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Clips from 30 Rock - Episode 210 (S02E02)

"There is an 8:00 showing of "Fred Claus.""
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"Okay. Well, you were gonna help me go over my finances."
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"I am two payments away from owning my bike."
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"She's C.C.'s favorite singer."
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"Um, okay."
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"And now she's my favorite singer."
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"Wanting someone to actually be a part of your life,"
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"Buy real estate. That's the best investment there is."
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"Real estate? No. That's something you do"
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"Sir, your 11:10 is here."
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"C.C., I'm terribly sorry. That last meeting took forever."
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"Okay, everybody. Listen up."
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"This cappuccino machine is my way of saying sorry"
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"for what happened the other day."
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"My father?"
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"Look at those floors."
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"Are you looking at porn?"
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"It's by women for women."
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"No. I'm looking at real estate."
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"Jack got it into my head that I should buy something."
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"You don't own any property?"
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"No. Do you?"
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"I got to get my act together."
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"He thought he was buying a whorehouse."
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"Look, if you're serious, I do have a lead."
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"My business manager says he needs cash fast,"
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"Okay. I'll check it out."
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"The machine is mankind's madness and disfigurement."
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"I can't watch any more of these German sitcoms."
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"Try a game show."
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"Hello?"
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"I got your message. I really can't come up tonight."
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"I got a mountain of work to do."
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"your crazy social programs."
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"to live into their 40s."
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"Jack."
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"If this is gonna work, we got to meet each other halfway."
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"I do. I spent my junior year abroad in Frankfurt."
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"I partied so hard over there, it was crazy."
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"Well, I have to delegate some important work to you."
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"As part of the due diligence for the DTW deal,"
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"which means balancing work and love and life."
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"I honestly don't know how Kelly Ripa does it."
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"You and C.C. Are meeting halfway."
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"I'm going to see an apartment later."
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"I have a thing that night."
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"But you can have coffee anytime you want."
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"I don't drink hot liquids of any kind."
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"Live a little!"
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"Regrets are for horseshoes and handbags."
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"Oh, my."
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"It was incredible."
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"The Windmere."
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"What?"
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"I know. It's crazy. I guess I have to get a loan?"
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"Call A.J. But ask for Mike."
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"I can't believe you bought an apartment."
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"Well, not yet."
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"I still have to get approved by the co-op board."
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"Ugh, I'm all nervous."
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"I have to dress up and smile and try to get them to like me."
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"No, it's so much better."
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"'Cause an apartment never waits till you get in the shower"
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"then steals the necklace your mother gave you."
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"Coffee's not like alcohol. It's pretty addictive."
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"It's like my heart is trying to hug my brain."
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"Jack, what the hell is this?"
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"is exactly half the distance between my office and yours."
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"It's our special place."
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"Well, technically, that corner is exactly halfway,"
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"All my life, work came first."
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"I missed so many weddings, funerals, karate demonstrations."
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"Birthdays, Lilith Fairs."
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"Smack around nosy out-of-towners."
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"Also, we have a lovely doll museum."
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"Hey, Kenneth, I need to watch these DVDs,"
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"I've heard you speaking German to some of your tours."
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"If you're not reading the Bible in German,"
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"you're not getting the real versteckte bedeutung of it."
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"Okay, well, this is very important. You are!"
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"It's for Mr. Donaghy. It has to be done by tomorrow."
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"We'll get a little cabin in the woods."
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"We'll ride our bikes into town."
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"I'm in love!"
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"weren't halfway between D.C. And New York."
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"And I don't know why I lied to you guys"
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"about having read that book."
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"So, we have so much in common."
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"Um..."
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"We're all white."
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"Funny story."
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"I was on a plane once with Brett Favre's cousin."
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"It says here that you still have an outstanding student loan?"
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"Yes, it is outstanding."
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"The theater program at my school lost its accreditation,"
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"so I thought I didn't have to pay for it anymore."
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"Look, I didn't think I was ready for this, but I am."
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"There's this connection that I feel to the apartment."
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"Except Raheem."
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"I turned him in to Homeland Security by accident."
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"Love!"
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"You missed Gladys Knight's sound check."
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"Oh, hey, how did the meeting with the co-op board go?"
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"Good. Bad. Really bad. But good."
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"They said they were gonna let me know. Should I call them?"
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"No! You have to wait for them to call you."
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"Yes, I'm going to play it cool. That's what homeowners do."
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"Act like adults. Playing it cool."
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"The Germans are here!"
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"I am going through something right now!"
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"They're a day early. Jack went to see C.C."
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"And he hasn't come back yet and he's not answering his phone."
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"What? He's not?"
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"and I will be king of the assistants!"
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"Please put on some decent clothes and go talk to them."
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"Where's Kenneth?"
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"What happened?"
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"I just bought a German television studio."
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"It's so quaint."
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"Morning shift change at the mine."
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