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Clips from The Simpsons - Million Dollar Maybe (S21E21)

"You're right."
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"When I should've been acting"
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"Like rest-of-the-year jerry lewis."
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"Will you teach me how to put myself first?"
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"And how!"
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"Not so fast!"
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"Uh... Your cut of what?"
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"Â♪ oh... Â♪ bart: Wait!"
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"So, where are you from, homer?"
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"Mm-hmm!"
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"Wait!"
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"Yes, homer?"
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"Use someone like me in your band?"
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"Yeah, come on up."
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"Here we go, folks,"
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"The ultimate zero gravity experience!"
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"look at me!"
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"I'm flying,"
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"Like superman's dog!"
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"Race you to the cockpit!"
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"'cause you're gettin' smoked!"
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"We're as fit as fiddles."
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"Nurse!"
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"Another round of waters in your finest paper cups!"
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"I'd like a fresh pair of socks tomorrow."
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"I want to put salt on things!"
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"Take away my roommate!"
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"I want to go a million more times!"
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"You have school tomorrow."
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"Rich kids don't need school!"
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"When I grow up, you can buy an apartment building"
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"And make me the super."
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"You'll never super in one of my buildings!"
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"Boy, I am through spoiling you."
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"First thing tomorrow, you're going back"
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"To the rotten life you've always enjoyed."
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"If you don't keep splashing the cash,"
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"I'm gonna tell mom that it's thanks to you"
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"She made the first bad wedding toast ever."
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"Blackmail your father in space, will you?!"
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"D'oh!"
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"Oh... D'oh!"
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"Why is the tv back on?"
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"Oh, the video game."
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"You'd think it'd be dishwasher safe,"
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"You ruined it on purpose."
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"You want the old folks to be zombies,"
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"Because it makes your jobs easier!"
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"Ooh, excuse us."
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"We tried to make the worst job in the world easier."
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"Don't forget the low pay and the constant presence of death."
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"Well, you still should have let them have their fun!"
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"Up-- that's my chair, boy."
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"Mom, how do you think we really got that panini press?"
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"I thought the government sent it to us"
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"Well, actually, mom..."
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"Why don't you take my chair?"
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"So, bart, how's your big school presentation coming along?"
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"I agreed to no such thing!"
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"Where and what time? Homeroom, 8:00 a.M."
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"Never! Mom..."
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"Come on, missing link, put on a show."
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"Make a fire!"
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"Be scared of the fire!"
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"Evolve! Evolve!"
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"Get religious about a bird you see!"
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"Very good, bart."
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"Can I get extra credit for a caveman break dance?"
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"Of course."
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"Homer, I need you to rickshaw me to soccer practice."
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"No time."
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"Boy, this has gone too far!"
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"I quit!"
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"Soon as I finish these oats."
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"Hey, hey, hey."
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"Let's not get crazy."
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"If you quit, I'm telling mom everything."
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"Hey, milhouse, want a turn pulling my rickshaw?"
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"Okay, but just 'cause I'm your best friend,"
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"Okay, I'm taking off the blindfold."
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"Surprised?"
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"Marge, soaring above the forgiving beauty of nature,"
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"I have something to confess."
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"You were what?!"
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"And even though that ticket won a million dollars..."
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"Screw the toast!"
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"Taxes took out a lot,"
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"And, um, I didn't know you could rent a balloon."
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"so we're right back"
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"Â♪ you like potato Â♪"
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"Â♪ you like tomato Â♪"
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"Â♪ and you like to-mah-to Â♪"
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"Â♪ so if you go for oysters Â♪"
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"Â♪ I'll order oysters Â♪"
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"Â♪ for we know we need each other, so we Â♪"
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"Â♪ better call the calling off off Â♪"
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"Songwriters who are stuck."
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"How else would I know what I lived through?"
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"Aw, that's sweet!"
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"No, it's all thanks"
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"She's a girl who I married, who used to be my friend."
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"It came back!"
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"what incredible good luck!"
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"If it's your lucky day,"
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"Oh. Hello."
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"And I'm a seattle's best guy,"
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"Homer! Where are you?"
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"Good evening, mr. Homer, how can I...?"
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"Lotto me!"
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"Someone going that fast has no time for a ticket."
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"Whoa!"
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""soon you will be mi...""
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"Homie?"
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"Oh, thank god, you're okay!"
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"That's exactly the moment I was furious at you"
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"Can you forgive me?"
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"Oh, I'm rich and I can't even tell my own wife!"
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"Ladies and gentlemen, the orchard avenue kwik-e-mart,"
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"My advice is to buy hitler's baseball."
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"You threw it, you go find it."
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