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Clips from The Simpsons - Luca$ (S25E25)

"Remember that sewing machine"
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"All is forgiven."
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"I'm not French, I'm just pissy."
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"You're not competitive eating anymore?"
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"No."
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"I realized that was unrealistic."
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"My new goal is to become whatever Adele is."
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"♪ The Simpsons 25x17 ♪ Luca$ Original Air Date on April 6, 2014"
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"Yeah, how ya doin'?"
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"Oh! Oh, cleats!"
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"Uh... maybe some easy-listening music"
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"Turn on 89.9."
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"All right, so the rules are"
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"every time the news guy says "senator,""
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"we got to take a drink."
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"Huh. It'll be nice to let someone else decide"
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"when I drink-- too much pressure."
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"Source! S-A-U-R-C-E!"
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"We have heard from a very reliable sauce"
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"with possibly more senators to be named later"
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"Senator Billingsley, Senator Beaumont..."
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"I'm a kid again!"
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"I'll save you!"
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"I'm going up a slide!"
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"Don't worry, Homer, I'll call the cops!"
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"Oh, am I gonna die on a playground,"
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"like some uncoordinated child?"
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"But I did learn something from all this:"
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"Oh, are the kids with you?"
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"- Hi, Dad. - Homer."
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"Don't worry, it's bottom, all right."
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"And that's why"
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"And with that tardiness, you have at last crossed"
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"the boundary where I can legally apply physical discipline."
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"Willie, cut me a switch!"
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"Serves you right for eating jam straight out of the jar."
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"Skate, skate as fast as you can."
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"But I'll catch you-- I'm the Principal Man!"
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"That's the kind of education you're missing."
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"The one place my car can't go."
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"others whenever they go." Oscar Wilde."
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"Whew! Safe."
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"Oh, not totally."
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"Whoa!"
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"I only committed this robbery to help my kid."
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"See, this is Jeremy."
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"I need to get him braces."
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"I always thought that if I'd had braces,"
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"Huh?"
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"Ay, caramba!"
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"Bart, Bart, we're in whatchamacallit..."
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"I run a respectable tree house."
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"You can't buy me with a candy bar that has coconut."
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"You got a deal."
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"say he was gonna hide out on top of Mount Springfield."
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"Strap on your crampons, boys!"
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"Eddie! Prepare my litter!"
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"You have to clean me. I clean you. Yeah."
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"We outlaws have to stick together."
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"Outlaw? You?"
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"Stolen bowling shoes, 3-D glasses, Krusty standee"
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"Oh. What do you feed him?"
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"My A.D.D. meds."
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"Um, listen,"
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"would you like two tickets to the school musical?"
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"I'm busy that night."
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"Going for the record."
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"What record? Stupidest death?"
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"Aah!"
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"Blagh!"
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"Oh, well, you're very wel..."
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"That's French for "hello.""
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"What does a competitive eater eat?"
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"All the glamour foods: pizza, boiled eggs, chicken wings"
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"and the big enchilada, which is not enchiladas but hot dogs."
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"As the great Kobayashi says,"
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""Detekurutoki itaiyo.""
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"Is Kobayashi the number one, um, uh..."
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"The correct term is "gurgitator.""
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"Virtually everyone uses his technique: Japanesing."
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"Shall I demonstrate?"
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"Ready, set..."
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"That's not going down."
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"This happens from time to time."
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"It's my life."
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"Aw, he's sweet."
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"Can I join you for lunch? Um, sure."
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"How many whole pizzas would you like?"
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"Um, can I just have a slice?"
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"Interesting technique."
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"It's the first I've seen it."
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"Where's the gift receipt?"
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"Where's the packet of desiccant that says "Do not eat"?"
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"I have a feeling this PlayStadium was liberated"
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"from its previous owner and given to me in gratitude."
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"You mean "stolen"?"
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"You can't spell "crime" without "me.""
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"C-R-I..."
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"Oh, hi. Is-is Lisa home?"
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"Yes, she is."
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"Competitive eater?"
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"Yes, I did! I heard "competitive eater"!"
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"Quit comparing me to Ben Chapman."
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"I will when you open your mind to change!"
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"Oh...!"
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"So, what should we practice:"
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"um, Vienna sausage;"
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"blueberry pie, short form;"
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"oatmeal, long course;"
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"freestyle baked beans; catfish-- ooh!"
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"Actually, I'm a little surprised Lisa likes him."
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"Justin Blobber over there"
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"doesn't remind you of anyone?"
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"$800 to cut me out of that slide?!"
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"It's all about the money with those firemen."
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"Women marry their fathers, Marge."
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"Ooh! What the...?"
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"Maybe you're not cut out for competitive eating."
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"No, I'm just... I..."
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"Maybe you just haven't found the right food, huh?"
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