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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - The Pawnee-Eagleton Tip Off Classic (S06E06)

"And frankly, I don't like the idea"
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"of living in Pawnee."
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"They're a little-- oh, what's the word?"
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"Have-no-money."
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"Bertram, that's enough."
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"First of all, Eagleton has no money."
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"Second of all, they are gracious enough"
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"to throw us a lifeline,"
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"and we should be eternally grateful"
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"but angels nonetheless."
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"Yeah, we'll take it."
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"I mean, did you steal this from a museum?"
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"Maybe find it frozen in ice?"
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"It looks like the original phone"
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"I think it's just the original phone, period."
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"Ew, gross, it has "buttons.""
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"Okay, girls, this is a magic phone, okay?"
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"Only you and I have got the numbers."
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"you just call and he'll be there in a flash."
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"Yes, I will. I'll keep it right here."
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"A cell phone belt clip?"
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"No, Ron. Oh, my God!"
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"Yeah, I can't be seen with you."
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"Travelin' Ann Perkins!"
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"It was amazing."
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"They had all the baby supplies we need,"
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"and they had all this other cool stuff."
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"They had a bike-sharing program"
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"and a vegan Afghan restaurant and--"
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"No. Dude, I'm, like, three months pregnant."
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"What would you think about raising our child"
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"from all of us in Eagleton."
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"everybody realizes it's something we have to do."
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"On the bright side,"
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"we did win the basketball game."
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"- You better pay up. - Oh, you don't want them."
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"All of Pawnee's apples have been recalled--"
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"- g. Coli. - You mean e. Coli?"
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"I wish."
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"Way easy to treat."
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"Welcome to Pawnee!"
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"Oh, no, these are pesticide-free."
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"This was sent to Ron Swanson"
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"she got coffee five minutes ago."
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"and apparently there may be some sort of"
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"I helped April get into vet school in Bloomington"
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"I made a special road trip mix CD for us."
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"money."
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"and see what we're up against?"
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"If anything, you need to get more on the grid."
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"If you help me get off the grid,"
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"Yeah, an empty Sprite can,"
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"Now that is the sexiest thing you've ever said to me."
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"Let's pretend this box"
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"Passing the buck--"
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"- That seems harsh. - Get out."
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"and I'll be paying in cash."
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"What other traces of me exist in the world?"
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"I love Michael Buble."
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"Well, um, some of these expenditures"
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"It seems like a real hip kind of college town."
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"I have some planning to do."
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"They have Michael Buble on retainer."
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"The world is a nightmare."
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"She said the B-line is cool, Mee-maw."
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"a little financial advice."
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"that we are going to listen to Mariah Carey"
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"Deep down, I think you feel bad for them."
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"Sorry, darling."
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"I've been busy destroying most of my personal effects"
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"Well, you don't have to be entirely on the grid,"
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"is to live inside a mountain."
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"I hate their stupid beautiful faces"
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"It snaps right in, snug and secure."
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"Oh, my God. I'm having one."
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"and ask my butler to help me out."
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"Do you promise to play along?"
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"- Think fast. - Oh!"
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"You don't get your gut to talk to you."
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"There's no way he is in high school."
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"Ron, I know you value your privacy,"
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"I love you, but your solution to every problem"
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"Thank you, Leslie,"
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"But is it the classiest move?"
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"a budget problem in Eagleton."
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"Ooh, gosh."
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"around the campus."
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"51 eggs in 20 minutes."
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"The town of Eagleton will be dissolved"
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"you're sitting on this side of the bleachers"
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"I understand."
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"and began eating eggs."
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"in this context, Ingrid."
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"Can we please talk about what happened back there?"
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"if the tables were turned."
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"JJ, a few months ago, I came in here"
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"I will let both of you go home early."
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"and it was right when it told me"
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""Ronswan: Gettin' off the grid.""
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"If there's a problem with Eagleton,"
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"pointed out it's the right thing to do."
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"Yeah."
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"We only ever subscribe to two magazines,"
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"Ebony was due to a clerical error,"
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"- I'm all set. - Great."
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"Before long, I believe I had eaten--"
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"The last ten were still in the shell."
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"at this press conference?"
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"we'd love to hear about Bloomington."
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"Of course, it's silly to compare"
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"- Anything I'm missing? - Great news, Ron."
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"I just deliver it."
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"so we volunteered to give them"
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"- Just one second. - Yeah."
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"Great."
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"and you might lose the recall election."
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"Thank you, Laura, for showing us around."
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"Okay, I do a little, yes."
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"Okay, here's the text I added a few more jokes,"
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"It's a friendly wager"
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