Not a great husband."
iZombie
"In elementary school,"
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"I could barely trace my hand to draw a Turkey."
iZombie
"I've inherited things like"
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"A couple scoops of Javier's brain in a microwave pizza roll"
iZombie
"Heard you were looking for me."
iZombie
"but it's totally my new profile pic."
iZombie
"Because?"
iZombie
"I ate his brain."
iZombie
"Getting your brains on the job. That's well-played."
iZombie
"but I think of it as raging out."
iZombie
"So, is raging out at all interesting to you, or..."
iZombie
"You know what, never mind. It doesn't matter."
iZombie
"Uh, the guy tried to mug me, and I went into full-on zombie mode"
iZombie
"which is the single most disgusting thing a person can eat."
iZombie
"You really nailed the historic chin."
iZombie
"I have zero clue as to how this happened to me."
iZombie
"It is so crazy to be talking about this."
iZombie
"Would you mind if I check inside your ears?"
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"and went all rage zombie and clawed my forearm."
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"Oh, my God."
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"I would be..."
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"Now I've ruined something you love."
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"Did you just..."
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"Where'd you go?"
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"Fair enough."
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"It wasn't Lola who caught Javier and Tasha fooling around."
iZombie
"LIV: There he is. Tasha's ex."
iZombie
"and the mouth that looks like it just finished eating a peach."
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"Cerulean."
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"I was at home. Alone."
iZombie
"Do I need to ask you to leave?"
iZombie
"I don't like to dwell on things."
iZombie
"His manager's daughter?"
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"It's a not-too-well-kept secret around the art community."
iZombie
"So... (CLEARS THROAT)"
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"that my life would be like it is today,"
iZombie
"Because I am lonely as hell and the idea of trying"
iZombie
"to have a conversation with some 25-year-old"
iZombie
"Well, there's no reason why we can't have a nice chat."
iZombie
"I would literally be less surprised to come in here"
iZombie
"This coming from the girl who said"
iZombie
"Is that who this is? I am loving him."
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"You're what?"
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"and you'd rather listen to someone dropping cutlery."
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"to a degree."
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"You're amazing."
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"because that's kind of where I am right now."
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"You understand why I'm not ready to kiss and make up, right?"
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"I turned you into a zombie,"
iZombie
"who were apparently the only kind of people in my life,"
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"All right."
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