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Clips from The Simpsons - I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can (S14E14)

"School's back in session"
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"Let's begin our lessons"
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"Uh, Willie, did you get the letter about your pay cut?"
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"Aye. There'll be many a cut this year."
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"- Nelson, how was your summer? - Sucked."
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"At ease, Cadet Nelson. Good to be back on terra firma, eh?"
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"How about I launch my foot into your butt?"
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"I held your hair when you barfed in the simulator."
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"Shut up, commander."
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"I was the maitre d' at the Springfield Country Club."
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"My dad says you were a busboy."
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"You mean your dad, the raging alcoholic?"
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"Um, we better get down to business."
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"Come on, man. Everyone knows the first day of school is a total wank."
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"Well, if by wank you mean educational fun..."
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"...then stand back, it's wanking time."
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"Let's get the year rolling with an all-school spelling bee."
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"Whoo-hoo!"
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"Bart, your word is "imply.""
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"Well, I got my laugh. I'm out of here."
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"I made Bart in my pants."
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"Stop laughing. It will scar him for life."
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"Lisa, "impugn.""
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"I-M-P..."
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"That's right. Lisa Simpson, you're school champion."
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"Wow, I better make the most of this."
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"- Free Tibet! - There'll be time for that later."
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"Lisa! Lisa! Lisa!"
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"And here's your prize for today..."
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"This is just a kickball with "Mars" written on it."
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"Behold, the Red Planet."
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"I see no evidence of water."
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"Well, this is very impressive, Lisa."
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"I'm kicking this right onto the mantle."
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"Principal Skinner said if I win the state finals..."
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"...I can go to the Spellympics."
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"I'm just happy you're excited..."
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"- Hey, hey, the Ribwich is back. - The Ribwich."
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"The commercials have come to pass."
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"Try the sauce. I'm soaked in it."
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"And yet my children think I'm a failure."
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"Hmm. "Now without lettuce.""
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"Sir, are you all right?"
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"I have eaten the ribs of God."
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"Drool cleanup at Register 4."
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"- "Ameliorate." - Could you use it in a sentence?"
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"I wish he wouldn't use me in every example."
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"Correct. Lisa, you just won the state finals."
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"Diphthongs, cognates, Latin roots"
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"Lisa clobbers all you fruits"
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"- Hey, who doesn't? - You tell her, big H."
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"Lisa, I'm so impressed you're state champ."
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"Finally, a Simpson has a trophy without a bowling ball on it."
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"Really? It won't be the same without you, Dad."
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"Oh, sweetie. You're the most important thing to me in the world."
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"Only very serious daddy business can tear me from your side."
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"And instead of a shake, I'd like a blended Ribwich."
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"The Ribwich was for a limited time only."
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"You monster."
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"I'd like a large fries, please. And a collector's cup."
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"Check out the tour schedule."
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"Wow, this is amazing."
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"I could follow the Ribwich from town to town."
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"That's what we do. We're Ribheads."
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"Maybe I should hook up with you guys."
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"After all, how long do any of us have to live?"
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"If you like the Ribwich, not very."
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"...we are granting you a doublewide locker."
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"- Your books will actually fit in this one. - Hey, my locker's gone."
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"Come along, lad."
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"And lose your books."
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"They won't help you where you're going."
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"In business news, 3M and M&M have merged..."
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"...has qualified for spelling's answer to the Olympics..."
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"...for use of the suffix "lympics.""
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"This has gotta be the slowest news day ever."
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"Ah, that's better. Paris is no more."
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"The legendary City of Lights has been extinguished forever as a..."
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"Except when pronounced like A, as in "neighbor" and "weigh.""
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"Well, what about in the sentence "Jim Nabors is way cool"?"
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"- How often is that gonna come up? - It's on my apron."
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"It's that young'un what sorts them squiggles into words."
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"S-C-A-B-I-E-S."
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"- Spell "AC/DC." - A-C-D-C."
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"- "Relapse." - R-E-L-A-P-S-E."
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"That's what beer has done to me."
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"Sock it to me. Sock it to me. Sock it to me."
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"L-I-S-A!"
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"...will replace athletes at the top of our national pantheon."
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"Ha, ha, I was just K-I-D-D-I-N-G."
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"- I'm a little tired. - Oh, come on."
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"Hey, spell "Little Miss She-Thinks-She's-So-Big.""
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"Ugh, very well. L-I-T-T-L-E M-I-S-S..."
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"I also played the evil dean in Boner Academy."
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"You monster. Why did you expel Boogerman?"
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"He replaced my tennis racket with a rubber phallus."
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"...we shall release the bees."
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"And now to exterminate the bees, the magnificent Blue Angels."
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"It's so exciting."
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"It's like living in a dictionary."
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"Ha, ha, he's an aserose."
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"Really? He possesses the properties of a pine needle?"
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"Look, I didn't bring a Game Boy. This is all I got."
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"A-N-T-H-R-A-X. Anthrax."
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"Aw."
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"He's adorable."
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"Well, we're down to our three finalists:"
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"...Sun Moon..."
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"We will crown our champion tomorrow."
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"Now please enjoy our unlicensed knockoff of the Olympic anthem."
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"Well, I'm just happy you guys all came up here to Calgary with me."
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"How can you miss it to be with a sandwich?"
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"You don't understand. It's not just a sandwich."
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"It's about brotherhood. It's about freedom."
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"I'm getting the shakes and I'm getting the fries."
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"Then I'll be queen of the world! Of spelling."
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"That's right, queen of the world! Of spelling."
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"Lisa, may I see you privately for a moment?"
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"This can only be good."
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"Some of us still enjoy scripted comedy, sir."
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