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Clips from 30 Rock - Winter Madness (S04E04)

"Ooh, actually, I'm going to tag along."
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"Zzt."
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"So I'm going to stay here."
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"Your boss there making your life miserable?"
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"It's complicated, Sean."
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"Trying to have it all?"
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"Small, isn't it?"
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"than they look on T.V."
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"You can try it."
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"I feel like Chet Curtis and Natalie Jacobson."
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"for gasoline."
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"birthday go "Purr-fectly"
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"Back to you, Nat."
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"What about his roofing company?"
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"But I know the real reason he left."
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"So you guys are having problems?"
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"Oh, Jack, it's a mess."
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"Suddenly, he has his own bank account."
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"We've had our house on the market for a year."
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"because we both hate it."
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"Have you talked openly about divorce?"
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"You know how it is up here."
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"People don't talk."
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"They just run off to New Orleans"
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"and jump on that B.S. Saints bandwagon."
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"Go Pats."
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"And Mark was supposed to shovel the walk and salt the carport."
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"I do if you can resuscitate an electrocuted person."
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"Dude, why do you keep fixing my spelling?"
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"No, 3:30."
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"Enjoy the town, everyone!"
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"Now who would like to join me on a morale-boosting tour"
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"Ooh, I would."
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"Why don't you come on the Freedom Trail with me?"
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"It's an educational walking tour."
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"How can I possibly get in trouble on a walking tour?"
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"Smash cut to..."
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"set all Americans free."
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"You lying, white devil!"
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"were rich, white dudes like yourself!"
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"I think my good friend and supervisor, Paul Revere,"
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"We're gonna go."
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"Man, no!"
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"Most dudes that signed the Declaration of Independence"
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"Well, technically, I just inherited my slaves."
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"I knew it!"
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"For a dude that has the most hilarious last name"
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"We didn't land on Plymouth Rock!"
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"Okay."
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"Ah, I have many other valuable skills."
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"And the ghost."
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"Well, it is a buyer's market right now."
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"I think it'll turn around in the next year or so."
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"Oh, I can't wait that long."
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"I got to sell this place if I want to get divorced."
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"Well, there's no money, Jack."
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"Buy a condo in Marina Bay."
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"from someone who understands."
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"So you need to sell this house to get divorced?"
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"Basically."
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"There it is, see?"
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"Why did you even get to pick lunch again?"
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"Because it's my birthday."
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"I'm 45."
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"Who orders food from a gas station?"
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"The Shell by me has good hot dogs."
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"Guys, guys, come on."
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"Shut up, Liz!"
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"This is your fault."
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"It's not my fault."
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"I tried to do something nice."
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"It was Jack..."
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"Sure, find a scapegoat."
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"Just like John Hancock did with the good King George."
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"Jack made us come to Boston."
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"Boston was just the match that lit the powder keg."
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"Like the tragic events at Lexington and Concord."
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"That's right."
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"We are sick of the long hours, the crappy food,"
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"sharing offices with the one black guy in New York who sucks."
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"who don't even hit on us once."
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"Oh, Lord, the winter."
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"Really, you're blaming me for winter?"
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"Who's it going to be if it's not you?"
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"I'll give you someone to blame."
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"Dale Snitterman is the guy at N.B.C."
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"Snitterman is the one who okayed that cast photo"
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"He's the one who keeps rejecting your"
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""summer shorts for the pages" idea."
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"Sounds like one of King George's hated tax collectors."
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"You guys think I'm the bad guy?"
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"Fine, I don't care."
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"But I fight for you every day."
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"this show wouldn't even be on."
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"That vondruke!"
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"to get back at him is put on the best damn show that we can."
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"And not give him the satisfaction"
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"of everybody turning on each other."
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"I love you guys."
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"I've been stuck inside playing online Boggle."
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"It's messing with my head."
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"It's Lutz's turn to pick where we eat today."
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"Lutz, don't do this."
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"Lutz, look at me."
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"To what do I owe the pleasure?"
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"That's too bad."
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"I've got to scrape the icicles off the gutters."
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"Liz, I have an idea."
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"Jargon."
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"Okay, we're going to Boston, no one's happy about it."
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"Their bars close at 2:00."
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"You have been told to shut up."
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"Oh, no, Toofer and I already talked about it."
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"We're getting Tracy his own room,"
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"Hey, Cerie."
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"Liz Lemon, I can't go to Boston."
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"Oh, Tracy, come on."
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"Oh, boy."
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"Then find someone else."
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"It's wicked hard."
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