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Clips from The Simpsons - Homer Simpson in: 'Kidney Trouble' (S10E10)

"Dad, you're tickling me."
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"Shh!"
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"Come on, come on, come on, come on. Start, damn you!"
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"I want you kids to pay attention."
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"Oh, that's cute.!"
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"Bang-bang!"
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"- You like it, huh? - Up yours!"
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"- But I really need to- - F. Murray Abraham!"
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"Besides, nothing's too good for a wonderful, generous man like you."
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"now that Lou Gehrig's dead."
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"Well, I gotta hand it to you, Homer."
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"You're really brave to go through with this operation."
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"Is that the sameJack from ''Jack and the Beanstalk''?"
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"- ''Liability waiver''? - Don't read it.Just sign it."
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"It's a heartbreaking situation."
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"I've been on that one. The taffy shop."
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"- Well, actually you did. - Yarr, yarr."
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"Hey, who are you guys?"
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"My story of jilted love is long and bittersweet."
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"My story's better. It has tigers."
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"We make a great team, Son."
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"Ah, I don't need two kidneys."
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"Yes, tickling."
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"Hmm?"
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"Oh, come on!"
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"##"
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"I'm sorry. I don't know what came over me."
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"Help me, please. I'm sick."
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"I'm not gonna let anything happen to my old dad."
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"Marge, I've been thinking."
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"Now come and meet the rest of the damned."
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"Who are we? No one. Where are we sailing? Nowhere."
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"- Forget what? - Oh, boy. Here we go."
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"We didn't want to give them to him, but he overpowered us."
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"Phew! Boy, that- Ow!"
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"I said fine."
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"I'll get my kidney back, old man!"
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"I promised my dad one of my kidneys..."
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"Ah, another lost soul has joined our world-weary ensemble."
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"Two hours?"
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"Uh, which way's the gunfight?"
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"##"
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"Well, I guess it's up to me to take the first step."
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"- Whoa! - ##"
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"He knows what he's doing."
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"www.tvsubtitles.net"
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"Uh, actually his kidneys were fine yesterday when he had his annual checkup."
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"lost souls."
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"That's my girl."
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"That's why everybody does everything."
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"Now don't you fellas worry. This'll all be over soon."
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"I'd like to apply for a job. Any job."
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"What is it with you and robots?"
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"Hey, Mom, look what I got!"
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"Let's forget this whole thing happened."
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"Now look what you've done."
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"But he still hangs around."
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"Excuse me, Doctor. I think I know a little something about medicine."
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"- Can I fluff your pillow? - Nothing's too good for me."
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"I love you, Son."
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"Say, how about a little NyQuil?"
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"Those bedtime stories began my lifelong love affair with the printed word."
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"Even those guys look too civilized for me."
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"Well, if you look closely, you'll see this is a taffy shop shaped like a ship."
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"Excuse me. I'm fleeing in shame, and I'd like to look my best."
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"Come back, Doctor."
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"- I think I'm going to be sick. - I stole this accordion from a blind monkey."
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"Even the sea won't forgive me."
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"Well, back on land my name was Homer Simpson."
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"Dr. Hibbert, I thought you'd located another kidney for Grampa."
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"- - That's the last time I trust the strangest people on Earth."
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"Oh, I wish I had that kind of relationship with my father."
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"I have everything I need right here. Hmm."
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"You have to sleep sometime."
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"- Am I dead yet? - No."
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"- ## - I was born into wretched poverty."
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"Aren't you going to give him the last rites?"
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"All gone."
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"I owe Dad so much."
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"Tell us your story of ennui."
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"Um, can I be a mate on your ship? Preferably first mate."
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"That's Catholic, Marge. You might as well ask me to do a voodoo dance."
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"A tramp steamer! That's perfect!"
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"I love you, Dad."
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"I'm not worthy to live among civilized people."
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"- How about now? - No!"
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"So one day I stole a loaf of bread..."
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"Ah, I love you, Son."
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"Phew."
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"Come, stranger. Join our circle of infamy."
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"- Now? - I'll tell you when you're dead, Grampa."
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"put it in the freezer until it was very hard, then robbed a bank with it."
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"As you can see, we're a contemptible lot of cads, bounders and tiger stabbers."
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"Thank you."
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"And when Mr. Dinkley saw what I had done..."
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"I would have killed Dinkley for that."
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"I was banned from the car wash forever."
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"Forever? How awful!"
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