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Clips from The Boondocks (2005) - The Story of Catcher Freeman (S02E02)

"the pleasures of the flesh before,"
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"who in the darkness of night"
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"[CATCHA GRUNTING]"
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"Thelma was a hussy jezebel temptress!"
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"Now let me finish the story."
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"after expending his manly seed..."
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"Mm?"
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"[CACKLING]"
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"Colonel Massa's men fought bravely,"
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"but they were outnumbered and unprepared"
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"Oh, you ain't getting out of here."
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"Wait a minute, y'all."
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"We can't do this, it ain't right."
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"[♪♪♪]"
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"It ain't right."
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"Kills them both."
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"and lived a miserable life as a free man in Boston."
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"Ruckus, I should kick in your damn jaw for telling lies."
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"HUEY: Excuse me, everyone."
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""was a house slave on Colonel Lynchwater's plantation."
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"GRANDDAD: Wait? W-what? Massa's son?"
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"HUEY: He is believed to have written the first screenplay,"
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"Then, on one fateful day--"
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"Where you going? You smell like black jellybeans."
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"THELMA: Once we're in the weapons shed,"
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"Okay, guys, look. Look."
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"I know most of you can't read,"
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"At least let me show it to him before you kill him."
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"What'd you call it? A script?"
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"First one ever made, right here."
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"Well, if you're selling, I am buying."
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"Untrue! Falsehood and untrue."
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"Having sold his script,"
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"Yo, that's a bitch-ass nigga."
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"A week from now. Mm-hm. Three o'clock."
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"MAN: Shoot 'em, shoot 'em!"
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"[YELLS]"
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"CATCHER: Stand still, bitch!"
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"[GUNSHOT]"
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"Wait, wait, wait. He meant to shoot Thelma,"
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"but shot Massa instead?"
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"Now, that's an ending."
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"GRANDDAD: My ending was better."
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"But...the script."
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"HUEY: That moment, Catcher decided it was best"
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"His script was never produced."
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"happily ever after."
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"My Catcher Freeman story better than all y'alls."
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"[♪♪♪]"
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"And that name was Freeman."
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"and love."
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"[BONES CRACKING]"
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"...hero."
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"The story of Catcher Freeman."
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"but I ain't stupid."
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"None of that story is true."
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"And don't you ever forget it."
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"Excuse me."
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"♪ The same spark That lights the dark ♪"
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"♪ And I'm 'a remain a soldier ♪"
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"♪ Chop, chop, chop Judo flip ♪"
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"♪ Chop, chop, chop Judo flip ♪"
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"♪ Sing a song... ♪"
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"RILEY: That nigga lying."
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"And how would you know?"
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"How come everyone we related to is somebody famous?"
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"Tsk. Man, he made up Catcher Freeman."
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"That's your great- great-great-great-granddaddy."
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"He did."
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"At school they said"
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"Jackie Robinson Freeman. The Freeman is silent."
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"all rolled into one."
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"Okay, I'm going to start this story from the beginning."
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"GRANDDAD: Shut up. It was the plantation"
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"of Confederate Colonel George Lynchwater,"
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"Shut your ass! The slaves were out in the fields,"
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"Guys, what--? What are you doing?"
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"Tobias told us Massa Colonel likes that song."
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"But, you know, Tobias is the lighter shades,"
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"You out here telling jokes, Tobias?"
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"If you beats him, it's like you beating all of us,"
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"but with considerably less effort."
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"PERCY: We don't like to see that. That makes us work harder."
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"COLONEL: Well, shit fire and save matches."
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"Maybe I'll get to bed early tonight."
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"it make us scared and make us all just wanna stay here."
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"We won't do nothings if you keep hitting him"
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"COLONEL: Well, since you love these field niggers so much,"
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"you can stay out here and work with them for a few days."
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"And if I hear that song again, I'm cuttin' both your balls off."
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"You guys are real fuckin' assholes, you know that?"
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"Come on, man, look on the bright side."
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"Ain't you sick of the white man?"
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"The white man this, the white man that."
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"You'll never get anywhere with that attitude."
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"Man, fuck that white nigga. That's your massa."
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"As soon as Catcher Freeman rides through here with his brigade"
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"and cuts that cracker's head clean off, ugh, I'm out of here."
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"You ain't never seen no nigga be gone like I'm gonna be gone."
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"And I'm a-join the gang. I got a letter saying"
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"and ride out with that nigga."
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"Ha! Ha-ha! That's your plan? Catcher Freeman, huh?"
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"to take you away on his sled?"
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"You don't believe in Catcher Freeman?"
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"I don't believe in the Easter Bunny either."
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"I'm telling you, man. Catcher Freeman is real."
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"He ain't just no normal nigga, he's supernigga."
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"Wait, how they know who Batman is?"
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"GRANDDAD: Stop interrupting!"
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"And what's your plan, house nigga?"
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"I'm gonna escape with this, okay? With my mind."
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"I thought of a way to display moving pictures on a screen."
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"Of course, it's all abstract,"
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"since I don't have any actual film or cameras or anything,"
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"but I'm gonna show Massa Colonel my screenplay,"
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"Nigga, you trying to get off the plantation"
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"by selling a script? Ha!"
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"Oh, yeah? Me and Thelma are gonna marry,"
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"have kids and live in Massa's house."
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"Tell me what you think about your ass, nigga."
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