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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Dawn of the Peck (S05E05)

"I just wanted to see the turkeys."
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"I worked on a turkey ranch one summer, when I was 14."
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"I learned a lot about life."
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"And a lot about turkey feces."
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"Sounds like a magical summer, Teddy."
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"Now let's hit the rides!"
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"We're not gonna get whiplash just standing here!"
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"Good luck, Mom."
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"(gasps) What? Yeah."
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"But Bob loves Thanksgiving."
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"I know. He's mad"
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"that we all wanted to come here instead of sitting"
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"around on the couch all day, waiting for food."
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"time to get nachos before we start."
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"and then the Bruise Cruise."
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"But, Gene, they closed it, remember?"
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"Oh, right."
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"Scramble Pan it is!"
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"This is... great?"
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"Have all the turkeys been fed?"
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"We aren't going to have a repeat"
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"of the unfortunate finger nibbling incident?"
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"No, Calvin. The turkeys are fine."
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"And the geese. "Geese"?"
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"You had one thing to do!"
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"Oh, I'm sorry I let you down again"
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"by buying a bunch of dangerous birds that..."
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"(amplified): (gasps) Oh, my God!"
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"- Hi! - Oh, ho!"
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"I hope you all enjoyed those Thanksgiving jokes"
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"(both laugh uncomfortably)"
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"A little light Thanksgiving humor."
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"Oh, I love humor. I do love to laugh!"
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"Now, on behalf of myself and my brother Calvin,"
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"Is everybody ready"
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"for some poultry in motion?"
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"Those birds don't sound right."
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"are divorced, I gotta have two dinners,"
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"so I'm trying to make myself throw up breakfast."
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"One time I had two dinners"
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"because Ollie was too sick to eat his."
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"I had malaria!"
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"Let's quit yakkin' and get crackin'!"
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"Mickey, come on, let's do this!"
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"Set it to maximum!"
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"Okay, hold onto your heads like this"
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"so your necks won't break!"
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"And now, the beginning of a new Thanksgiving tradition"
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"that's fun for the whole family."
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"go!"
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"Linda! Run! Run!"
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"Oh, ah, no! Birds! Birds! Birds! Birds!"
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"(Linda grunting)"
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"What...? What happened?"
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"It's a fun mirror."
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"Linda, it's me, Teddy! From your town!"
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"but you got knocked out by this freaky one-eyed cyclops turkey."
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"- Whoa! How long have I been out? - A lot's changed."
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"but eventually we might have to do just that."
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"But I'm a vegan! Aah!"
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"LOUISE: Ugh! I can't believe Mickey left us here!"
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"Those birds are getting awfully close."
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"I hope they don't have tickets for this ride!"
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"We got to get off this thing. Andy, Ollie, you seem"
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"Yeah! I tried shrimp at my aunt's house!"
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"We travelled through time!"
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"I guess I'll give it a whirl."
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"(grunting) ...whoa!"
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"That really makes you think."
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"This is great."
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"Don't have to keep"
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"getting up to baste."
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"Baste not, want not."
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"You get it?"
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"I don't have to storm the Baste-ille."
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"The Bastille, and I said "Baste-ille.""
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"Oh."
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"where today's Turkey Trot"
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"turned into turkey terror."
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"What exactly happened in there today?"
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"I assure you it wasn't that bad, really."
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"I mean, people overreacted, that's all."
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"They tried to kill us! (grunting)"
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"Hey! That man is clearly insane."
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"So, you closed the gates to keep the birds in?"
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"That's right. Their wings are clipped. Mm-hmm."
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"That means that they're contained."
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"But what about the people?"
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"No, that would be a PR nightmare."
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"Which we are not having today."
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"A fun one that spins in."
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"(whooshing)"
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"Total success!"
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"Okay. Well, that went well."
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"Should we go home for dinner?"
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"- Yes, I am starving. - Yeah."
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"Did everyone get out, by the way?"
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"- Uh... no. No, no. - Ooh."
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"so I don't think so. (laughs)"
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"But who's gonna believe them, right?"
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"Oh, ooh, we're still recording!"
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"Oh... well."
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"Where'd they come from, poultry prison?"
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"Their pecking order's all messed up."
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"What? "Pecking order"? What are you talking about?"
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"who can peck everyone, then the guy below him"
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"Oh, that's terrible-- it's like"
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"the ladies on The View."
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"They're pecking everything! It's chaos!"
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"Well, we still got to go find the kids."
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"Let's just tiptoe past them. Ready?"
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"Oh, God, he hates me!"
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"They were keeping them with other birds."
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"MICKEY (over P.A.): They're on the Scramble Pan."
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"Oh, my God! The birds have learned to talk!"
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"No, no!"
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"- It's me, Mickey. - Mickey? Mickey?!"
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"What? I-I can't hear you."
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"- I said the... - Turn on your microphone."
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"- What? - Here."
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