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Clips from The Simpsons (1989) (S29E29)

"Well, now, it's all in fun."
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"No one respects you ladies more than I."
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"Now if you wouldn't mind serving the coffee and cake,"
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"we men can get down to business."
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"So I better do it perfectly."
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"Here you go, Dr. Hibbert."
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"And by the way, women don't wear girdles anymore."
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"We wear Spanx and other shapewear."
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"Tell me about it."
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"People think we've moved on, but this world is as sexist as ever."
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"What's so great about Quimby anyway?"
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"And I could make it curl nicely"
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"and thanks to Dad, you're an expert on the court system."
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"Fun fact: being a defendant gets you out of jury duty."
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"Mom, this is our time."
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"with superpowers, there's no limit to what you can do."
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"You could be mayor!"
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"A woman prime minister, okay."
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"Women Ghostbusters, cool."
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"Woman head of the Federal Reserve,"
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"as far as I'm concerned, what's that?"
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"But a woman mayor?"
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"If Mom becomes mayor, we can get away with anything."
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"Help me, Jesus!"
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"Pick a side."
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"Hey. Where'd everybody go?"
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"Marge, this town is ready for a change."
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"You'd think he could lose that sash."
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"It's like, we know, okay?"
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"Micro-targeting."
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"Think of the voters as a pie."
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"I know, "Mmm, pie.""
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"Uh, we use data analysis to divide the pie"
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"into tiny little slivers"
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"and tailor a message to each micro-group."
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"You just tell them what they want to hear until you get 51%."
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"Then you can govern like a far-right nut-job."
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"♪ I'm Marge Simpson ♪"
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"♪ And won't you vote for me? ♪"
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"Well, you's the new John Galt, aren't you?"
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"Hey, can you take a picture with our Ayn Rand scarecrow?"
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"- ♪ From widows to your lunch pail Joes ♪ - _"
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"- ♪ There's no single-issue voter ♪ - _"
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"Marge, we really appreciate this."
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"You're the first politician that's ever met with us weirdos."
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"What's the biggest issue you exotic pet owners face?"
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"Yes. As the owner of an impala, I..."
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"- Hey, where'd it go? - Oh, boy."
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"♪ From soccer moms to mafia dons ♪"
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"♪ I'll give you what you need ♪"
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"Why do people assume all I can do"
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"is feed spaghetti to dogs that want to make out?"
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"What do you want to do?"
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"Carve a little wooden boy and make him come to life."
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"Oh."
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"_"
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"I regret to say you are just shy of the polling results required,"
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"so you're excluded from the debate."
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"Bye-bye."
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"Mrs. Simpson, you've targeted small constituencies."
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"Do you have any proposals that would appeal"
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"to every Springfielder?"
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"Vegetables, Marge?"
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"As moderator, it's my duty to fact check"
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"that many of them are yucky."
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"It's a metaphor."
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"I only trust similes."
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"I enjoy metaphors."
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"They're raindrops on the flower that is the ear."
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"You put in a "like" or an "as,""
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"She's completely cooked."
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"Oh, Helen is as bitter as the lemonade"
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"she brought to the potluck."
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"What a terrible potluck that was."
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"You know, my entire life,"
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"And it's ruined our town."
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"I'll put that fire out."
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"No tire fire?"
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"Ooh, just like Zurich."
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"- Mm. - Mm."
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"Mm-hmm!"
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"Is that enough?"
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"that they cannot vote at IHOP, the results are now final."
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"The first woman and the second to pee sitting down."
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"Marge! Marge! Marge!"
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"Thank you."
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"Homie, you want to make out with the mayor?"
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"Oh, you mean you."
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"Okay."
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"Now I really wish I'd voted."
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"Look at me! I'm a public servant!"
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"Roll the 'dozers!"
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"Well, sorry,"
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"but I-I can't let you put me out of business."
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"They-they may be to you,"
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"but, uh, they put my son through med school."
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"He named, um, uh, a-a stammer after me."
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"You know."
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"I failed on my one promise."
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"- Oh. - _"
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"The fastest fall from grace since Mamie Eisenhower"
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"Hey, Mom, want to get some lunch?"
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"I'd love a lunch break,"
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"but I've got to get that tire fire out first."
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"Already neglecting your family, Madam Mayor?"
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"Why you little! Don't embarrass your mother!"
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"I'm the mayor."
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"Everything you do reflects on me."
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"It's just hard to restrain yourself"
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"when you're above the law."
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"We're not above the law."
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"Oh, yeah, yeah, I get it."
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"Hmm? _"
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"Can you both behave like Lisa, just for a little bit?"
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""I'm Lisa. I'm Lisa.""
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""I like music.""
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""My boyfriend is broccoli.""
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"We're here to buy your stand."
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"All I want to do is help this city,"
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"and I can't because of this ding-dong."
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