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Clips from Friends - The One Where the Monkey Gets Away (S01E01)

"Why is the air in here so negative?"
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"Rachel lost Marcel."
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"Oh, no! How?"
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"- He pooped in my shoe. - Which one?"
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"The cute black ones I always wear."
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"No, which one?"
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"All right. You're a monkey. You're loose in the city."
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"Where do you go?"
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"I'll go to Cats. You go to the Russian Tea Room."
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"Oh, my God! Come on, you guys!"
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"He'll be home any minute. He's gonna kill me!"
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"Search the building. Take the first floor. We'll take the rest."
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"What am I gonna do?"
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"You stay here and wait by the phone."
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"Spray Lysol in my shoe and wait for Ross to kill you."
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"What do you want?"
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"- Why'd you leave it in the hall? - I wasn't ready for it."
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"Have you seen a monkey?"
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"He's a black capuchin monkey with a white face..."
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"...with Russian dressing and pickles on the side."
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"How did it go today?"
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"Oh, great! It went great. Really great."
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"Is that wine?"
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"You want some?"
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"Oh, I would love some."
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"Okay, but before we head off to the murder capital of the Northeast..."
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"You know how we were talking before..."
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"...about relationships, and stuff."
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"- Oh, God, Ross, I cannot do this! - Okay, quick and painful."
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"Please don't hate me."
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"What?"
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"You know Marcel?"
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"I kind of lost him."
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"I can't believe this."
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"I know. I'm sorry."
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"It's partially my fault."
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"I shouldn't have had you start with a monkey."
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"You should have started with a pencil."
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"I'm doing everything I can. Everyone's looking for him and I got"
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"- Who is it? - Animal Control."
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"- I've even got Animal Control. - You called Animal Control?"
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"Why? Do you not like them?"
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"Marcel is an illegal exotic animal."
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"Well, now, see, you never ever told us that."
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"Because I never expected you to invite them to the apartment!"
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"Thanks for coming."
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"Somebody called about a monkey?"
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"You know, that was a complete misunderstanding."
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"We thought we had a monkey, but we didn't."
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"We checked, no one's seen Marcel."
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"- My uncle Marcel. - Is that who the monkey's named after?"
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"Possession of an illegal exotic is punishable..."
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"...by two years in prison and confiscation of the animal."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Remember how we talked about saying things quietly to yourself first?"
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"We haven't met. I'm Monica Geller."
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"Oh, my God, you are!"
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"And you're Rachel Greene!"
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"Luisa Gianetti! Lincoln High?"
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"Luisa! Oh, my God!"
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"I went there too!"
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"Luisa! From homeroom!"
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"You have no idea who I am, do you?"
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"- No. - Not at all."
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"Well, maybe that's because you spent four years ignoring me."
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"Would it have been hard to say, "Morning, Luisa"..."
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"But you. What a bitch!"
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"...could you help us with the monkey thing, for old times'sake?"
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"Go, Bobcats!"
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"Marcel?"
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"Hi, can I help you?"
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"- A monkey. - Yes, have you seen any?"
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"No, I haven't seen a monkey."
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"Can you fix radiators?"
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"Sure! Did you try turning the knob back the other way?"
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"But these women are very hot, and they need our help."
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"We can't, all right?"
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"You don't know how sorry. We promised to find this monkey."
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"Something brushed up against my right leg."
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"Look, Phoebe!"
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"Oh, Marcel! Come here!"
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"Step aside, ladies."
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"- What are you gonna do? - Just a tranquilizer."
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"Damn!"
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"- Are you okay? - I think so."
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"- You don't know that. - It's cold, it's dark."
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"Thank you very much!"
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"I've said I'm sorry a million times."
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"Oh, my God! There, are you happy now?"
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"Yeah, now that you kicked the sign..."
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"...I don't miss Marcel anymore!"
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"It's not like I did this on purpose."
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"Things just sort of happen around you!"
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"I don't want to hear it! Forget it, okay?"
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"What?"
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"Hey, banana man!"
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"This is so intense!"
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"- What about it? - Give me my monkey back!"
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"- I don't have a monkey. - Then what's with the bananas?"
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"Potassium."
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"Okay, where is he?"
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"You're wasting your time."
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"Are you insane? Come here, Marcel."
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"Come here, Patty."
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"Come here, Marcel."
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"Come here, Patty."
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"- Give me my monkey back! - It's mine."
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"Take this up with the judge."
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"That's not my monkey. The dress is mine. Send it back whenever."
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"...and the homecoming queen and you..."
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"...were also there."
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"But this isn't high school. We're all adults here!"
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"Heckles! Can I have this?"
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"You can hate me if you want, but please do not punish him."
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"You have a chance to be the bigger person here."
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"...you shot my friend with a dart!"
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"Or we can leave it on. That's fine."
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"No, it was my fault. I almost lost your"
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"Yeah, but you got him back. You were great."
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"We still have that bottle of wine."
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