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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Separation Oscillation (S09E09)

"I was used to dating."
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"I mean, I knew those guys weren't above cheating"
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"because that's usually how we met."
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"Come on, you know Leonard's not like that."
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"I want to believe you. I really do."
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"Oh, I don't know."
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"This is all so new to me."
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"I'm still processing."
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"He's cockier now."
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"That's because you made him more confident."
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"You know, if you think about it, without you,"
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"he never would've grown into the person he is now."
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"I mean, sure, more women might notice him,"
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"but I think it's better to have a guy be with you"
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"because he wants to be"
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"and not because he thinks he doesn't have any other choice."
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"I never thought about it like that."
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"Hello. I'm Dr. Sheldon Cooper,"
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"and welcome to "Sheldon Cooper Presents: Fun With Flags.""
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"You may notice that I'm holding a remote control."
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"That's because my cameraperson and co-host,"
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"Dr. Amy Farrah Fowler,"
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"has chosen to end her relationship with me."
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"I'm going to pause here to let that sink in."
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"Okay."
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"If you need to pause a little longer,"
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"just click the pause button."
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"And thankfully, all the things my girlfriend used to do"
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"can be taken care of with my right hand."
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"Anyway, let's not spend any more time talking about her."
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"We're here to talk about flags."
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"Tonight's theme:"
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"flags of countries that have been torn apart"
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"and the women I have a feeling were responsible."
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"You guys have any idea how much it costs"
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"to see a marriage counselor?"
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"$250 an hour. Why?"
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"Bernadette and I have occasionally gone to one to,"
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"you know, stay on top of things."
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"And I'm just hearing about this now?"
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"Dude, just because we're best friends"
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"doesn't mean that I have to tell you everything that goes on."
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"You don't have to, you should want to."
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"Oh, great, there's Mandy."
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"Why are marine biologists always so cute?"
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"I don't know,"
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"but I'd like to get lost in her Bermuda Triangle."
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"That's not helpful."
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"I'd like to cover three-quarters of her surface area."
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"Ooh, I know."
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"I'd let her free my willy."
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"Where you going?"
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"I'm gonna ask her if she'd be willing to talk to Penny,"
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"tell her she has nothing to worry about."
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"Leonard, wait. What?"
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"I'd like to SpongeBob her SquarePants."
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"Now we are done."
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"Hey."
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"Oh, hi, Leonard. What's up?"
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"Uh, do you mind if I sit?"
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"Sure."
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"So, um, I've been thinking a lot"
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"What about it?"
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"You know..."
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"Oh, no, did I sleep with you, too?"
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"No, we just made out."
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"Oh. Well, good for me."
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"So what can I do for you?"
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"Uh, okay, well, um, I got married recently."
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"Oh, congratulations!"
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"To Sheldon?"
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"Never gets old."
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"No, no, to a girl."
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"Because I didn't want there to be any secrets between us."
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"What else would it be?"
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"I don't know."
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"Sounds like you're trying to sabotage the relationship."
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"No, I don't think so."
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"Although, Penny did say exactly that."
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"Okay, well, that's something to think about."
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"You know, on some level, I've always believed"
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"that I don't deserve a woman like her."
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"Oh, you're gonna think about that right here?"
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"I mean, she's really beautiful."
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"She could have any guy she wants."
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"Which is probably why"
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"it took her so many years to tell me she loved me."
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"Too expensive."
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"You'd think I'd be used to women withholding their love."
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"I mean, no matter how hard I tried,"
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"I wonder if that's why I have"
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"I had a dream"
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"And your wife is worried about me?"
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"When you're done,"
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"Then the Czech Republic says to Slovakia,"
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""I don't think you understand how being broken up works!""
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"Can you believe that?"
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"You'd think that the Czech Republic"
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"would try to hold on to what it had,"
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"given that it's not as young as it used to be."
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"And I don't see any other countries"
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"lining up to invade its southern borders."
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"I'm gonna kill him."
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"But enough about the Czech Republic."
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"Let's talk about the time Moldova made Romania"
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"a birthday cake and Romania said it tasted good"
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"even though it didn't."
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"I'll pause here while you mull that one over."
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"I know, right?"
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"So, you said you had something to tell me."
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"Okay, yeah, um,"
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"do you remember when you accused me"
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"Uh-huh."
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"I've been thinking about it, and you might be right."
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"But the good news is that I'm pretty sure I know why."
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"I'm listening."
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"Penny, after all these years,"
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"Okay, that is the lamest excuse"
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"you could've possibly come up with."
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"But I get it."
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