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Clips from The Sopranos (1999) - Drama (S01E01)

"They're like a woman's."
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"I'm gonna fucking puke."
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"Help me lift him and take him to Pine Barrens before they build a condo here."
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"Georgie!"
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"I don't know about selling this property."
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"...if we're supporting Jase after he graduates."
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"It's funny how even during our marriage, we saw things differently."
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"For Jason."
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"What's that supposed to mean, "Colleens"?"
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"We all know you're a sucker for those Irish girls."
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"- I married you! - Yeah, I was a mother figure."
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"Don't bust my balls with Freud-by-numbers."
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"Don't bust my balls? Richard, your calabrese is showing."
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"With all the poverty, starvation, ethnic cleansing..."
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"...and horrible shit in this world..."
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"...you devote your energy to protecting the dignity of Connie Francis!"
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"You're worked up about my patient..."
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"...a man who has no bearing on who or where you are in this world."
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"Call him a patient. The man's a criminal, Jennifer."
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"And after a while, you're gonna get beyond psychotherapy..."
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"...with its cheesy moral relativism."
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"What is wrong with you?"
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"I ain't been feeling good."
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"- I wipe my ass with your feelings. - Thanks."
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"- Fucking Paulie! - Don't blame Paulie!"
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"Nutley PD's got a description and a make on the car!"
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"- If I could... - Shut up!"
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"He said you're digging up some body!"
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"- You want to get caught. - I want to?"
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"Yeah. I seen it before. That's fucking cowboy-itis."
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"Can I try and explain here?"
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"I don't know, Tony."
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"It's like the regular-ness of life is too fucking hard for me."
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"I don't know."
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"Look at you."
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"I'll bet you're sleeping all the time."
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"It's the only thing I still enjoy."
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"You know what I think?"
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"Cancer?"
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"Something fucking horrible is going on inside my body."
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"Does this word "cancer" pop into your mind a lot..."
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"...a little bit, what?"
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"Well, I'm just thinking, maybe you're..."
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"I'm no fucking mental midget."
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"Right."
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"- Watch the... - What?"
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"Maybe you got..."
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"...a serotonin problem, or whatever the fuck they call it."
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"You know about that shit?"
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"I saw it last night on a program."
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"Let me ask a question."
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"You ever think about..."
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"...you know..."
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"Fuck no!"
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"Good."
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"Bunch of losers blowing their skulls all over the bathroom?"
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"- Did you hear the doorbell? - I'm in the middle of a game."
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"You'll be in the middle of the street, you don't wise up."
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"Anthony Soprano?"
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"Why are you in my yard?"
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"The gate was open."
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"I'm Agent Harris, this is Agent Driscol. May we come in?"
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"If we were local, we wouldn't knock."
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"What's your point?"
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"Our other team's out front. We don't traumatize kids by kicking in doors."
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"So why don't you take a minute and tell them you have visitors."
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"Hmm."
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"Any quarters, you can keep."
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"You trying to bribe me?"
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"Any incriminating evidence would be nice."
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"Dad!"
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"What the hell are they doing in my kitchen?"
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"What are you doing?"
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"I'm very sorry."
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"How much would you say that bowl cost?"
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"Grasso, ti faccio un culo così."
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"Hey, Tony."
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"Take it easy. Grasso, take it easy."
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"I know they're doing their job, but I'm pissed."
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"Harris wasn't so bad."
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"He was the biggest sneak out of all of them. It's part of his act."
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"That guy broke the bowl on purpose."
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"He was just a klutz."
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"What was his last name?"
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"Grasso. You think it's a coincidence they sent him?"
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"If he wasn't Italian, he'd be at the office sweeping up. Jerk."
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"- Why? - Why?"
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"Because he has a vowel at the end of his name: Grasso."
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"Does he think he'll make it to the top by arresting his own people?"
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"He'll see. He'll learn."
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"- We have a vowel. - And you be proud of it!"
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"An Italian invented the telephone."
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"- Alexander Graham Bell was Italian? - You see? You see what...?"
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"Antonio Meucci invented it, and he got robbed!"
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"Everybody knows that!"
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"- La Cosa Nostra. Who invented that? - Who cares."
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"Can you shut the fuck up about it?"
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"A.J., did you know John Cabot was Italian?"
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"- Whoa. - Like he knows who that is."
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"The famous discoverer of Canada."
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"One of the biggest banks in the world, started by an Italian."
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"The first American saint was Italian. Mother Cabrini."
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"Is it true the Chinese invented spaghetti?"
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"Now think. Why would people who eat with sticks..."
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"...invent something you need a fork to eat?"
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"Here's more I bet you don't know."
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"More Italians fought for the U.S. in WWII than any other ethnic group."
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"They won't tell you about Sacco and Vanzetti."
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"They were innocent and got the chair because they were Italian."
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"How are there two anti-Christs and only one Christ?"
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"Will I see you next week?"
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"Unless you know something I don't."
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"You understand, I have to charge you for the missed session."
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"We agreed on that on our first meeting."
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"I understand, but it's important that we respect the agreement."
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"- What if I got hit by a car? - But you weren't."
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"- You weren't. - Answer my fucking question!"
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"I will not."
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"This is what it's all about. Motherfucking, cocksucking money!"
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"I don't understand that, and I don't appreciate being made to feel afraid."
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