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Clips from The Simpsons - Blazed and Confused (S26E26)

"Look at me. I'm Bart."
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"It's not Bart's fault that his haircut looks so stupid."
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"I didn't know that a teacher could cut kids' hair."
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"It never makes a difference,"
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"and then the teachers give us stink-eye"
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"during the school fairs."
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"Well, if he's gonna get a haircut,"
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"Well, anyway, Bart,"
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"you'll cheer up on our camping trip this weekend."
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"Oh, uh, you told me not to do it a year ago. Remember?"
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"I don't remember that."
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"You're right. No one can be expected"
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"to remember something from a year ago."
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"Excuse me, but grass is poking through."
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"Why do I ever put you in charge Parking lot!"
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"Poking through!"
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"My biggest sin is that I dare to hope."
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"The pork chops look traumatized."
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"The mashed potatoes can't stand to watch."
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"Even the children seem upset."
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"So what do you say, Marge?"
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"And I want you to believe me, too."
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"Isn't it great how much we agree?"
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"Hello?"
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"Hello? Is everything okay?"
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"Excuse me, you ruined my report."
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"Fine. You got an "A.""
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"You might fool some people, El Barto, but not me."
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"Even I think this is too far."
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"I just need to get to 60%."
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"Now, The Hobbit taught us"
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"that New Zealand's beautiful landscapes"
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"add up to a filmmaker's paradise."
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"For more information, visit www.nzfilmhere.nz."
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"Ach! Wrong order!"
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"You seem lonely and kind of weird."
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"You left out "single.""
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"Mind if I heat up some goulash?"
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"Let's continue this online."
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"When Lassen friends her, we'll know everything about him."
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"You're lying about your identity?"
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"Look, I really need a campsite."
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"Sorry, reservations are a year in advance."
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"What about Mosquito Cove? Booked."
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"Skunk Canyon? Booked every year since 2003."
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"Ooh, how about the campsite where the guy in the hockey mask"
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"Sir, that's a movie."
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"742 Evergreen Terrace."
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"Looking for a place for my kids and me."
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"And my pretty, pretty wife."
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"Maybe I am. So?"
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"Now, give me your lunch money."
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"It says these were taken at Blazing Guy."
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"Do you want to make your home in a self-sustaining city"
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"the chosen one, or Ignis,"
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"in conjunction with Duraflame,"
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"is very pleased to announce"
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"I'll get revenge for him making me into this."
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"I'm lucky. I look just like my mom."
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"Gosh, that was a hard sleeping bag to roll up."
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"Those were your father's sweatpants."
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"I have a confession to make about this trip."
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"Hmm? Once again,"
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"It'll keep happening till one day"
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"I create a mess so enormous it can't be cleaned up."
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"♪ A-camping we will go ♪"
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"♪ But where? I still don't know ♪"
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"♪ A place that's filled with sun and sand ♪"
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"♪ A desert steampunk Disneyland ♪"
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"♪ Keep expectations low... ♪"
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"Hmm."
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"Oh."
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"All camping is pointless."
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"Uh, listen here, Desert Arnaz."
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"Homer Simpson knows how to pitch a tent."
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"Hey man, can I bum a tent?"
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"You seem stressed."
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"Ah. Thank you, Miss, um..."
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"Aw, let me get a picture of that."
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"Oh, too bad he's missing this."
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"Oh, a drum circle."
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"Uh... can I help you, freak?"
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"No."
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"put it online, say it was him."
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"This place is great."
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"Just have to avoid these inseam-high cactuses."
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"Oh. Are you Mr. Clean?"
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"Compared to the rest of these people, yeah."
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"So give the Tooth Fairy my forwarding address,"
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"'cause it's pretty loose."
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"About time. It's the only phone."
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"And I'm gonna wreck it."
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"Because he scarred me forever."
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"So full and lush."
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"Mmm."
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"all the wrinkles in my brain."
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"Fire retardant?"
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"What good is an Ignis who can't blaze the guy?"
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"Hideous."
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"It's too bad I'm just an illusion."
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"Just like I planned."
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"Get the job done."
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"Strip him of his nudity."
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"You."
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"Maybe we won't have Blazing Guy,"
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"but we can still have..."
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"and hold him for five days."
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"No."
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"Hey, listen, we should probably get home."
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"My dad forgot to bring water."
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"So where do you go from here?"
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"A partner? Intriguing. Who gets to gut him"
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"I assumed we'd take turns."
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"We are here for the annual Dance of the Lemons,"
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"from Springfield Elementary, going to West Springfield,"
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"Is he stingy with the pumpkin stickers?"
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"Well, I could do five minutes on your pathetic vest"
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"Oh!"
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"What are you gonna do to him?"
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"Smellson? I prayed no one would ever think of that!"
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