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Clips from Scrubs - My Bright Idea (S05E05)

"I spilled mine too. You know what you should do?"
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"Ask for some of J.D.'s."
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"Spilled mine too."
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"I'm going to bed."
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"What are you gonna do?"
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"I'm gonna tell her the truth and hope she's so tired from being pregnant,"
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"she doesn't have the strength to kick my ass."
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"You have another idea, huh? I gotta tell you I'm done with your ideas."
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"And not just now, but forever. OK? Are we clear on that?"
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"- It's a good 'un. - I'm listening."
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"- Can we count on you? - Absolutely not."
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"- No way. - Who's pregnant?"
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"We go down, we're taking you."
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"- What? - Why?"
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"Would somebody please tell me who's pregnant?"
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"- Carla. - Another kid? My God!"
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"- How many does that make? - This is her first one."
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"- If you say so, son. - You can't blackmail us."
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"Really? Because I think you're both very close to Carla, aren't you?"
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"And yet you chose not to tell her she was pregnant."
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"- Unpleasantly. - Unpleasantly."
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"They've got you two by the short ones."
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"It's true you didn't know anything,"
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"but I'm willing to bet these guys would swear that you did."
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"- Definitely. - I'd enjoy it."
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"OK. Listen up. Everyone in the hospital knows Carla's pregnant."
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"But they don't know she doesn't know."
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"We need her to find out on her own before anyone congratulates her. OK?"
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"Here's the plan. The three of us are gonna run interference."
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"Dr. Cox, Dr. Kelso, I need you to get her to take another pregnancy test."
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"This plan is foolproof."
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"Yeah, we'll see about that."
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"- You go left. - OK. That was right, buddy."
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"I need to come with you."
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"Where's Carla?"
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"Uh, she went up to the roof to get some air."
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"[Beeping]"
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"Hello, Janitor hiding around the corner waiting to grab me."
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"How'd you know that was me?"
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"I'm holding a GPS warning device that goes off"
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"whenever you come within 100 meters of me."
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"It's responding to a sensor in your stomach."
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"- I knew that wasn't a penny. - You'll never get near me."
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"- We'll see. - Yeah, we will see."
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"- We're gonna see. - The only thing left to do? See."
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"- You're gonna pay. - We'll see."
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"- No time. - OK, bye."
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"Hey, Carla. You're glowing."
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"Really?"
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"Have your breasts gotten bigger?"
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"Whoa! Dr. Kelso, that is inappropriate."
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"Baby, that sounds like a compliment to me. Maybe you're just a little hormonal."
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"Well done, Bob. A little direct,"
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"Is that what we were doing? I was just making conversation."
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"- I have been a little moody. - Yes, you have been."
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"This morning I was nauseous,"
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"but I thought it was pizza rolls I had for breakfast. I like them."
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"We can get them from now on."
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"Still, Turk, do you think I should go home and take another pregnancy test?"
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"Hey! Somebody get me down from here!"
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"- What's she yelling? - I don't know."
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"Dr. Dorian, I got those batteries you asked for."
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"[J.D.] I was anxious because it was time to change Mr. Beeper's batteries."
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"All clear to the left, all clear to the right. You can do this."
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"He's 100 meters away and it's gonna take ten seconds to change batteries."
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"That's not even a world-record pace."
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"Ready... set... go!"
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"[J.D.] As I lay there, watching Nurse Roberts hammer-throw 23 pounds"
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"of high-end fruit my way, I could take solace in one thing..."
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"[# Kutless: All of the Words]"
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"We're having a baby!"
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"[Whooping]"
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"[J.D.] Carla and Turk were coming to tell me they were pregnant"
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"and Carla had to believe that I was truly surprised."
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"I was the linchpin of our plan."
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"- We have such big news. - What's the scoop?"
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"- I would have no clue what it could be. - We're having a baby."
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"Give them the ten-minute emotional roller coaster ride"
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"that is the speech you've practiced all afternoon."
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"Carla, when Turk first told me, I..."
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"What do you mean, when Turk first told you?"
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"Oh, boy."
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"The pregnancy test you took yesterday was positive."
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"to surprise you..."
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"- So everybody already knows? - Mm-hm."
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"[J.D.] I witnessed one of those moments that let me know in my heart"
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"these two would be together forever."
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"Who cares?"
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"We're having a baby."
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"- We're having a baby. - Yeah, we are."
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"- A little you. - I know. With a lot of you."
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"I already know."
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"I'm pregnant!"
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"[Cheering]"
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"He's been in the hospital for a month. He deserves a little fun."
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"That was not directed at you, doctor."
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"When I was 19, I was a world-class 110-meter hurdler."
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"I want to thank you all for turning out. Especially you, Father Rosenberg."
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"Everybody, run!"
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"I just wanted to do something really memorable, you know. I messed that up."
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"- I spilled it. - I'll get another one."
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"[Speaking German]"
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"- What would you have thought of doves? - Not now."
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"[J.D.] Knowing someone's pregnant when they don't know it"
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"Relax, dude. Playing electronic hide-and-seek."
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"[J.D.] But the thing you shouldn't toss out"
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"Sorry about the whole "abort the babies" thing."
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"OK, cool. I'm on my way home."
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"Now, apparently they don't have fetus balloons. Who knew?"
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"In high school, I was actually all-state swimmer."
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"and you slept with the beautiful and irreplaceable Amy Carter."
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"- No. - Yeah, no."
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"Our sex lives, parenting deficiencies."
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"Hey, baby."
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"is a pregnancy test that takes two minutes longer than you thought."
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"Mr. Roberts and I just love our above-ground pool."
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"I didn't sleep with Amy Carter. We did everything but."
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"We're not buying it. Are we, gang?"
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"Oh, my God, we're pregnant."
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"Yeah, I know my shift's over, but..."
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